Charater: Negaduck

Phrase or Prompt: Same time, Same Bank, Differnt Villains

Author: Originally written by Kristen Kruegershmirtz on Quotev and (with her permission) Rewritten by Sara-Q

You reached into your coat pocket for about the tenth time, fingering your special gun. You had been planning this heist for weeks, and you were on a tight schedule. Just a few minutes more…

And then disaster struck.

"All Right Knobs, Listen up." A sneering voice called. "Everybody hands up and line up by the wall. This is a stick-up!" It was Negaduck, Public Enemy Number One. It was a title you had wanted for so long, but you always ended up with Number Two. Needless to say your opinion of Negaduck was dropping quickly. Not that it had been that high in the first place.

"Wait!" You yelled. "This is my heist. I'm robbing this bank."

"Not any more, Sweetheart!" Negs said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "(V/N) isn't it? Too bad...Guess you'll be stuck at Number Two again…"

"Like Heck I will" You retorted, brisling at the nickname. You pulled out your gun and pointed it at him. "I'll just have to get rid of a pest, before I take the loot"

"You're playing way out of your league, Sweetheart." Negaduck said, his voice getting dangerously soft. "I suggest you point that gun somewhere else…" He pulled out his Chainsaw.

You tensed, getting ready for a fight. You were both interrupted however, by a cloud of blue smoke.

"I am the Terror that Flaps in the Night"

"Great" you said sarcastically "The comedy relief has arrived"

"He's supposed to be already stopping a robbery on the other side of town." Negaduck hissed. "I was so sure"

"That was a diversion created by me, you knob" You whispered furiously. "I had timing and everything setup perfectly, until you blundered into the picture"

"He glared at you. "Watch your mouth (V/N)."
"I am the headache in the criminal mind! I am Darkwing Duck!"

"Perfect" Negaduck growled "This is just great" He looked over at you. "Usually I wouldn't even consider this, but we seem to have a common nuisance at the moment"

You raised your eyebrows. "You want a truce?" You grinned. "The All Terrible Negaduck needs help?"

"Take it or leave it Sweetheart, I don't have all day"

"Fine"

The smoke cleared revealing Darkwing standing in a dramatic pose, his gas gun pointed at the both of you. "Suck gas evil do-GAK!" He jumped sideways, dodging a energy blast from your gun.

Darkwing then had to avoid Negs Chainsaw, which was being wildly swung at him.

"Hey" He yelped and dived for cover behind the teller's counter. He pointed his gas gun, and shot the canister at us. The room filled with greenish fog, and your eyes teared up.

"Tear Gas," you said "Really"

"What?" Darkwing said, sounding offended. "Whats wrong with tear gas"

" Gee, let me think" Negs sneered. "It's lame, it's weak, and It's just pathetic"

For the first time since the beginning of the fight, Darkwing seemed to notice just who he was fighting. "Negaduck" He said amazed "And (V/N). Since when do you two work together."

"Mutual hate" you said smirking "Of you of course. Isn't it wonderful Dipwing! Our shared hatred of you has unified us!"

"It's just peachy" Darkwing mumbled. He dodged another blast from your gun, which destroyed the teller's counter. He was then chased out of your sight by a pair of vicious looking Doberman Dogs(presumably Negaduck's). You both raced to the end of the bank where the enormous Safe was.

Negaduck cursed.

"What?"

"I was going to have the idiots who work here open the safe up. But thanks to someone's interfering, they've all left by now."

"For the record" you said irritated "I was here first. And I don't rely on Bank Tellers" You pulled out you gun, and changed the setting. You pointed it at the metal door, and fired. The beam disintegrated the door, and it fell to the floor in metallic dust.

"Not Bad" Negaduck admitted "For Number Two, I mean" You rolled your eyes.

"Whatever" You both grabbed as much loot as you could take, and turned to leave, but by that point Darkwing had managed to fend of the dogs and was blocking the exit.

"New plan" You said and blasted another hole in the back of the safe. The wall crumbled to dust and you and Negs rushed out on the building, with Darkwing in hot pursuit.

You followed Negs around to the front of the building. He spotted his Motorcycle, 'The Trouble Maker'. He got on, and, for some reason, beckoned you on as well.

You hadn't exactly prepared for a fast escape, so you reluctantly climbed on behind Negaduck. "Hang on Sweetheart!" He yelled.

Hang on to what?! You thought. There weren't any seat belts or hand holds so the only way to hang on was to...hold on to him. No way

However when Negs hit the gas, and you lurched backward, you were forced to grab on, to keep from falling off. Negaduck saw you discomfort and laughed.

You were chased around the city for the better of an hour, before you finally lost Darkwing. The Trouble Maker finally stopped in a dark alley, and you stumbled off. You turned to leave, but Negaduck spoke.

"Ya' know, we made a pretty good team back there." You turned back, looking quizzical. "I could use a smart member of my team." He continued "I have a lot of thugs, but your technology could be a great asset to the Fearsome Five."

You thought about it. "Fine" You said finally "On one condition" He raised an eyebrow. "That you don't call me Sweetheart"

"Whatever you say Dollface" You stepped forward, gun pointed, determined to shoot him and dump his body in Audubon Bay, but before you could fire, he kissed you.

You stumbled away startled and he laughed, jumped on his Motorcycle and left.

A few weeks later, the Fearsome Five was known as the Sinister Six.