Disclaimer- I don't own Full Metal Alchemist, and I'm not making any monetary profit because I wrote this drabble…
Warnings/Notes/Rating- Eh this is pure crack I think. I couldn't write something like this without turning it into humor. Roy/Ed is heavily implied in this short drabble, but so is Envy/Roy in very joking sort of way—so I have to warn for light yaoi. There's a curse word, too. I'm going to say this drabble is rated M.
Saku's Drabble Wars Prompt- Envy/Roy- surprise!groping, Roy really hated shape shifters.
FMA Chocolate Box Drabble Series
Drabble 3: Roy 1
By Yo; Written 10.13.14; About 140 words; Posted to ffdotnet 11.3.14
"Ed…" Roy moaned slowly coming awake in his sleep.
"Yes, love?" Ed's voice whispered in his ear, busy massaging the globes of Roy's ass.
Ed lay along the line of Roy's naked back and he could feel the metal of Ed's automail, the coolness of the metal feeling good, soothing even, on this hot summer night.
"Harder," Roy said.
A light laugh followed Roy's words, and then suddenly the bedroom door slammed open and Roy gaped at the Ed in the doorway…before turning back to the Ed rubbing his behind.
"You caught me," The Ed on the bed said, grinning and then morphing into none other than the homunculus known as Envy.
Envy moved back from the bed quick enough to miss both the real Ed's transfigured sword and Roy's blast of fire.
"Until next time boys," He shouted back to them, laughing maniacally.
Owari