LET THE RANDOMNESS BEGIN! Also Connor's speech is altered for now... you'll see why...

I woke up today unbelievably... grumpy. I woke up late, didn't have time to bathe, and had to put my hair up in the most common hair style ever! A ponytail!

As I walked sown the stairs I heard snoring coming from my mom, who was passed out on the couch with an episode of Teen Mom paused.

I rolled my eyes at her and walked out the door.

Outside was Edward's car and him and Connor were standing and talking. For the day Edward has to wear fake werewolf ears that are blond, Connor has fake vampire teeth. Which guy shall I choose?

"Slup, Luzzy." Connor spat all over

Edward kept a bad boy look on, well he had the leather jacket. "Hey. Ready to go."

"Aren't you guys going to fight over me?" I smiled.

"Whaz iz thiz? Twiloght?" Connor once again spat every where.

I couldn't hold in the gross feeling anymore. "STOP SPITTING FOR FIVE MINUTES!"

(Social Studies)

"Connor stop spitting." I said while I wiped spit off my face.

"Iu cans helt it!" Seriously, his speech is getting worse.

"Stop talking! You're sounding like a British-French vampire AKA Edward Cullen!"

"Miss Riley, is there something wrong?" Blackbeard asked from his desk.

I opened my mouth but the words wouldn't come out.

"Zhe'z canzered abut me speach." Connor replied.

Blackbeard raised an eyebrow. "Me too. What's up the teeth anyway?"

(P.e.)

"Can you run like a wolf?" Macie asked while trying to hide a smile.

Edward, got on the floor like he was commanded to do so, attempted to run like a wolf, but he faceplanted into the word floor.

Before he had a chance to yell, Mr. Vain walked in, no longer sober. "Today you little brats, get to play the Hunger Games outside. Since there's a forest back there. The rules are if you get hit in the chest or the head. You're dead. Anywhere else, you either limp or it's unavailable."

…

We got the district we were supposed to be in and guess what I got? 12. Seriously?

I sighed. "District 12 buddy, were are you?"

Edward jumped in front of me out of nowhere. "Here." He adjusted the ears on his head. "Plan is that I guard you while you gather weapons."

"Run into the forest while I flail my arms, got it!" I giggled.

Anne and Caroline turned around to look at me. I couldn't pass up the opportunity so I said...

"I know you want this, but I don't swing that way." Edward blurted out laughing.

They turned back around in disgust as Macie ran up to me, with Mei trailing behind her.

Macie turned around and began jogging backwards. "Ultimate tie-breaker!"

Well (BLEEP)

…

"Five, four, screw it! Go!" Mr. Vain walked away from the P.E. weapons he found in storage.

Everyone stared at each other for five seconds then ran to the woods or for a Nerf gun. Me, I just stood there looking at everyone running past me.

Edward threw me a pistol Nerf gun, and grabbed my wrist, and ran towards the forest behind me.

Once we past over forty trees we stopped to catch our breath. We heard footsteps cone our way and we dove behind a rock.

Anne huffed and puffed her way up to her buddy. "Slow... down..."

Caroline, being a track star, seemed not to be phased by the running. "I got this card as my weapon. What use does it have?"

Anne snatched it from her hand. "PERSONA!" She's yelled while smacking the card to the ground. "Maybe you can 'cut' people's throats with it."

Edward grabbed the bazooka gun he strapped to his back and jumped out of cover. "BAZOOKA (BLEEPES)" it hit Anne in the chest and he took his pistol from his side and shot Caroline in the head. "Boom! Dead."

"AHHH!" I turned my head to see Macie running with hockey stick.

I took my pistol and shot her in the heart and the head.

She fell to the floor in feigned sadness. "Who allowed this to happen?" Then she died.

I dropped my pistol. "I won the tie-breaker!" I was happy until something hit my head.

Sir Spits Alot (Connor), was standing next to Edward's dead body. "(BLEEP)!"

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