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Hey guys it's Deztiny071216 here bringing you another chapter of "The bishop of Beacon". Shout out to INTHEDARKESTNIGHT,varok,Ryner510 and AirborneNaruto for following/favouriting the story and/or me, you guys rock. I also wanted to say that there's going to be a curfew in Beacon at 9:00. So students have to get to their room by 9:00 and then lights out by 10:00, it's not in canon RWBY but here there is curfew. That's all right now, let's get to the story.
Chapter 5: Pranking days
An hour after the teams were officially made (9:00 pm)
Naruto was in team RWBYs bedroom with Yang, Blake, Weiss and Ruby. He's not fucking them or anything like that you dirty minded readers. Naruto is on his hands and knees with his forehead on the floor. He looks like he was begging for something. "I beg for your forgiveness." Naruto begs. Ruby the leader was standing to Naruto's left, Yang was standing right in front of Naruto and Weiss was standing to his right. The three girls were standing in front of him while he was begging for the girls to forgive him and Blake was just on her bed reading a book, a book called the ninjas of love. Most likely a book for eighteen and over but no one noticed since the girls were preoccupied with Naruto. The room hasn't been organised yet and the room was a little cramped with no design on the wall what so ever. "What are you sorry for?" Weiss asks while looking down on Naruto. "I'm sorry for not contacting any of you at all in the last two years." Naruto answers her question while his forehead was still on the floor. "And." Yang adds on. "And for not telling any of you guys that I was coming to Beacon this year." Naruto adds on while he was still in the same position. "And." Ruby asks this time. "Oh my God! What else did I do to apologise for!" Naruto picks his head up in a blur while his hands and knees were still in the same position. "Put your head down Naruto!" Ruby orders him and points her finger at him as well. Naruto complies with her order quickly without wasting a breath and in doing so, smashes his head onto the floor and bleeding a bit.
"How could you not come to see me or Yang when the jet landed? I understand if you never came to Ruby because she came two years early so you wouldn't expect her to be here. But I and Yang were obviously coming to Beacon this year so why didn't you come to see us?!" Weiss scolds Naruto.
Naruto lifts his head up to argue but saw Ruby glaring at him and immediately puts his head down. Not because he knew that's what she wanted, but because he didn't want to see her eyes shoot a hole in him. So Naruto talks while his head was down. "How was I supposed to know that you guys were coming? It's a possibility that you were coming I'll admit that, but it wasn't obvious at the same time." Naruto argues. "I've told you many times that I was applying to Beacon when I turn seventeen." Yang argues back. "It's not like I ever listen to you… oh fuck, what have I done?" Naruto argues back but then notices that Yang's lilac eyes turned red. That usually means she's angry, very angry. "Oh, so you don't listen to a word I say right. Maybe I'll beat the words I say into your FUCKING BRAIN NEXT TIME I SPEAK!" Yang swore at Naruto with her fist up ready to kill someone and looks at where he was. He wasn't on the spot though and Yang looks around to Weiss first who is on her left. Weiss was looking towards the direction Ruby is in making Yang look to Ruby who's on her right and she sees Naruto covering her ears while Ruby is trying to pry a pair of hands that belong to Naruto Uzumaki away from her ear. "Hey! Why are you covering my ears? Hey, Naruto!" Ruby asks Naruto. Naruto lets her ear go and replies to her. "Because Ruby, your dear sister Yang just swore." Naruto answers her question while Weiss and Blake sweat dropped at this while Yang was looking ashamed of herself a bit for losing her temper, making her red eyes go back to her lilac eyes.
"Narutoooo, I'm a big girl now. I'm old enough for rude words now. So tell me what she said right now." Ruby whines. Naruto complied after a few seconds of thinking and puts his hand around her ear and whispers into her ear. Straight away Naruto backs away from Ruby quickly while Ruby starts shrieking. "AAAGGHH! For the love of Grimm!" Ruby shrieks. Everyone looks at her. "What I thought you were a big girl now Ruby, why the surprise after hearing the rude word." Weiss smirks at her. "I don't know what she said yet! He licked my ear!" Ruby screams while wiping her ear and runs to the bathroom. "WHAT!" Yang really snapped making her eyes go back to red again. Yang looks at Naruto only to see that he's not there. "You do know that he escaped out the window right?" Blake tells them while looking away from her book and at the same time hiding her cover. Weiss and Yang looks at the window to see it open. "What! Why didn't you tell us?" Weiss asks Blake. "Because, you guys were busy doing something else." Everyone looks at her with dead eyes except Ruby who was still in the bathroom cleaning her ear. They wanted to say something to Blake but gave up thinking it would be a waste of time and they all went to bed except Ruby who was still cleaning her ear. They were still going to scold him, just not now, maybe tomorrow.
With Naruto
"Oh I am so pranking those bitches tomorrow, and I'll prank my team as well just to show them whose boss. And just to be fair I'll prank everyone in the school as well." Naruto talked to himself while walking towards an alley. Tomorrow is a day of for everyone who's starting their first year in Beacon since Ozpin had to create time schedule's for them and he thought he should let them rest as well since they would all be tired from the test. The rest of the school still other than the first year still have school, but the first year doesn't have any classes. They just have to make sure that they aren't disturbing classes. Naruto went into an alley and took of a storm drain (if you don't know what a storm drain is, then look it up).
Over the past few years, Naruto made an underground tunnel system that leads to everywhere in Vale and he was the only person who knew about it. The different tunnels he made leads to Beacon, the cafeteria, the upper class district, the commercial district, the industrial district, the agricultural district and the residential district (these are all in Vale according to the RWBY Wikipedia). So right now he can go everywhere in Vale by entering one of his many secret entrances. Naruto was also in the middle of making a tunnel that leads to Atlas and he's nearly finished. It took him a full two years to get to the point where he is now with the tunnel that leads to Atlas but it will be worth it in the future. All the tunnels in Vale are all linked to one place and Naruto made that place underground and he likes to call it the "Man-cave" and it's full of many things that he stole… I mean bought from shops.
Any way Naruto was just about to enter the tunnel that leads to his Man-cave but then he realised something. He should go to his team's room instead so it wouldn't be suspicious as to why he's not in his room. He will than pretend to go to sleep and at 12:00 he'll go to his Man-cave to get everything ready. So Naruto puts the storm drain back and walks to his dorm room to pretend to go to sleep until 12:00, which is when he will set everything up. Naruto is like a ninja so no one will even notice him set all his pranks up, not even Ozpin or Glynda will notice him. No one noticed him build a tunnel around Vale so he can probably do this easily. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. For Naruto, tomorrow was not going to be a good day for anyone else.
The pranking day, with Naruto (10:00 am)
It's the day off for first year and what better way to spend it by pranking people you don't know and do know. Naruto was outside the tower in a shady alley. He was looking through binoculars to see into Ozpins office while Ozpin is sitting in his chair looking into the sky.
In Ozpin office (10:00 am)
Ozpin was quietly looking into the sky thinking about many things. One of the things he was thinking about was the future of the academy; the other thing is where his tea is. The elevator made a noise and Ozpin looked around to see Glynda coming out the elevator with a mug in her hand. "I'm sorry for not being quicker professor Ozpin; there was a problem so I had to ask professor Oobleck for some coffee instead." Glynda apologises to Ozpin while he was smiling at her. "Thank you Glynda for wasting your time for me. And coffee is actually my second favourite drink, second to only tea of course." Ozpin explains to Glynda about his preferences of different drinks. Ozpin took the first sip of the day but then looks at the coffee strangely. "Hmm, it seems kind of, spicy for some reason?" Ozpin questioned out loud. Glynda never said anything back as she thought it was just how Oobleck likes his tea. Ozpin thought of something else and looks down the window. He took another sip and sighs in relief.
With Naruto
Naruto was freaking out right now about why Ozpin isn't in the middle of dying right now. 'What the hell, I filled Oobleck's coffee with a huge amount of chili mixed with the coffee yet he's not reacting to it in any way. Does he have the tongue of God or something?' Naruto asks himself this question while panicking at the same time. This was his first time to fail a prank. But Naruto quickly decides to move on with his next prank instead of worrying about this minor detail. He can always prank him later anyway. He takes of the storm drain and jumps into it.
Teachers' lounge (11:00 am)
Because it's a day off for first years, they still don't have a class schedule yet. So right now in the teachers' lounge which had a big table in the middle of it with a small kitchen connected to it, all the teachers were discussing about the schedule while sitting around the table. Of course Ozpin had to be there as well since he was the headmaster of Beacon. The only teacher that's not there is professor Oobleck who drank the coffee mixed with chili that Naruto used to prank both Oobleck and Ozpin. He apparently had to go hospital or something. Oh well no huge harm done. Any way all the teachers first started talking about the schedule of the first year and after ten minutes they finished their talk and made the schedule for every student in the first year. The discussion had moved on to pointless discussions about anything they can think of. After a few minutes of pointless conversations they all got up to do their respective business.
But then under the crack of the door, a small pipe came out and when everyone in the lounge noticed it, they was all looking at it strangely. The pipe emitted a white gas that filled the entire room. Instinctively all the teachers covered their mouth and nose at the same time in order to not breathe in the gas but it was too late. All the teachers started holding their stomach instead of holding their mouth and nose. The entire teacher's stomach rumbled loudly with professor Ports stomach rumbling the loudest of all. Ozpin was the only one unaffected by this and didn't have to cover his mouth. Ozpin first tried to open the door only to discover it was locked. He then tried to open the window only to find that the window was locked as well. Ozpin then went back to the door and leaned on the door with his back. "I know it's you Naruto. What are you doing?" Ozpin asked while looking away from the door and leaning at the door with his back.
"How'd you know it was me?" Naruto asked without answering Ozpins question through the door. "Who else would do this to teachers other than you? I'm also guessing that you're the one that placed a huge amount of chili in professor Ooblecks coffee, you must have also tried to do the same to me as well with the intent to prank me." Ozpin connected all the dots about why the coffee he had in the morning were chili and why Oobleck had to go hospital because of the coffee and what was happening right now. Naruto whistled at this and he was surprised at how quickly Ozpin was able to figure it out. "Wow Ozpin, you're quick. Any way I'm guessing you're not affected by the laxative gas as well. So, why aren't you shitting yourself right now? And why did the chili coffee do nothing to you?" Naruto asked the questions he was thinking of at his head in the moment. "After all these years of you pranking me, do you honestly expect me to not become immune to at least some of your pranks?" Ozpin replies back to him answering Naruto's question. "Guess I have to kick it up a notch next time then won't I?" Naruto said as he already got excited about the next time he's going to prank Ozpin while Ozpin chuckled quietly but Naruto never heard it. "I hope you enjoy the rest of the day here Ozpin. See you tomorrow Ozpin. Oh, and I promise to prank you next time so be prepared for the next time I prank you." Naruto told Ozpin while walking away from the door laughing evilly and at the same time rubbing his hands together maniacally. 'I hope there will be a next time Naruto.' Ozpin thinks to himself with a grim look on his face for a second until he sniffed the air. It smelled like shit. He looked at the corner to see a pile of shit with flies already starting to swarm around it while all the male teachers were looking away from each other. He then looks toward the kitchen and then sees the female teachers including Glynda come out of the kitchen with their face red. This was going to be a smelly day for the teachers.
The cafeteria (01:00 pm)
Naruto walked into the cafeteria after a visit from his man-cave to collect his equipment for the prank. Naruto announced that it will be a day off for all students after the prank with the teacher but no one believed him. Everyone went to class to see there was no teacher so it was a day off for everyone now. Naruto was standing up pretending to think about what food to have when he was actually waiting for team CRDL to sit down on the bench. This was the time when most of the students would come to the cafeteria to eat or just simply hang around with their friends. Naruto would know, he saw loads of student go to the cafeteria at this time while he was in Beacon with Ozpin and Glynda. Team CRDL was his target right now. After a few minutes of waiting for team CRDL, they enter the cafeteria and all of them sits down on the bench next to each other and then started to talk.
Naruto quickly reaches into his pocket to get a button out. 'Wrong one.' Naruto thought to himself as he puts the button in the pocket and pulls out a similar button. 'Wrong one again.' Naruto thought to himself and put that button back into his pocket and pulls out another identical button. He pulls out an infinite amount of buttons from his pocket and the putting it back into his pocket to get another one through the power of anime logic.
After the thousandth time of repeating the process Naruto finally snapped. "FUCK IT; I'M PRANKING EVERY SINGLE OF YOU." Everyone in the cafeteria looks at Naruto when he screamed for no apparent reason. Naruto threw all the thousands of buttons in the air and pressed all of them in a blur. In the next second, tables were in the air, food was in the air, benches were in the air and finally students were in the air. There were small explosive under every single bench and table that will explode when Naruto presses the corresponding button of it. He wanted to find the one where team CRDL was sitting but then snapped and pressed all of them. Naruto then pulled a bigger button from his inside pocket in his orange jacket and then pressed it when all the students were still in the air. All the students went up even though they should be going down and they all stuck to the ceiling.
Everyone was shouting and wondering what was going on and why they're on the ceiling but Cardin noticed that Naruto was the only one on the floor and laughing at them. "HEY! NARUTO! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Naruto was laughing at them and he laughed so hard that he was kneeling down on the floor. "I'm a genius! I made the first ever human magnet. That's what I did Cardin. HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto told Cardin and laughed at him and everyone else. Naruto got up and walks out the cafeteria laughing while everyone was shouting at him demanding him to make them go back on to the ground but Naruto didn't listen to them and was planning to leave them there for the entire day.
Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and just to remind everyone, I will be trying to post a chapter on a weekly basis. I usually write my notes and do my homework on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday and if I have spare time I write it up. Then on Saturday or Sunday, I finish off the story and post it. So until next week.
This is Deztiny071216 signing off.