Hello thar! I humbly apologize. My absence has been due to a month long trip that my scandalous mother planned at Puerto Rico. My aunt there had no laptops or computers so my soul literally withered away and died. I thought about getting you guys a souvenir (oh, how thoughtful of me...), but: I don't have that much money, didn't know what to get, and why are there so many of you?

Oh well, that's okay! Here is the 8th chapter of Kagome in wonderland. Disclaim. Also, for those of you that mentioned this in reviews: Don't worry, I would never ever ever ever ever ever let Kinky-hoe ruin Inu's purity.

Onward!

(InuYasha's Pov)

When InuYasha woke up he began to slowly recall everything. Kikyo in lingerie, him walking out of the room, her putting the beads around him and her then dragging him away and locking him in a room.

Thank kami she didn't do anything.

Then- BAM! Like a cold punch in the gut, it hit him. The sad familiar aching of loneliness. Like a bitch.

InuYasha groaned lightly as his mind slowly began to recollect the events of the night before and of Kikyo's wrath. InuYasha had not been bothered by the insults Kikyo spat until she brought up Kagome.

Then he realized: Wait, who said that she said anything about Kagome? Why am I thinking about Kagome? HOLD THE FUCK UP- who said I was thinking of that Kagome-wench anyway?! Oh right, me.

Suddenly choosing to come back to Wonderland, he glanced around at his surroundings only to find out he was on a somewhat plush Queen sized bed giving off the overbearingly strong stench of Kikyo's perfume, in a hideously gaudy red room.

Did she roll around in my bed before she stuck me in it? This stinks...literally.

The walls of the disgusting red room had black hearts and spades painted next to each other; the hearts upright, the spades upside-down. It had a red plush-looking couch to the side of the room next to a black loveseat and a tall, black wardrobe with gold and red hearts stamped on it. The bed was clothed in black bed sheets with red pillow cases and a blanket designed to look like an ace of hearts playing card.

Gross.

"This is bullshit..." InuYasha mumbled to himself.

As he went to get up he stepped in something fuzzy and black (or more like somethings), he looked down at his bare feet to find squished, heart-shaped bunny slippers under his feet, featuring the colors: (you guessed it) Black and red.

"Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit." He said, shaking his head (now more awake). He kicked the slippers away in disgust, and looked in the closet to find an old outfit of his.

Probably from the time, that I was stuck between the door to the bitch's room and had to ditch my best clothes to escape. Why would she keep it?

"Keh." It was all he could say with his amazement of how remarkably stupid she was.

He slipped on the outfit piece by piece. The clean white dress-shirt that buttoned to the top except for the collar which was popped open, the glossy black vest with silver stripes, the fine black dress pants that ran down his legs and draped over, partially covering his bare feet.

Down to the last detail, was the polished black leather shoes that completed his charming look. It's a shame that he was actually charming (or so he appeared), until he opened his uncouth sailor mouth.

Finally, the detail that would complete his look, the cherry on the top, the frosting on the cake, whatever one would call it, was his top hat.

Funny, he remembered it being dusty and torn slightly by the brim, the silver ribbon also torn in tiny shreds at the bottom. It now laid perfectly whole and polished (including the ribbon; not a speck of dust.

He picked up his hat and a folded bright red paper fell out of the inside of his hat. He picked it up from the floor examining it closely; as if it were going to burst into flames at any second...

He opened it reluctantly, knowing exactly whom it was from...Kikyo.

The inside of the note had so many hearts drawn on it (clearly by her) and the writing was in a strange form of the most sloppy cursive; with drops in the middle of letters, Exclamation marks in between the last and second to last words, and tiny hearts at the top of her lower-case 'i's.

It looked like the work of a 7-year old child attempting to teach themselves cursive. Ugh.

The message stated:

Oh, my sweet darling! I love, love, love! You. I wish that we can sail off into a red sunset and kiss! forever. I polished your hat sweetie, cause I love you so! much. Life is beautiful with you! darling. I want hugs and kisses everyday! sweetie. You are the Romeo to my Juliet, the black to my red, the spade to my heart and the kiss! to my hug. I hope I'll get to try on one of your beautiful hats! dear. Oh, didn't I tell?! you? 3 doors from your room, to the left, There is a workshop with plenty of fabrics and utensils for making hats! and clothes. Have fun in there and make hats! for me. I love you~!

InuYasha stared at the note with a high annoyance of that red bitch.

Someone likes kissing asses. Maybe that's why her breath smells so shitty.

InuYasha threw the note on the floor; it was so pathetically horrendous it didn't even deserve the seconds of his time that would be used to crumple it.

He picked up his top hat (which fell to the floor when he read the disturbing note), placed it on his head, and adjusted it so that his ears could poke through the holes in the brim.

He then stumbled through the door and tiptoed 3 doors left to where the workshop was.

He was careful enough, not to wake a soul.

InuYasha prayed that nobody was in there, and if not, that Kikyo wasn't in there with lingerie on.

He opened the door slowly, oh so slowly and quietly, that you could hear a needle drop and clatter to the floor.

He peered in carefully and cautiously only to find that his efforts were wasted and not a soul was present.

He sighed a deep breath and was overcome with a wave of relief that the queen with horrific breath and ill-fitting lingerie was not present. He stepped through the doorway and flicked the light on with a single claw.

(Kagome's Pov)

Banned from asking questions; even the ridiculous ones that weren't personal, Kagome had resorted into bothering Koga.

"Stop that!" Koga yelped as Kagome tickled him fiercely.

"Never!" she hissed playfully.

"You didn't let me ask questions, so feel my wrath!" She would have sounded far more scarier if she wasn't 5 inches tall and giggling uncontrollably.

She ran from one side of his shoulder to the other, and down to his neckline and back up to his shoulder blade.

Oddly enough, her running around seemed to tickle him; with her tiny feet skittering up and down, it felt like a soft flittering butterfly.

"Okay! Okay! I get it!" Koga said laughing and scooping the tiny Kagome off of his neck.

She rose to her feet in the middle of his warm calloused palm, giggling so much that she was forced to sit down again in an attempt to compose and calm herself (and in her attempt, fell over).

When she was composed she stood up (again) and pointed to him; as if she was saying: 'I am superior to you! Resistance is futile!'.

"Am I blessed today, good sir?" Kagome questioned.

"How so, Milady?" Koga responded sounding awfully generous.

"Well, I want to be granted permission to ask questions, many questions..." She huffed, pretending to be a Duchess of high power.

Koga smirked at her, making no attempt to hide the mischievous look in his beautiful, soft blue eyes.

"That cannot be given. I humbly apologize Milady." Koga said in a mocking tone.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. How unfortunate. Some convincing is in order..." Kagome said as she made an attempt to jump back on his shoulder blade. Koga caught her before she could fall and gently placed her on his shoulder.

"Thank you..." She stated as she climbed to the back of his neck were she found his soft, raven black hair cascading down from his head like a silky waterfall from his ponytail.

The perfect climbing ropes. Kagome thought naughtily.

She extended her right arm up into the 'waterfall' of hair and clung on tightly, then latched her other arm around a bundle of separate strands. She hoisted herself up so that her feet were dangling and continued to climb up the 'waterfall' steadily.

Left hand after right, and then so on, is how it went until she reached the top of his head and scrambled to the top. Kagome steadied herself on the wolf demon's head her feet dangling over his forehead.

"Eh?" Koga said clearly questioning the sneaky girls motives.

Kagome looked down into Koga's eyes smiling sweetly. She then snatched the longest piece of her dress that she could find and tickled his nose with it.

"Nooo! Stop it!" He whined, obviously driven crazy with her shenanigans.

Kagome burst into laughter at his reaction as he glared at her. She lied down on his head with her feet dangling off of the edge of his head.

"This sure is a crazy dream." she said sighing and shaking her head.

"I'm convinced that you are the craziest thing in it." Koga said sighing.

"So this is a dream?" Kagome blurted out.

"I never said that." Koga retorted.

"Still convinced that it is." Kagome said bluntly.

Koga stopped, his eyes glued to what lie ahead.

Kagome sat up and stared ahead at the same scary tragedy. It was sure to give her nightmares. Definitely.

"You seem startled, Koga. Didn't you live in the castle?" Kagome interrogated.

"Yes. But, this is the secret entrance. The secret moat." Koga replied earnestly, still staring ahead at the horror that promised Kagome sleepless nights.

"Huh?" Kagome blinked uncertain if it was real or not. "Secret moat?"

"Yeah, but, its more like a river of miasma and..."

Kagome gulped wondering what those poor figures were.

"Demon parts, mixed with heads of innocent humans."

Kagome felt like crying looking at the river of death, the river of bloodshed and injustice. These demons and humans some innocent and some naughty, it didn't matter. Bloodshed was bloodshed and it was all by one person: Kikyo.

Kagome trembled with anger; she had never felt so full of rage in her life.

"That bitch!" She whispered.

"That's why we need you, Kagome."

Kagome still didn't understand what was so special about her that made it so she was 'the chosen one'.

But, unjust or just, they still needed to cross that deadly river.

Thank you for reading the 8th chapter of Kagome in Wonderland!

This is to everyone as my thanks.

Special thanks to -

My reviewers: .Kari

.MisakiTheHanyou67

.Kochua2012

Beta reader: .alexischic

Thank you to my followers and people that favorite this fanfic.

Updates -

Kagome in Wonderland: 7/19-22

Connected by Fate: 7/13-16

These are the dates that I should be able to update, if not then something probably came up.

Also -

My friend on fanfiction ,alexischic, was my beta reader and the one who made me update sooner.

If you like a K-drama called playful kiss, then check out her one-shot. Thanks!