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So here it is, part two!

Kagura's Super Sweet Sixteen – Part Two

Kagura took the gift she'd received from her rival and walked over to the hallway mirror. She removed one of the silver-pins keeping her hairdo together and replaced it with the new one. It matched her eyes perfectly.

'Damn it.'

She really liked it, but she didn't want it to seem like she'd accepted his offer to become one of his Ms. She turned the pin over, the flower-side pressed against her head, hidden by the hair bun. She had no intention of giving him satisfaction.

Kagura huffed and left the apartment to rejoin the party, 'her party.'

As she walked down the stairs, another Shinsengumi squad car pulled up beside Otose's place. Yamazaki stepped out of the vehicle and gave her a cheerful wave.

"Happy birthday Kagura-chan!"

"Thanks Jimmy!" she answered with a forced smile.

"It's Yamazaki! How come you never remember my name? I know I'm the boring straight man of the Shinsengumi, but come on! We've known each other for four years!"

Kagura shrugged. "Why are you here anyway?"

He sighed. "I got a call from Tama-san" (he almost chirped when he said her name) "She told me to pick up Kondo-san and the others." He took a bag out of the car, "do you know why she wanted me to bring an extra set of clothes?"

Kagura grimaced "just come with me," she led the way inside the shop.

Yamazaki didn't know what to believe when he found his chief covered in pink cake and blue bruises... completely nude!

Kondo cried when he saw the bag of clothes and hugged Yamazaki. The latter got really uncomfortable and tried to avoid the formers manhood pressed against his body. The naked man took the bag and went to the bathroom to clean up and get dressed.

Kagura sat down beside Sougo in the bar. He looked at Kagura's hair and smirked. "Did you like your present China?' He whispered. She glared at him.

Yamazaki walked over to his Yorozuya counterpart to get some answers. Shinpachi filled him in on all the details he knew.

One issue was still unresolved, how did Kondo wound up naked in a cake?

The party-goers sat down and contemplated on the matter. A light bulb appeared above Otae's head; she made a fist and hit her hand. "I know what happened!" everyone silenced and listened to her. "Kondo must have wanted to pledge a fraternity, isn't it normal for pledging frat boys to get undressed and streak the community?"

The Yorozuya nodded approvingly, thinking this was a fair explanation.

Hijikata was on the other hand unimpressed. He crossed his arms and spoke. "Why would the captain of the Shinsengumi pledge a fraternity? He's already the damn chief of an entire police force."

"Having power isn't everything Hijikata-san," Otae said. "Sometimes men like to shirk their responsibilities and have fun you know."

"Shirking your responsibilities when you're a public official shows a lack of bushido, Kondo-san knows he would have to commit seppuku if he defied the Shinsengumi rules."

"You let Sofa-kun shirk his responsibilities everyday without consequence," Gintoki added while picking his nose.

"It's not Sofa, it's Sougo. And I don't shirk my responsibilities. I'm the one with most arrests," Sougo added.

"And the most lawsuits," Yamazaki said, earning a punch in the face.

"Then how about this!" Hasegawa made a knuckle and hit the palm of his hand knowingly. "Kondo-san has a good hearth am I right? He must have met with a homeless man and given him all his clothes." He rubbed the beard on his chin, "you should all follow his example and give me some mone…"

Kagura stopped his rambling by kicking him in the throat. "That's definitely not it!"

Sougo followed her example and punched him in the stomach. They looked at each other and nodded, ready to go at him like the time at the festival. Hijikata and Gintoki grabbed them by their collars and pulled them back before they offed madao for good.

"I know what happened." a bearded man who looked like Santa Claus entered establishment. "I've been on standb…" Gintoki slapped him in the back of the head.

He whispered to the bearded man. "What are you doing here Zura, it's dangerous to be in the same room as the men trying to arrest you!"

"GINTOKI! It's not Zura, it's Zuraclaus!"

"It's not December you idiot! Why the hell would Santa Claus be walking around on this time of the year?"

"HAHAHAHA!" Katsura laughed, "it's because I'm checking whose being naughty and nice!"

"And you know what happened to Kondo-san?" Yamazaki asked.

"Of course I do, gather 'round now kids. Let me all sing you a katsurap." He cleared his throat and pulled out a boom box, "Yo, joi is joy, yo joi is joy." It was Kagura's turn to hit him in the head.

"LEADER!" He rubbed his sore spot, "don't you want Christmas presents this year?"

"Not if I have to listen to your rap!" she crossed her arms and jumped back up on the stool, letting her feet dangle.

"Then I'll tell the real story." Zuraclaus crossed his arms and closed his eyes. "It was the eve before Christmas. Young Joey was looking out of his window, tracing snowflakes with his eyes" he paused to make a greater impact "remembering the last winter he had shared with his father."

"Oi, this is just one of those long soap opera stories you usually tell, you don't know anything!"

"Of course I do Gintoki! Okay I'll skip to the end… And then Kondo-san gave his clothes to young Joey, he died momentarily of hypothermia; leaving the boy fatherless once more."

Gintoki hit him hard in the head, knocking him down on the floor "You skipped too damn far idiot, he's clearly still alive!"

"You're coming with me down to the station Katsura." Hijikata placed handcuffs on the joui leader's arms. "Yamazaki, you come with me in case he wakes up and tries to escape. Sougo, you stay put and wait for Kondo. We'll come and get you when we've incarcerated this criminal."

"Hai, Hijikata-san, go-die-Hijikata-san."

Hijikata gave him a glare before the two shinsengumi officers left the venue and drove off to their headquarters with the convict.

The guest all looked at each other.

"Maybe we shouldn't be focusing on why Kondo's naked, maybe we should focus on why he was inside the cake?"

"Maybe we should just ask Kondo-san what happened when he returns," Shinpachi deflected.

"But he's taking so long, what is he doing in there?" Otae asked.

"Maybe he got sucked down the toiled and entered the Poop Kingdom, and now he's their new leader," Kagura was swirling around on the bar stool as she said it, tilting her head slightly to the left.

"I'm not doing anymore of this filler crap," Gintoki said and walked to the bathroom.

Sougo followed right after, "I'm coming with danna."

Kagura traced them with her eyes, jumped off and walked after.

"Hey Kagura-chan, you can't go into the men's bathroom!" Shinpachi yelled after her.

"It's my birthday, I'll do what I want!"

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