Hey guys….Let me start off by saying I AM SOOOOO SORRY THAT IT'S TAKEN ME SO LONG TO UPDATE THIS STORY. I've been meaning to I really have. I've just been so busy and it always seems like its one thing after another. Plus, truth be told since the Brucas ship has sailed away and Mark pretty much blew it to hell it's been hard to come up with inspiration. On a lighter note I'm really enjoying the new season of OTH. I personally don't even miss the Pucas Scott's and Satan Spawn Sawyer. I say burn that bridge and be done with it. I'm not 100% a Brulian fan though. I try to be and I just can't. There's just something about Julian that I don't trust. I don't know he just makes me think he's going to do something to really hurt Brooke I guess it's just me. Plus, Mark needs to make Julian something other than Lucas 2.0 because Julian is his own person and I don't think Mark needs to shove a fake Lucas down our throats when he didn't want A Brucas like relationship to begin with. Also, I was about to take some frigging names over this whole Renee and Nathan Baby Daddy storyline. All of us Naley fans know that Nathan would never do that to Haley EVER. He's not Lucas. I also KINDA like Dan that could be bad though. Oh, I really like Clay that whole thing with him and Sara just broke my heart and had me in tears the last 10 minutes of Monday's episode. Getting back on track sorry……I hope that you guys like this part and that you'll be kind of nice to me about not updating…….no?....maybe? Need some breathing room first? Ok….As always reviews are welcome and appreciated.

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ONE MONTH LATER

"I can't wait for this movie it looks like it would be so funny" Nathan said as everyone walked into the movie theater.

"I know I love Seth Rogan" Brooke said as she sat down in the theater beside Lucas

"He seems like a cool guy" Nathan said.

"I think so too" Lucas said looking over at Nathan.

"I need some nachos" Lucas said "I'll be back"

"Nothing for me thanks" Brooke said as she watched Lucas leave.

The movie hadn't even been on for ten minutes before Haley and Nathan started making out and they left to go get some privacy. They walked into the bathroom and started to get hot and heavy when they heard someone clear their throat behind them. Haley and Nathan both turned and came face to face with Tree Hill Movie Theater security. "You're under arrest"

2 hours later.

"I can't believe they left at the beginning of the movie" Lucas said as they walked out of the theater.

"I can't believe they didn't tell us they were leaving" Brooke said.

"Well you know Haley and Nathan I'm sure they're doing the nasty" Lucas said.

"Ok" Brooke said as she and Lucas got in their car and went home.

2 hours later.

Brooke groaned as she heard the phone ring and she watched as Lucas leaned over and answered it.

"Hello"

A few minutes later Lucas hung the phone up and looked down at Brooke. "Nathan and Haley are in jail"

"What?" Brooke asked.

"They got arrested for public indecencies I have to go bail them out" Lucas said as he sat back on his knees and looked around the room for his shirt.

"Don't go" Brooke asked sitting up to look at Lucas "Please stay here with me"

Lucas sighed "I want to so bad…believe me you have no idea but there's nobody to go and get them"

"Alright" Brooke said rolling over onto her side under the covers.

"Do you want to come with me?" Lucas asked.

"No" Brooke said.

"Alright" Lucas said getting out of bed.

JAIL

"This is crazy I can't believe that we got arrested we didn't do anything wrong" Nathan said "I can't get any more points on my license"

"It was kind of funny though" Haley said as she started to laugh.

"Yeah, believe me that guy got a show" Nathan said.

"I know it and it was way better than the movie" Haley said as the door opened and Lucas walked in.

"Hey man" Nathan said "Thanks for bailing us out"

"Yeah" Lucas said bitterly.

"Sorry if we woke you" Haley said.

"It's ok" Lucas said "Let's just get out of here"

"What are we going to tell Jamie?" Haley asked as the realization of where they were leaving finally hit her.

"How about Hey Jamie Uncle Luke had to come bail your mom and dad out of jail cause we were having sex in a public bathroom while your Aunt Brooke and Uncle Lucas were watching a movie?" Lucas said as the three of them got into Lucas's SUV.

"Ha ha Lucas you are just so funny you split my sides" Haley said as she rested her head on Nathan's shoulder.

"Well I thought you could tell him the truth to why he and Leah had to spend the night with their grandma Deb and not some lie of how you went to the county fair to hunt for elephants like you told him the night you and Nathan went to that hotel for your anniversary" Lucas replied looking into the rear view mirror at Haley and Nathan.

"For your information Lucas, Jamie was 3 years old when I told him that story. So that's not even relevant to what we are even talking about right now. Number 2 I believe that you and Brooke were the ones that had sex in the limo at Karen and Andy's wedding reception last month" Haley shot back.

"Don't you worry about what Brook and I do Hales" Lucas said "Clean out your own backyard before you clean out mine"

"You two fight like brother and sister you always have" Nathan said rolling his eyes and looking out the window as Lucas pulled out onto the highway and drove them home.

The Next Night

"I did the rolls Aunt Brooke" Jamie said carrying the basket to the table.

"Thank you Jim Jam you are the best helper ever" Brooke said looking at him.

"Do you want me to go and get everyone?" Jamie asked.

"No buddy that's ok you can go ahead and have a seat and get ready for dinner" Brooke said

"Ok thanks" Jamie said pulling out his chair and sitting down.

"Dinner," Brooke called from her place in the kitchen.

"Smells great Brooke," Nathan said as he walked into the kitchen carrying Leah on his shoulders as Leah laughed hysterically. He took Leah off his shoulders and set her in her high chair before setting himself down at the table. "Where is everyone?"

"I don't know…Upstairs playing the Wii I think," she said, setting a plate of pasta on the table. "But if they don't get down here in the next thirty seconds they won't get any."

"Hey Brooke," Haley greeted kissing Jamie, Nathan and Leah before plopping down in the chair beside Nathan.

"You look tired," Nathan noted, munching quietly on a carrot stick. "Hard day at work."

Haley shrugged noncommittally and picked up a piece of carrot. "Just a long day, I guess. Dinner smells great by the way."

"Brooke did it," Nathan said "Remember when she tried making lasagna and burnt it then we all went out for pizza"

"Yeah" Haley said laughing but then she looked at Brooke who wasn't laughing "Um…no Nathan I don't remember that at all"

"Hello all," Rachel smiled happily as she barged through the front door and sat in her chair across from Haley. "And how is everyone this fine day?"

Brooke looked over at her friend. "What type of sex did you have?"

"Whatever are you talking about?"Rachel grinned, helping herself to the pasta.

"I have to agree. That's either an I met someone face or an I had sex face," Haley said, tossing a piece of breadstick at her.

"What's going on?" Lucas sauntered into the kitchen, noting the amused grins on everyone's faces.

"Rachel got laid," Haley shrugged. "Nothing much." The look on Lucas's face caused the four to laugh hysterically.

"I don't think that's funny," Lucas stammered. "That's embarrassing"

A squeal from the door turned their attention away from the horrified Lucas. "Hey Isaiah, you ready for spaghetti?" Brooke asked, taking the baby from Lucas and set him in his high chair.

"Mommy made it just for you and Daddy." Isaiah grabbed Brooke's long hair in his fists and pulled her close for a sloppy kiss.

"Thank you Baby," Brooke cooed, wiping the drool from her face with a dishtowel. "Mommy likes kisses."

"Hey sweet pea," Haley smiled, snapping the bib around Isaiah's neck. "How was your day?"

Haley smiled and nodded along with the endless babble that was Isaiah's language. "Wow," she smiled, when the baby stopped. "You've been a busy boy today, haven't you? I bet it was nice it just being you having all of mommy and daddy's attention since Hannah is all the way over at Grandma Karen's for the night huh"

Everyone watched, grinning as the baby talked and Brooke and Lucas took their seats on either side of their son. "So, what's up for next weekend?" Nathan asked, taking a bite of his dinner and looking at Leah who was shoving fistfuls of pasta in her mouth. "Ew…that's gross sweetie" Nathan said wiping his daughter's face.

"What do you mean?" Brooke asked, cutting up Isaiah's bowl of pasta. "What's next weekend?"

She suctioned the bowl onto the high chair tray and handed the baby a small plastic spoon before turning back to her friend.

"Next weekend, is going to be the last weekend before Nathan and I go to Vegas" Lucas said

"Right," Brooke nodded, eating her own dinner. "Do we have something to do?"

"Why don't we all do something fun? Like camping or something?" Haley grinned. "That could be fun."

"Yeah, hot dogs and beans over a fire, peeing in a bush, using leaves for toilet paper, sounds like fun to me," Rachel said, sarcastically. "No offense, but I think I'll pass."

"Yeah, I don't think Isaiah's entirely up for a weekend in a tent. The last thing we need is a cranky boy." Lucas said. Isaiah looked up at the sound of his name and held a noodle out to his father.

Lucas grinned and ate the piece of food from his son's tiny hand. "Thanks buddy, why don't you try using your spoon?" He held the spoon out for him and he opened his mouth expectantly.

"You, my son are your mother's child," he grinned, feeding Isaiah a small spoonful of pasta.

"Dada," he responded, Isaiah looked over the table at Leah who was eating with her hands and he imitated her by holding out another fistful of spaghetti for Lucas.

"Daddy has his own dinner," Brooke responded, attempting to manipulate the spoon into the baby's grip. "This is for Isaiah, you eat this."

"He's getting so big," Haley sighed, gazing over at her nephew. "Soon he'll be talking like there's no tomorrow."

"He's already talking. I see how she keeps checking all the baby girls out at the park…he wants them," Nathan noted, helping himself to another serving. "This is really good Brooke."

"Thanks," Brooke sighed, plucking food from Isaiah's brown hair. She tickled the baby's feet and picked up his spoon. "This is your supper," Brooke played with him. "And this is your mouth," she tapped Isaiah's mouth gently. "The food goes in your mouth just like this," she made a face and plopped the spoon into the baby's mouth, as he erupted into a fit of giggles, spitting pasta across the table.

"God Leah and Isaiah are the most disgusting eaters ever," Nathan jumped from his chair, caught up in the baby's infectious giggles.

Haley laughed hysterically and removed the food from her nose, fueling Isaiah's laughter even more.

"Okay buddy," Lucas grinned. "No more feeding yourself." He took the spoon from Brooke and signaled for her to eat her own dinner.

"Thanks Lucas," she sighed, watching her husband shovel food into the baby's mouth. "I don't think we'll ever get the tomato sauce out of his skin he'll be stained forever."

"Good luck getting the mush out of his hair," Lucas laughed. "His hair is too thick; you won't find it until next weekend."

"Speaking of next weekend," Nathan sighed looking at Leah who was now chewing on a breadstick, "Are we doing anything or are we just staying in?"

"You guys should do something," Lucas motioned to the everyone at the other end of the table. "I think I'd rather spend the weekend alone with my wife and kids."

Brooke nodded her head in agreement. "You guys should definitely go out and have fun though. Don't stay in on our account."

"That's Scott speak for get out of the house, I'm going to get some," Haley laughed,

"You're just jealous because I am going to get some," Brooke countered, returning the childish gesture.

"Can we derail this train before I am scarred for life of images I do not need in my head," Nathan groaned, dropping his head to the table.

"We're agreed then, we're doing something?" Haley grinned looking between Nathan and Lucas.

"Sounds good," Brooke agreed, grinning as Haley bounced in her chair. Isaiah caught his aunt's enthusiasm and squealed loudly slammed his fists down on the tray, catching one tiny hand on the edge of his bowl which sent spaghetti going across everyone and everything. He looked up at Brooke, surprise filling his face as he burst into tears. Leah thinking tossing spaghetti was a game picked up his bowl of pasta and threw it at everyone in distance.

"Oh Isaiah," Brooke sighed, pulling her son from the chair and holding him as he cried. "It's okay handsome boy." The baby continued to wail, burying his head further into Brooke's chest. Brooke whispered, soothingly, rocking her son as he finally calmed down... "You okay now sweetie?" Brooke lifted the panting baby's face to her own. Lifting Isaiah's hand to her lips she kissed it gently, looking into the baby's eyes. "Mommy kissed it all better." Isaiah sighed, never breaking eye contact with his mother. Brooke sighed and leaned down to kiss the baby's forehead. "I love you"

"Come see Daddy," Lucas sighed, reaching out for the baby. "Mommy's got to go put her t-shirt in the laundry before it gets all stained." Brooke looked down at the filthy front of her shirt and sighed as she stood up. She looked at Haley who was trying to clean up the mess that Leah had made. "Bad girl Leah…mommy's so mad right now"

"Bad mama" Leah said pointing at Haley.

"I don't know what's gotten into her today" Nathan said "These toddler years are killing me"

"If there's anything else, give it to me now, I'm not doing this again later."Rachel stood up and stripped off her t-shirt, standing in only her bra.

"God Rachel," Lucas gasped, "That was a little too easy for you."

"Lighten up Lucas," Brooke said. "She doesn't have anything you haven't seen before."

The Next Day

Lucas walked up to the front door of his mom and Andy's house before opening the door. "Hey Ma?" Lucas called

"Daddy" Hannah called excitedly as she ran into her father's arms. "I missed you"

"Well I missed you too baby girl" Lucas said. "Where's Grandma Karen?"

"Cooking" Hannah said pointing to the kitchen.

"Let's go see her ok" Lucas said putting Hannah down on the ground and following her out into the kitchen.

"Hey mom" Lucas said leaning up against the door frame of the kitchen as he looked at his mother.

'Hey Lucas" Karen said as she finished putting her meatloaf into the oven. "Did you have a good night last night?"

"Yeah, it was nice" Lucas said "Did Hannah behave?"

Karen nodded "Of course she did. She and Lilly watched Monsters vs. Aliens and they fell asleep on the couch about 10"

"I appreciate you watching her for me and Brooke mom" Lucas said walking towards his mom.

"Lucas she's my granddaughter I love her" Karen said.

"Where's Andy?" Lucas asked.

"Out in the tree house with Lilly I just know he's going to fall and break his neck" Karen said looking out the window and shaking her head.

"Lilly sure does love that tree house" Lucas said

"Believe me I know it and it's like murder getting her out of it. When Haley brings Jamie over they go up there and are in there for hours" Karen said as she went to the cupboard and pulled out a box of macaroni and cheese.

"I think it's great that Andy built that for her. She really loves him" Lucas said sighing.

"She does….I just look at her and see Keith and think of how proud he must be of the way his daughter….and son have turned out" Karen said walking over to Lucas and putting her arm around him.

"Thanks mom" Lucas said pulling her into a hug.

Karen turned her head and saw Andy climbing out of the tree house and onto the long, thick branch beside of it. "Lucas, go out there and get him before he does something stupid"

Lucas opened the door and walked out towards the back yard. "That guy's going to give me a heart attack before it's over with" Karen said as the phone rang and Karen went to answer it.

"Hello?" Karen asked. "Brooke sweetie calm down…now what happened…Ok…I'll go tell Lucas to meet you at the hospital"

Karen hung up the phone and picked Hannah up before going to the backyard just as Andy and Lilly were getting out of the tree house.

"Lucas, Brooke called" Karen said.

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So I hope that you guys liked this chapter and if you have any suggestions I would be glad to hear them….I promise no 3 month break this time…..Love, Ashley