Meanwhile, back at the home of Ralph and his stepfamily...

"Father!" Motor protested.

Yeah, not just women wear corsets. Much to Motor's annoyance.

"My boys are going to be the envy of everyone at the ball." Turbo declared sternly.

"Do you really think so father?" Careen grinned as Ralph slicked back his hair.

"Thtand thtill Motor." Turbo ordered sternly.

Motor reluctantly did and Turbo started to tighten the corset.

"Our family has always been known for it'th fathinating men!" Turbo said in an ultimatum tone. "Why, I would've married a printheth mythelf if I'd had the thame opportunities that you boys have had..."

"*OW!*" Motor cried.

"...If I had thomeone to push me the way you boys do. Thomeone to thacrifice for me!" Turbo finished.

"Father you're hurting me!" Motor complained.

"Attractiveneth knows no pain boys! Attractiveneth knows no pain!"

Turbo was finally done.

"Now, let'th go over thith again." He said calmly. "If I've done my job right there's no reason on Earth that the printheth shouldn't pick one of you for her groom."

Motor and Careen stood at attention.

"Boys." Turbo said.

"Well, first I'll bow." Motor said.

"Excellent." Turbo smiled.

"I'm going to start by kissing her hand." Careen said.

"Then I'm going to start by kissing her hand too." Motor said.

"Then I get to bow." Careen said.

"Then I'm going to bow too." Motor said.

"Let'th-let'th move on." Turbo sighed. "Tell me what you're going to say to the printheth Motor."

"Well, you told me to show her that there's more to me than good looks and racing skills, so I thought I might recite a poem." Motor said, scratching himself.

"A poem?" Careen was surprised.

"What's wrong with that?" Motor asked, confused.

"Whatever you boys do you muthtn't let the printheth know how thenthitive you are. Women prefer tough guys who can protect them." Turbo said.

"Yes father." Motor and Careen said.

"For heaven's thake Motor thtop thcratching yourthelf!" Turbo cried, annoyed.

Motor tried to stop but couldn't.

"I can't help it father you know how I get itchy when I'm nervous!" Motor cried desperately.

Turbo went over and forced Motor's hands down. Careen smirked with amusement at this.

"And what are you going to say Careen?" Turbo said tensely.

"Well, father, I've been working on my naturally infectious laughter." Careen smiled.

"Excuse me?" Motor said with great surprise before he and Turbo stared at each other with disbelief.

"Tonight, I'm going to laugh infectiously at all the princess's jokes." Careen then demonstrated his laugh only to end up snorting.

"I beg you Careen! Whatever you do try not to thnort." Turbo grabbed Careen desperately, stopping his snorts.

"Yes father." Careen winced from the snorting.

"And Motor, you mutht try not to thcratch." Turbo added, turning around. "Remember boys: we hide our flaws-"

"Until after the wedding." Motor and Careen finished.

"Shouldn't a woman love you for who you are in spite of everything?" Ralph asked.

Turbo, Motor, and Careen turned and looked at him.

"How quaint." Turbo said dryly. "Tell me, Wreck-It-Ralph, what would you thay to capture the printheth?"

"I don't know." Ralph shrugged.

"Of courthe you don't." Turbo said.

"But whatever I'd say, we would know in an instant that we were meant for each other." Ralph smiled. "Then she'd smile and kiss my cheek."

"That sounds so romantic." Motor sighed.

"Oh say it again Wreck-It-Ralph." Careen sighed.

"Rubbish!" Turbo snapped. "Thith isn't about love it'th about marriage! Have I taught you boys nothing?"

He sang:

Falling in love with love is falling for make-believe
Falling in love with love is playing the fool!
Caring too much is thuch a juvenile fanthy
Learning to trutht is jutht for children in thchool

I fell in love with love one night when the moon was full
I was unwise with eyes unable to thee!
I fell in love with love, love-everlathting
But love fell out with me!

Ralph continued helping his stepbrothers get ready as they joined in the song. He shined their boots for one thing.

MOTOR AND CAREEN:
Falling in love with love is falling for make-believe
Falling in love with love is playing the fool!
Turbo grabbed a vial of cologne and sprayed it on his sons, avoiding Ralph.

TURBO:
Caring too much is thuch a juvenile fanthy

MOTOR AND CAREEN:
Learning to trust is just for children in school.

Motor and Careen then made sure that their appearances were good, and got dressed in their suits. Turbo got dressed too. He wore a red and gold suit, Careen wore a green and silver suit, and Motor wore a blue and silver suit.

TURBO:
I fell in love with love one night when the moon was full
I was unwise with eyes unable to thee!

Ralph handed out boutonnières to them, one a red rose, one a green lily, and one a blue orchid. Turbo, Motor, and Careen then got into the carriage they had hired.

TURBO, MOTOR, AND CAREEN:
I fell in love with love, love-everlasting.

TURBO:
But love fell out with me!