Charater: Darkwing

Phrase: Ice Cream

Author: Originally written by Kristen Kruegershmirtz on Quotev and (with her permission) Rewritten by Sara-Q

You sighed. You had been waiting at you lair for a certain someone, and he was running about a half hour late. You loved Darkwing very much, but you had had to learn to be extremely patient.

You shifted uncomfortably and then turned up the AC in your lair as well as turning on a fan. It had been a very hot week in Saint Canard, and today was the hottest of them all. You couldn't believe that any Villains would be committing crime on a day like this, but Darkwing wouldn't be late for anything else. (And besides, most of the villains here weren't the sharpest knives in the jar)

Finally a cloud of blue smoke appeared, and Darkwing stepped out. "What?! No entrance?!" You teased.

He gave a look. "You're not a villain so no, no intro"

"Mmm. You're late"

"Sorry (H/N). Liquidator thought the heat wave was an excellent excuse to sell his overpriced bottled water...and to make all drinkable water in Saint Canard vanish." He pulled out two cartons of Ice Cream. "Would this make up for it?"

You rubbed your chin. "Gee, I don't know…"

He gave you a pleading look. "Please"

You leaned over and kissed his cheek. "I just messing with you DW" He blushed, turning bright red.

A few minutes later you both were eating your favorite flavors of Ice Cream. You wrinkled your nose. "For real? Strawberry"

"What's wrong with Strawberry" Darkwing protested. "Anyway it much better than Peanut Butter Cup."

"What!" You stood up. "You dare insult PBC!"

DW smirked "What! No of course not. I just said that every other flavor of Ice Cream was better"

"Oh, you asked for it now, Mister" You flicked a spoon of PBC Ice Cream at him. Darkwing yelped and ducked behind his chair.

"FOOD FIGHT" You yelled and quickly assembled a catapult out of your spoon, and other materials, using your skills with building.

Darkwing peeked out from behind the chair only jump back behind it as a bombardment of Ice cream came at him. "Ahhh!"

He managed to hit you a couple of times but he was no match for your catapult (Or for you, in any case).

He held up a white flag, and so you went to help him up. Which of course was a mistake. "AHA" He yelled, pulled you to the ground and began to tickle you.

"Ahahahah, nooooostoooopppppp!" After a few moments though, Darkwing got a call.

"Uh, Hey DW" Launchpad said over the phone. "I know you said you didn't want to be disturbed, but I thought you should know that Megavolt and Quackerjack have taken over the mall"

Darkwing groaned. "Why those Malicious Mall- hijacking Malefactors. They'll not escape the might of Darkwing Duck"

He then glanced over at you. "Oh (H/N)...I'm sorry."

"I'm not waiting for you again buster" You said. He deflated. "I'm coming with you!"

"Wait! (H/N)"

"Nope! I've made up my mind. Those two villains will cower at the sight of the two greatest heroes of Saint Canard!"

Darkwing smiled and wrapped his arm around your waist. "Yes, yes they will...But seriously Strawberry is way better than PBC"

"Hey!"