Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist, nor am I making any money because I wrote this drabble.
Warnings/Notes/Rating: Ed cusses. There's suggestion of Ling having a lingerie!kink, meaning it arouses him to think of Ed in female underwear. This is light, light yaoi. Turn back if Ling/Ed bothers you. I had a very strong image of Ed dressed in something like what Miaka or even Nuriko wears in Fushigi Yuugi—formal robes for an ancient Chinese empress? I couldn't really translate my thoughts into words here, for this short piece, but consider Ed as a sort of consort to Ling. AU-ish. I think Ed would make a pretty Xing empress. This drabble is meant to be light hearted, funny, because I feel Ling and Ed can be a very hilarious couple, if not kind of perverted. In any case blame Saku for this thing… uh and it's probably rated a light M.
Saku's Drabble Wars Prompt: Ling/Ed- Beside every king was a queen. Ed would agree to the feminine title, heck he even agreed to the feminine looking robes. However there were limits to what he would agree to.
FMA Chocolate Box Drabble Series
Drabble 5: Edward 3
By Yo, Written 1.2.15, About 320 words, Posted to ff dot net 1.21.15
Ed gave Ling the look he deserved. His amber eyes were full of disgust and disbelief as they kept darting between the Xing emperor and the underwear, female underthings, laid out neatly on their huge bed. Pink female underthings.
"There is no way in hell I'm wearing that. No way," Ed growled and turned his face away from Ling.
He closed his eyes and crossed his arms over his naked chest.
"Ed, please? Please, you agreed to wear the traditional robes that an empress would wear, and you would look so gorgeous in these. And you would make me so happy," Ling begged, beginning to whine a little.
The Xing emperor quickly latched onto his chosen mate, holding him tight and resisting the temptation to nibble on that pale, round, silken ear.
"No. I'm wearing the robes, but I am not going to wear pink women's underwear. I'm still a man damn it!" Ed griped trying to push Ling off of him, but to no avail.
"You only get married once in your life, and it's not like anybody but me is going to know you're wearing them. And I want you to wear them. It will be all I can think about standing there…" Ling trailed off thinking about when he would get to rip the underthings off of Ed…
"No, and that's my final answer. I won't change my mind about this," Ed said, suddenly blushing when he found just how aroused Ling was becoming, the evidence very solid against his firm backside. "What the hell are you thinking about?"
Ed tried to inch away from his perverted fiancé, but the Xing emperor just held him stronger and tighter, grinding up against him and causing a gasp to escape Ed's lips…
"You. What I want to do you…" Ling gave in and sucked on Ed's ear, this time causing a moan to escape the blonde haired man's throat.
Owari…
I think…