Chapter 35 : What's a Chocobo?
The next morning in the gummi ship; Brian walked into the bridge and looked at the teleport to see if anyone had come back. He yawned very loudly as he straightened his right arm while resting his other arm behind his head.
"Oh God." He yawned, "I never knew a wedding was this long… How long are Sora, Kairi, Donald and Goofy gonna take?" Brian removed his view from the teleport and fixes it on the cupboards in the kitchen. "There's gonna be some food around here" he said to himself as he started to search the cupboards.
As he searched the cupboards for something good to munch on, Hikari came in whistling as she passed the hungry Brian and started to head to the teleport. Brian turned around with a Mars Bar in his hand and saw Hikari about to enter the teleport to Agrabah.
"Hikari?" Brian asked while munching on his Mars Bar.
"AH!?!" Hikari jumped at the sound of Brian's voice. The scream made Brian drop the Mars Bar and look at Hikari cursorily
"What are you doing?" Brian asked
"What can't a girl just walk in here innocently?" Hikari shot back.
"Not you." Brian replied slowly, he started to feel some sort of vibe.
"It doesn't matter. Here take this." Hikari calmly said and put huge sliver metal scissors in his left hand. Brian looked at the scissors and then back at Hikari.
"Whhyy?" he asked, the vibe was getting stronger.
"Because I'm going to Agrabah, get some decorations, come back and decorate the gummi ship. It's really dull." She replied cheerfully.
"Whhyy?" he repeated.
Hikari sighed with annoyance and he saw her restrained herself for hitting him. "Stop asking me questions!" she complained, "Can't a woman just go into town, buy stuff and come back?!"
"Not you." He replied, he now recognized this vibe.
"Oh sod you Brian!" she said out of annoyance, "hold those scissors, stay there and I'll be back." Hikari then when to the teleport.
"But...." Brian called out but Hikari just when thought the teleport, down to Agarbah. He sighed in defeated and then looked away from the teleport to the silver scissors in his gloved hand. "She's up to something." He said to himself, "She's definitely up to something."
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH?????!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Nope! She has already done that something." Brian said out loud. Brian looked in the direction of where the bedroom would lead and where the yell had came from. Brian heard someone stomping down the hallway and Brian suddenly felt that his life was about to end. Finally, someone appeared from the hallway and he looked as piss as hell.
"WHO CUT MY HAIR!!!!"
It was Riku and half of his hair had been cut to reach the end of his chin. Brian was puzzled why Riku was looking at him angrily, and then he looked at the scissors and then back at Riku a couple of times before it hit him. "Oh crud." He cursed himself, falling for Hikari's cruel prank.
Hikari: 2 Brian: 1
"BRIAN!!!!" Riku yelled at him.
"Damn you, Hikari." He muttered under his breath before facing Riku, making him laugh nervously. "Hi Riku, I know what you're thinking and let me just say…" Brian noticed that him still holding the scissors wasn't helping his situation at all. He threw the scissors on the floor and held his hands up defensively. "It wasn't me." He said clearly to him. Riku's attitude didn't change, the only think he did was changed himself into his earth element. Brian took a deep breathe before adding, "It was Hikari. Bye." and ran through the portal as fast as he could.
"GET BACK HERE!!" Riku yelled as he went after him
BOWBOWBOW
Sora, Kairi, Donald and Goofy was walking though the bazaar, heading back to the gummiship. They had enjoyed the wedding last night and enjoyed the party. Genie had given Donald a package and told him to give it to Riku. After the newly weds went off and everyone went off. The group had decided to stay in the palace for the night, one night in a royal wouldn't hurt. This morning, the group said their goodbyes and wished the newly weds luck.
"That was a great wedding, don't cha think Sora? Ah-yuck!" Goofy asked.
"The wedding was really fun." Sora replied
"And romantic." Kairi added, who was walking next to Sora. "But it would have been useful if he told us about the wedding."
"When I see Riku, I'm gonna beat him so hard in the training room." Sora mumbled, Kairi giggled at his comment.
"Aww I think it was cute watching you two dance at the wedding." Donald cooed. Heat began to rush to their faces. True, Sora and Kairi managed to dance pretty well at the wedding and Sora was gonna tell her how he felt to her properly if Genie didn't drag him away to do the best man speech.
"One of the main reasons why I'll be fighting Riku later." Sora said, trying to change the subject.
"But Sora, I though that you guys liked each other." Goofy spilled. The group immediately stopped after that comment. Sora and Kairi's faces went completely red and lost the ability to speak.
"Well, do you guys like each other or not?" Donald pressed on.
"Look, is that Daisy over there." Sora pointed towards the crowd, "I think I just saw her."
Donald didn't even bother turning around, "Answer the question!" he commanded. Sora realising that there is no escape, though he could use this perfect chance to tell Kairi how he feels, thanks to Roxas's nagging.
Sora turned to Kairi, who was still bright red. "Well I…" Sora was cut off……yet again.
"HELP ME!!!"
"What was that?" Kairi asked out loud. The group turned to the direction of the old peddler's shop where the portal to the gummi ship was. They watched the entrance when a very scared red head burst out of the door and started to run for his life.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
"Hey Bri-" Brian just ran past Goofy's greeting and went down one of the alleyways. "-an" Goofy finished.
"I wonder what he is running from?" Kairi said out loud
"GET BACK HERE YOU RED HEADED SCUM!!!!"
The group turned back at the peddler's store to see Riku run out and in the same direction as Brian. "Riku?" Sora and Kairi gasped, noticing his appearance. Looks like Hikari's plan worked. After Riku disappeared, the four was just silent.
Goofy was the first to break the silent, "Gawsh, is it me or did Riku had long hair last time." Sora and Kairiwas holding their laughter from seeing the sight, now with Goofy's oblivious question and looked at each other only to see their pulled faces….They just laughed.
"Well I know what to do now when he's being a jerk." Sora smirked
"Mock his new hairstyle?" Kairi guessed
"And thank Hikari." Sora chuckled softly, "C'mon, we better head back to the gummi." Kairi agreed and started to follow him.
Donald and Goofy however didn't and Donald shouted, "We'll catch up with you."
"Yeah, we gonna check out the bazaar for a while." Goofy shouted as well.
"Okay guys, see you guys later." Sora waved as he and Kairi went back to the portal.
BOWBOWBOW
Sora and Kairi came into the bridge and was immediately greeted by Max, who was trying to fix his stakeboad. "Hey guys, how was the wedding?" Max greeted
"It's a long story, Max. You don't want to know." Sora and sat on one of the sofa's. Max looked at Kairi with a raised eyebrow as if saying 'Why not?'
"Max…We just want to sit down." Kairi explained, "Ask Donald or your dad went they come back." As if they have been summoned, Donald and Goofy came into the bridge and Goofy had something in his hands.
"Hey guys! Guess what I got." Goofy said happily as he raised the item in the air. It was a egg.
"WOAH!! That's one big egg." Max said in awe, "Where did you get it Dad? Where you get it? Get it. Get it. Can I have one?"
"Sorry son, they only had one left." Goofy said sadly to his son then carried on showing the egg. "It is a chocolate egg."
Sora looked up to see what was the commotion about and from the word chocolate. He continued to examine the egg when he heard Kairi say, "It doesn't look like a chocolate egg." Sora moved himself from the sofa and joined the group again.
"What did the peddler say, Goofy?" Sora asked
"He said this was one of the rarest chocolate eggs that you could find and the delicious chocolate rests inside." Goofy answered, "If I was you, I'll summon the Keyblade and smash it open so we can get to the nice, delicious chocolate."
"But if it's rare, we could save it." Kairi protested.
"I'm not sure." Sora though about it, "How much did it cost?"
"20 mummy." Goofy replied
"Good enough for me." Sora shrugged as he summoned the Kingdom Key. Kairi gave him a disapproving look, Sora leaned her and whispered, "Don't worry. It's properly a knock off egg to try and con Goofy. Agrabah peddlers can be like that sometimes."
Goofy placed the Oval shaped, shield sized egg on a small table while Sora prepared himself and Kairi, Donald and Max took their places on the sofa, ready to hid under the table if there was any signs of chocolate.
"Okay. On the count of three." Sora looked up at Goofy, who agreed. Sora started to raised the Keyblade slightly from the shell of the egg. "One, Two, Thr--"
At that moment, Brian came in the bridge, looking completely ripped apart and was out of breathe. "Ahh, finally I escape the mani---" Brian eyes widened as he saw what Sora was about to do, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!" Brian quickly gripped the egg out of the way, causing Sora to cut the table in half.
Sora looked at Brian confused and angrily, "Why did you move the egg out the way for, Brian?!" Sora complained, Kairi, Max and Donald got back up and came toward Sora, Brian and Goofy.
"BECAUSE WHY ARE YOU KILLING A POOR DEFENCELESS CHOCOBO!!!" Brian shouted at him.
"Huh?" Sora was just plain confused
"This is a Chocobo egg!" Brian raised the egg.
"Ohh, It not a Chocobo egg, it's a chocolate egg." Goofy tried to explain. Brian should have known. He faced Goofy.
"Goofy?" Brian said
"Yeah?"
"You sure it's a chocolate egg?"
"I'm positive."
"How did the peddler spell chocolate, Goofy?" Everyone could hear the irritated tone in Brian's voice.
Goofy started to think, "Hmm, well I not sure. It was spelt in Arabian language…um…It was spelt C-H-O-C-O-B-O Chocolate." Donald slapped his forehead for not checking what Goofy was buying.
Brian took a deep breathe to calm himself down. "Goofy. Could you stand there for just a second." Goofy nodded happily. Brian turned around to Max, who was behind him, and handed him the egg. While handing the egg over, Brian asked Max something, which he agreed to. Brian then quickly summoned his rod and whacked Goofy over the head with it. Goofy held his head in pain while Sora pointed his Keyblade at Brian. Brian disposed of his weapon and raised his hands defensively. "Wait! I had Max's permission." he cried
"Permission or not, you don't go hurting my friends." Sora said angrily at him while disposing of his Keyblade.
Kairi looked at Goofy, who was being aided by Donald, then looked back at Brian, "Why did you hit Goofy around the head for." Kairi complained
"Because Goofy's should know what this egg is and how to spell chocolate for that matter." Brian replied, he then got the egg off of Max, "This is a Chocobo egg, not a chocolate one. A CHOCOBO!!"
Sora no idea what Brian was talking about so he just had to ask, "What's a Chocobo?"
Brian just looked at Sora in disbelief, "You mean to tell me, you gone to most of the worlds out in this here galaxy and you don't know what a Chocobo is."
"No…." he trailed off
"Sora, even I know what a Chocobo is." Kairi giggled, and that's saying something considering that Kairi had gone to the total of six worlds for the last two years.
"I think everyone knows what a Chocobo is apart from Bigfoot here." Brian taunted
"Stop calling me that!" Sora sounded a bit annoyed now, "Can you tell what a Chocobo is?"
"Okay Okay Fine." Brian took a deep breathe before he began to answer, "Chocoboare large, herbivorous birds are unable to fly, but their powerful legs allow them to run at high speeds. Its size and impressive speed make it the most popular type of mount in open land like that field with the endless path. Although too small to allow flight, the chocobo's wings assist in keeping balance and also function as a type of brake. In the past, Hollow Bastion and Little Devon primarily used chocobos as mounts and general labor, but as of late, chocobos have been raised all over the world and are a popular form of transportation. Great skill is required to ride them due to their wild nature. Chocobo can come in different types as well as colour. For example, a blue Chocobo have the ability to walk though strong tides in rivers. It really depends on how you breed them."
"Wow" Sora said in amazement, everyone had took a seat on the sofa as they had listened to Brian describing a Chocobo. "Can't wait for the little guy to hatch." he smiled
"You better." Brian said as he placed the chocoboegg in a protective, heated case that he dug out while talking, "Seeing a Chocobo hatch live right in our very eyes is one of the rare sights of the universe since Chocobo are rare now." Brian put the egg in a safe place and faced the others, "And I'll be making sure that I'll be the one to take care of the little thing."
"Why do you get to look after it?" Max asked
"I get look after it is because most of you mistake it for a chocolate egg and TRIED TO EAT IT" Brian reminded. Brian looked at the pathway to the teleport to see Hikari glaring at him. He knew he wasn't safe, so he quickly grabbed the closest people to him and dragged him to the bedrooms.
That person was Sora
BOWBOWBOW
Brian stopped dragging Sora when they reached his room, Brian was about to go in when Sora grabbed his arm.
"Brian, what did you do?" Sora asked
"Remember when I was running from Riku.."
"Yeah…"
"Well I kinda told Riku that it was her and she doesn't like tattle tales." Brian explained
"BRIAN!!!"
"Sora! Guard the door. What ever you do, don't let her in." Brian instructed. Before Sora could say anything, Brian had jumped in his bedroom and Hikari was now in front of him.
"Sora! Get out of the way!" Hikari demanded. Before Sora could reply, he heard Brian's voice on the other side of the door.
"Tell her I can't to the door right now, I'm in the shower." Brian's voice muffled through the door, it was so muffled that Sora had no clue what he had just said, so he just guessed.
"He said 'I taunted to the ore right now. I'm in with launder.' Man, that's the worst excuse I've ever heard."
"Great, now I sound like a idiot because you're deaf, thanks a lot." Brian moaned
"Fine! If he's not coming out, I'm coming in." Hikari simply said
"Be my guest." Sora stepped aside from the door and let Hikari pass.
"No Sora don't let her……….Oh Hi Hikari, It's a beautiful day, It's nice to see you here. This is a very special surprise" Brian voice changed from worried to innocent in a flash.
"GET BACK HERE SNITCH!!" Hikari yelled. Sora could hear Brian yell in pain and the constant SMASH and SLAP from the other side of the door.
"HAA, HELP ME SORA! HELP ME!" Brian yelled from the other room.
"You're on your own, Brian." Sora chuckled as he tapped to door as in saying good bye and started to walk away.
"NOOO! HELP ME! THE STUPID BLADE IS HITTING ME!!" Brian begged
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!" Hikari raged
"YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, IT'S A STUPID BLADE!"
"BRIAN, I GONNA KICK YOU A-"
Sora walked back into the Bridge, still able to hear Brian calls of help. He looked around the bridge to see that everyone was hear, including Riku. Sora decided to mock Riku's hair later because Donald and Goofy seem to be doing a good job at the moment. Instead, Sora went to the cockpit and sat in the driver's seat. With Brian getting beaten, no one can stop in from driving.
A/N: Hope you like this chapter and Riku's hair just had to be cut, he just looked like a girl. Now for messeges
Kisdota- The Gamer Freak: If I could fit it in the storyline, it would be Alice, she needs to die. If I do that though, that will make her important and we don't want that.
Sailor winx: Don't give up on your guess just yet.
I will talk to Shadow later as She's my beta. She properly love this chapter because it mentions chocobo's and I'm Blue Chocobo while she's Purple Chocobo.
I won't be able to update until next Monday, at least it gives you time to review. If you review, you get cookies. The three that review get two bag full of cookies and some pocky too if you like it.
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