My Son and I

AU Universe


Author- HAHA I FUCKING LIED TO YOU ALL! HERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING CHAPTER

CHEHEHEHEHHEEHE!

Yukio- We are gonna stop using the words "son" "Mom" and things like that so much because we got a message saying it was a bit uncomfortable. Thanks for letting us know! No sarcasm! It was seriously helpful!

Naruto- Enjoy!

Sasuke- Here's ya warnings

Yaoi, extremely lewd, INCEST( IN THE STORY THEY ARE BLOOD-RELATED), age gap(Sasuke's 33 and Naruto's 17). Just plain filthy and extreme language. You have been warned. Don't complain to me because you don't read. Underage sex for one of them. Ya know the rules here. THIS IS NOT FOR BEGINNERS. COVER YOUR EYES SWEET BABY AND BLINDLY SEARCH FOR THE BACK BUTTON YOU INNOCENT CHILD!

You know what the hell talking is. Thinking is italicized. If you didn't know READ THE DAMN AUTHOR NOTES BEFORE THE STORIES. Thank you!


°Story Start°

Now cursing wasn't something he always did but with the stress he was feeling, a string of swears leaving his mouth was expected. Naruto huffed as he struggled over every problem his eyes came across.

Why the hell is math so fucking boring?!

It's a true mystery how he managed to pass not just Algebra 1 and Geometry. Algebra 2 how about hell no?! It's so damn boring for fuck's sake!

As if on cue, a pair of small hands began to massage his shoulder and soft kisses began to litter his neck.

"What's wrong Pumpkin?" The sweet voice helped the blonde boy relax. Trust his mom to know exactly what to do.

"Ugh this fucking homework! I mean c'mon, what even is this shit?! Function of what?! I'm about to tell math to find his own 'x' because I don't get 'y' the fuck I'm looking! Sas, please help me!"

Sasuke chuckled at his son's expense. Always so silly.

"How about this instead? If you can do all your work, showing your steps and all, in exactly two hours, I'll give you a very special treat?" Sasuke made sure to nip at his ear for added effect.

Naruto frantically nodded as he hurriedly worked on #5 of his 52 problems. Fuck boredom; he was getting that damn present!


Exactly two hours laters, Sasuke strolled into Naruto's room and checked on his son's process. He looked over his shoulder to see the blonde boy diligently working on #50 and smirked, walking out of the room.

Naruto sighed heavily as he watched the raven walk out his room. All that damn work with no fucking pay.

Boy was he dead ass wrong.

Sasuke whistled as he waltzed back into the room carrying things that shook Naruto to the core. In the pale man's hands were an appropriately sized cock ring, a somewhat lengthy vibrator, an old fashioned camera, black- police handcuffs and a small bottle of lube.

Sasuke began to undress, starting with nice, tight sweate, then his silky boxers, leaving on thigh-high socks he wore for warmth. The ravenette placed himself in Naruto's bed, getting comfortable and moving things as he pleased. Grabbing the lube and opening it, he smeared some onto his fingers and pushed one into his ass, breathing hitching at the intrusion.

The fox-like boy began to get up but his mother's stare had but all but glued to his seat.

"Sit down and Do. Not. Move. Until. I. Say. So." Scarlet eyes held sky blue orbs and Naruto felt himself swallow harshly and nod as he settled back down.

His cock twitched as he watched that delicious, silky and pale wither underneath its own ministrations.

Pink lips quivered as Sasuke plunged in a second finger and began to hopelessly fuck himself. He groaned as he felt that he couldn't reach his prostate and whined helplessly.

"B-Baby tou-ouch me.."

The tan child was more than happy to comply as he rose fron his chair and made his way to the queen sized bed. He positioned himself between milky thighs, mouth watering at the sight.

The smaller male mewled as he desperately thrusted his fingers into his tight asshole, harder, needed to touch the spot that made his body quiver. Soon excruciating pleasure came, but more so on his dick than his ass.

Naruto smirked as he licked as the base of his mother's length to the middle playing with the barbell nestled in his foreskin. Red eyes roled back the action and a trembling voice spoke.

"Naru n-no teasin' ah!"

He did as he pleased, sucking the tip in his mouth and quickly deep throating Sasuke whose back deeply arched off the bed at the pleasure and Naruto plunging his own finger in his ass along with two of his.

They tickled his prostate and the middle-aged mom begged to be fucked harder, reaching around, pleasurably blind, for the vibrator. Naruto nodded as he positioned Sasuke just like he wanted him; his own, personal, living sex toy.


Around a good 5-10 minutes later, Sasuke was positioned on his knees, hands handcuffed behind his back causing his chest to press into the bed. The vibrator buzzed proudly in his hole, against his prostate, on the highest setting and cock ring holding off any oncoming orgasms.

The whisker-scarred boy picked up the camera and got to work snapping picture after picture, setting them aside to dry. Once that was completed, he moved himself to kneel in front of Sasuke's panting and awaiting mouth. He grabbed the dark tresses and lifted the man's head before lowering the inviting mouth onto his erection and letting Sasuke slurp around his dick as he pleased.

The blonde snapped more pictures, some of his mother greedily enjoying sucking the erection presented to him as if he was the thirstiest man alive and others of him peppering kisses along the thick vein protruding on the underside of his length.

Red, hazy and lust filled eyes, rolled backwards as he continued to suck Naruto off. God if he was getting this turned from giving head just wait til they got to the fucking.

Relaxing his throat, Sasuke got ready for a copious amount of essence to invade his mouth and senses, but it never came. Instead, it was a replaced by a hiss as said cock popped from his lips.

Naruto maneuvered himself to sit behind that milky body and that plump and tight ass. He wasted no time pulled the vibrator out and shoved it back inside, Sasuke's walls practically melting.

He was going to die. Surely. Naruto was goig to take that vibrator out, enter him with that delicious cock of his and he'd die. And honestly, Sasuke found that it'd be honor to die that way.

Recently, some of the neighbors had become skeptical of their actions but no fucks were gi-okay maybe fucks were definitely given but you get my point. Anyways

Sasuke praised Naruto, keening and squirming at the pleasure. Naruto hummed in unrepressed joy as he rutted against his mother's taunt but fleshy thigh. Even he couldn't stop himself from moaning as the man underneath him sobbed and tried his best to push back. More of that pleasure, his mind screamed More!

Naruto finally took pity on him and pulled the toy off completely, slathered a hefty amount of lube onto his dick, and plunged balls deep into Sasuke's winking and awaiting hole.

Yep. He was definitely fucking dying.

Sasuke choked on air as tears of pleasure burned his eyes. The feeling never got old; the cock filling him, being strtched, the feeling of being so loved, and the guilty pleasure nearly knocking him unconscious.

Naruto flipped Sasuke on his back, opened his legs and began positioning in and out of that sweet ass.

"Ti-Tight as al-a-always. So fuc-fuckin' ha-hot." The blue-eyed boy moaned loudly as he watched Sasuke's eyes go wide and a quivering and pleasured smile graced his lips.

He recently found out Sasuke giggles when in missionary.

But before one laugh could escape those plump lips, Naruto was kissing the breath out of him.

The kiss was hot, passionate and held the type of love you only gave your lover and life partner.

Placing his ams of the side of Sasuke's head, he began to fuck Sasuke for all its worth, head reeling at the amount of pleasure he was feeling.

Both occupants of the bed rocked with the force, moans bouncing off the walls and hips meeting sweet ass,and dick meeting tight hole.

"Ugh Sas 'm go-gonna-NGH AH!"

Hazy, scarlet eyes stared into azul and soon, both boys were reaching the heightened heaven of sex; orgasm.

Twins screams ricocheted off the walls as Naruto threw his head back in unashamed pleasure and Sasuke smiled brightly in pleasured mirth. The two collapsed, heaving for air.

Very suddenly, the door beel rang, almost tauntingly, ending their tired afterglow. They quickly threw on clothes and Naruto, being the first to be dressed rushed to the door.

"Aye stop fuckin' ringing' the damn bell. I hear ya!"

He swung the door open, revealing his three best friends, Kiba, Shikamaru and Gaara. Naruto blinked rather confused.

"Wassup guys?"

Kiba smiled his regularly tooth smile, "Just comin' to see if ya wanted to hang is all."

Naruto smiled back at him as Sasuke walked in the room in grey sweats that hugged his ass surprisingly and an over sized sweater.

"You always did look so handsome smiling Pumpkin."

Naruto huffed, his cheeks turning red. "Geez Ma, stop it will ya?!"

Sasuke laughed lightly then huffed in tired irritation at the wolf whistle he received. Just his damn luck.

"Looking nice today Mr. Uchiha. Say, why don't I take ya sometime. No sense in wastin' a fine ass body like that ; specially with tha' ass." Kiba cooed at Sasuke, eyeing him like an untouched prize.

Now a few months ago, Sasuke would have jumped Kiba in the doorway for a good fuck but now, he had the perfect to take care of him.

"Stop chasin' after me you cub.* Besides, I'm damn sure whateva you're packin' ain't enough to satisfy me. You'd probably pass before you even got to the good part. Now shoo ya mutt. Oh and hello boys, everythin' goin' well? It's nice seein' ya."

The other two boys nodded in affirmation while the dog boy continuously oogled Sasuke.

Naruto openly growled at Kiba, "Ma can I go out for a bit?"

"Only if you put that mutt on a leash."

"Deal."

Sasuke smiled softly and nodded as Naruto went to go get ready.

Soon he came back down and the four boys began to leave.

"Be safe boys! No drinking, drugs, and use protection." They all nodded and Naruto rolled his eyes and leaned in to give Sasuke a kiss on the cheek.

"Bye babe, see ya in a bit. I love you." He stole a sweet and tender on the lips which they both enjoyed

"I love you too sweetheart. See ya."

Sasuke hummed as he watched Naruto get in the car and they drove off. Pray to god they didn't die; Kiba was driving.

He hummed as he walked back into the house, snuggling his son's sweater.


$Story End$

411 yo!

Cub- Someone who chases people of an older age bracket.


Author- WHOOO THAT WAS GOOD! I DESERVE THEM DAMN DOLLAR SIGNS!

Naruto- Like Hell you do! UPDATE THE OTHER STORIES MOTHERFUCKER!

Yukio- You can't call him mother fucker when you technically are a mo-

Sasuke- Nope nope nope Ja Ne Ja Ne Ja ne!