Author's note- Disclaiming if I owned InuYasha than Kinky hoe *cough* I mean Kikyo would be pushed off of countless cliffs.
Chapter 2
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Chapter 2- Down the Kitsune hole.
She was falling deep into the well. Kagome saw a yellow light. It was unnatural, like it came from a light bulb. The light was drawing nearer and nearer until she what it was; a lamp. The lamp was floating which was weird because although it seemed like she weren't falling anymore there was still lots of levels of height to cover.
Yup, I knew it. Definitely a dream.
Then she saw coming towards her was unmistakably a piano. A grand piano. She twisted around in the air to see it looked as if it were going to crash into her. Then she realized it: The piano was going to crash into her!
Holy Shit! What do I do?
Kagome tried to turn right-side up but ended up sideways.
That's just freaking great. Piano going to crash into me and I can't turn right-side up. I have to use my legs to try and push and stop the piano.
Unfortunately for Kagome, she turned upside down again. The piano came closer and before it hit her…it turned upside down as she did and played itself. The sight freaked her out. Her head was spinning; she was spinning.
She turned right-side up and collapsed in an arm chair that was also falling. The arm chair spun around so fast the lamp and the piano were barely visible from where she was. But, then the arm chair stopped and tilted, very slowly.
Next thing Kagome knew she was falling much faster. A clutter of junk coming towards her moving on its own.
And finally, she slowed…..and fell safely. She started feeling what was under her. It was a floor, an actual tile floor. She lifted her head, curtains of hair sprawled in all directions.
The tile was hard and cold. It was checkered red and white. Oddly enough, there were no windows, but there were long curtains dragging to the ground. She got up and she saw 7 black doors with different handles. One by one Kagome tried opening them. None of the doors would budge much to her surprise. But then it hit her.
I'm obviously destined to get out of here, somehow. And where there's a will, there's a way.
"Aha!" she said excitedly redirecting her attention on the blood red curtains. She yanked them aside quickly, wondering what she would find. She saw it there, a tiny silver door.
Its silver appearance stood out from the rest of the strange décor. It had a strange looking 'W' on it. Looked rather fancy in Kagome's opinion. But she reached for the handle noticing above it a key hole; the golden key resting in its hole. Then the most peculiar thing happened.
"Well, are you just gonna stand there girly? Oh, yeah, go on waste my fucking time. I'm a fucking door, what do I know?"
She now was facing the silver door; the 'W' was now replaced by two silver eyes, peering in to hers. The keyhole in the middle had now appeared to be his mouth.
This shocked her; not the part where it talked, just the part where it's sailor mouth had been greeting her. She narrowed her eyes in dislike of the rude door; she was not one to walk away without giving the earned treatment.
"Hmm? Oh sorry. Were you talking to me the whole time?" She said with her now, cold, narrow eyes staring into the doors bright silver ones.
"Could you just hurry up and open me yet? The damn kids get dumber and dumber every day…."
"Fine." Kagome had smiled at his reply. But anyone who knew her well enough, would back away from the sight; her smile was a fake smile. This fake smile of evil meant she was going to be utterly rude, and violent.
She yanked the key out of his keyhole-mouth and before he could protest she shoved it back it. Kagome whirled and pushed it down his metal throat waiting to hear the click that would unlock the little shit face.
"AHHHDFSAJKASFJIROHJFLKADSJGK LADSNHFFBSRFWEOPF!" The door was yelling. It would take no detective to figure out that he was in pain; obviously you wouldn't want a piece of hard metal being stuffed down your throat.
"Quiet please. Can't hear….."
Click.
There it was the click and the curiosity that burned inside her.
She stuck her head through the door and then-
"Oof!" She looked back at her shoulders to wide, and her bust, too big to fit.
"Tough luck bitch." The door said while chuckling to himself.
Kagome then used her hips to slam him into the wall.
She crawled out looking around for something to help her. She got up dusting off her dress, and pulled back the second pair of curtains. She found a table, small table it was. There was only a little bottle with teal colored liquid in it and a small carrot cake. The liquid had a tag with 'Drink me' written on it in golden letters. The cake had a similar tag but, with the words 'Eat me' rather than 'drink me'.
She took the liquid first and drank. Kagome immediately began to shrink. Smaller and smaller until her clothes sunk in. She scrambled out of the clothes; she was naked she realized. Something had then fallen on her; a dress.
The dress was an orchid color; it went a little over her knees and was a little loose.
She ran outside, she was now perfect size to fit through the door. She saw an emerald forest. The forest was streaked with a plethora of other colors. The colors purple, red, teal, crystal, and orange were erupting from the emerald empire. Kagome stepped forward unsure what to expect of the 'rainbow' land.
Kagome heard voices from the north side and walked about three meters into a clearing where animals were gathered.
Are they animals? They look like animals with a more human form. Like the kitsune. Strange…..too strange.
Then they turned around; startled perhaps by her presence. She didn't entirely blame them; a strange stranger walking into their forest with strange clothing, thin king strange thoughts. Not that they could read her mind but, still.
Before her stood a young lady; about her age in a pink and black suit, brown long hair tied up, she had brown cat ears sprouting from her head and a tail too. A rather large boomerang with a leather strap hanging across her back.
A rather handsome looking male was tall, with his short hair tied back grinned at her. He was wearing a suit and cloak over him. Rabbit ears poked through his head and a fluffy tail too.
Two figures, both brothers by the look of it, stood next to each other smiling.
And last but not least, the kitsune was waving at her a smile on his face as he was in his waist coat, pocket watch out of sight, bunny ears visible.
"We have been expecting you." Said the beautiful girl.
"I am Miroku" Said the male. "Sango and Shippo." Miroku gestured first to the lady and then to the kitsune. "This is Ginta and Hakkaku." He said finally pointing to the two brothers.
"Alas you must be Kagome-chan." Sango said.
"H-how did you know?" Kagome now had her mouth open in shock. Strangers she just met knew her already.
"Show her the Ernakulum." said a cool voice.
Miroku unraveled a long scroll.
"It's a calendar."
"It shows us each and every day in Wonderland." the cool voice said slowly.
"See here is griblic day." Miroku pointed to a picture on the calendar of them looking at the calendar.
"Show her the frabdious day."
"Oh yeah, frabdious day, the day where you slay the Jabberwocky!" Ginta said cheerfully.
"I'm sorry, slay the what?"
Miroku pulled up another side of the Ernakulum showing her a picture of a gigantic dragon type creature erupting from dark ink clouds rushing towards her, in a knight's outfit, with sword.
"See that?" said Hakkaku. "That's the Vorpal sword. The only sword that can kill the Jabberwocky.
"If it ain't Vorpal, it ain't dead." Ginta finished
"What?!" Kagome was rather panicked. She had to slay this jabberwocky creature with no understanding of how to do it. This was all happening to fast.
"Tell us, Byakuya, is she the right Kagome?" said Miroku hopefully.
"Not Hardly." Said the cool voice of a male tall with a long streak of tied hair.
"What? Impossible!" Shouted Sango.
Just then, Sango's shouts had been interrupted by some rustling and a low growl.
"I-it's Kirara!"
"Kirara?! Impossible I thought we were safe!"
"R-RUN!" Miroku shouted as something large came bursting through the bushes. Kagome's eyes widened in horror of what was in front of her.
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