"The Midnight Mallard cautiously creeps across the crazed criminal's covert cover to cancel their calamitous contrivances. The odds are against him, but the demented duo's dastardly deeds are no match for-"
"Gizmoduck!"
"GIZMO-Ack!"
You winced and ducked down, as the aforementioned super hero came crashing through the ceiling. Well as much as you could at the moment anyway, considering your hostage situation.
Gizmoducks rather brash entrance knocked Darkwing from his hiding spot up in the rafters of the abandoned warehouse. Sputtering angrily, the purple clad vigilante, is up in a flash.
"What" he growled though gritted teeth "are you doing here"
"Why, just what every super hero would be doing. Rescuing the lovely lady here, and foiling the villains scheme. I assume that's what you what you were doing Wingy?"
"Nooo, not at all Giz, I just enjoy hanging out on the roofs of abandoned warehouses"
"Gee really, that's-"
"OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING! And you just ruined a perfectly good monologue, not to mention the element of surprise."
"Are you sure DW?"
"Oh I'm sure a couple people 50 Miles away didn't hear him, LP"
"Yeah 'LP'", " You said sarcastically. "I think perhaps it was Darkwing that everyone heard."
"No Kiddin', Adalind" Proclaimed a high pitched voice. "And aren't Superheroes supposed to work together, Heather?"
"Quackerjack!" gasped Gizmoduck, finally catching sight of the culprits. "So you're responsible for this fiendish felony"
"Who else would kidnap the Vice President of Whiffle Boy INK" Darkwing muttered. Raising his voice, he said "Hand over Ms. Cartbill or Prepare to Suck Gas, QuackerJack"
"Or Face the Might of Gizmoduck!"
"Nooo-Suck Gas!"
"Oh I'm so sorry to interrupt but- EAT AMMPERS DUCKS!"
"IT'S PLAYTIME!"
"Megavolt" gasped Giz after dodging a shot from the electric rat. "What's he doing here"
"Maybe you'd have known, if you'd actually deduce something before you burst into a villain's hideout."
A tug at you ropes distracted you from the two heros horrendous hostilities- Oh great. Half an hour of listening to Darkwing Duck's mutterings had left it's mark.
"Don't you worry, Ms. Cartbill" Launchpad whispered to you as he undid the jump ropes you were tied up with. "DW always nabs the bad guy."
"I guess that depends on who he perceives as the the 'bad guy'" You said, eyeing the fight with less confidence. "And please, call me (F/N )" The Jump-ropes finally came loose, and the both of you quietly exited the warehouse.
Launchpad had chivalrously decided to watch over you during the fight, incase Quackerjack and Megavolt decided to ignore the two heroes and reclaim their lost hostage.
Ten minutes passed, and the police finally decided to show up, but to everybody's great astonishment, Gizmoduck and Darkwing both came out, battered and bruised but evidently triumphant. Gizmoduck was then swarmed by fans, despite the late hour. Darkwing looked irritated, but said nothing about it.
"Yep, yep, yep" Darkwing said proudly. "Once again the Mighty Midnight Mallard beats all odds, and mangles the..." He paused.
"Mangles the mad mischievous miscreants" You offered
"Precisely" Darkwing said. He coughed "Of course, it's not quite my level of illustrious Alliteration…"
You raised an eyebrow. "Sleep with a thesaurus under your pillow"
"Yeah. Right beside the Junior Woodchucks Guidebook" Said a new voice
"Gosalyn! What are you doing here, Young Lady!? You're supposed to be at home. Asleep."
"And miss all the action?! C'mon Da-Darkwing, you know me better than that"
"Excuse me" You interrupted "You aren't Gosalyn Mallard, are you? Winner of the Whiffle Boy Contest in Whiffle Town?"
"That me" Gosalyn beamed
"Ahem and it was a tie, little missy" Darkwing interjected
"That's right, you were there too" You exclaimed. "It was kind of you to look after Gosalyn, Darkwing since her father couldn't come. Stomach flu wasn't it?"
"Food Poisoning" Darkwing muttered looking uncomfortable and pulling on his collar.
"Are you alright?"
"I-" Before Darkwing could answer, there was terrific boom and the police car with Quackerjack and Megavolt blew up, and the two criminals escaped. Darkwing and Launchpad ran off to recapture the cons, and Giz extracted himself from his fan club to join them.
"Typical" Said Gosalyn "The police probably forgot to take Mr. Banana Brain. Don't worry Darkwing, I'm coming" And with that she rushed after the vigilantes.
"Wait Gosalyn-" But she was out of earshot. Swallowing hard, you edged away from the action. You wandered the maze of abandoned warehouse until you reached-
"The Docks" You groaned, and turned to go back, but froze as you heard a familiar cackle.
"And where were you going?" Megavolt said maliciously.
"Oh come on!" You cried "What do you have against me. I can understand Quackerjack, but why you"
"So many electronics enslaved for mere entertainment" Megavolt raved "Not to mention all the electricity wasted. Sooo..." He smirked and raised his ray gun. "How do you want to go: regular or extra-crispy?"
You gulped "Neither" and ducked as he fired. You turned and ran in the opposite direction.
"No fair! Stand still and fry like a duck." You skidded to a halt as you reached the end of the pier. Glancing back at Megavolt and down at the water below, you waited until he was just about to reach you and then you hit the deck.
"Lights out, Spark Plug" You muttered, then blushed at the cheesy line. Megavolt tripped over you, and plunged head first into Audubon bay.
"What!? Nooooo!" He yelled as he shorted out, sending electrical bursts through the dark water.
"Keeen Gear, That was Awesome!" You turned to find Gosalyn, Darkwing and Gizmoduck, followed by the police, who fished Megavolt out of the bay.
"Err...Thanks" You said awkwardly, as you stood up and tried to straighten your blouse and skirt. "So um, did you get Quackerjack?" Darkwing expression darkened and Gizmoduck's shoulders slumped.
"Well, uh... no not exactly" said Gizmoduck hesitantly"You see, Wingy and I were-"
"Suffice to say, Quackerjack got away" Darkwing interrupted grumply. "We lost him, so we came back to see if we could capture Megavolt. Sorry for leaving you Ms Cartbill, but we figured that capturing Quackerjack was the most important."
"Still, It appears that Megavolt underestimated Ms. Cartbill" Gizmoduck said admiringly "She seems to have a few tricks up her sleeves herself"
"Yesss" Darkwing said, shooting an irritated glance at Giz. He turned back to you and puffed up his chest. "But fear not Ms. Cartbill. Until that felonious Fanatic is captured you will have the unwavering protection of Darkwing Duck!"
"And Gizmoduck!"
"Oh, will you butt out," Darkwing hissed. "Besides you already have a boss to protect, don't you"
"Well, uh yes…"
"Right-"
"But...but Mr McDuck is meeting with the President of Whiffle Boy INKas well as Ms Cartbill. That's why I, Gizmoduck, is here in Saint Canard, in the first place."
"Well, then you can just guard the President, then"
"Gee DW, shouldn't you guard the President of Whiffle Boy INK"
"Yeah Darkwing, Mr 'Mightier than Thou', or maybe help the police hunt down Quackerjack"
"LP, Gosalyn, Don't Help!"
"You both are very kind" You said, disrupting the argument. "Whiffle Boy INK would be very grateful to have you both at our meeting with Mr McDuck." You smiled at the two heros. "And I, personally, am and will be very grateful to have both of your protection." You yawned. "Anyway, goodnight to all of you, and once again you have my sincerest gratitude in rescuing me. I look forward to seeing you tomorrow." You blushed and then quickly kissed them both on the cheek.
You quickly turned and left, but before you were out of earshot, you distinctly heard Gosalyn mutter "Nothing could possibly go wrong tomorrow."