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Hey guys it's Deztiny071216 here bringing you another chapter of "The bishop of Beacon". Shout out to Novastorm70, AFH53, Burn Shadow and SPauel for following and/or favouriting me. You rock. This is a part 2 of pranking days, I had to separate it into two chapters otherwise I wouldn't be able to meet my weekly basis quota. Oh and I had a suggestion for pairings. I don't know who my pairings is and if there even will be a pairing, it is still undecided. Feel free to message me about different pairings and give me a reason why as well. Just don't say Weiss or Sakura. I have my reasons why, don't ask. Other than them, you can pm me about any other pairings with a reason why. it can be anyone, even the bad guys if you want. Anyway enough about that, let's get on with the story.

Chapter 6: Pranking days (part 2)

With team JNPR (1:30)

Everyone in team JNPR was present in their dorm room except Jaune. He told them that he was going out for a walk, just to think about being a team leader for a bit and everyone understood and let him walk around a bit. That was about an hour ago and he still hasn't come back. Team JNPR was in their room since an hour ago so they didn't hear about the pranks that Naruto was doing to everyone. Ren was in the middle of taking a shower. Ren was about to open his shampoo bottle when he heard a scream for his name. "REN!" it was Nora's voice and Ren acted quickly. "What's wrong Nora?!" Ren came out the bathroom with a towel covering the bottom half of his body to hide his dick from the girls. "I'm hungry, make me pancakes." Nora told him with a smile on her face while jumping on her bed. Pyrrha watched this with a hand over her mouth stopping herself from laughing. Ren sighed and turned around ready to go back to his shower without even saying anything to Nora.

A letter came under the crack of the door which everyone noticed. Ren walked to the door slowly and opened it too see if there's anyone there, but there was no one. Ren closed the door and picked up the letter and opened it slowly while holding it far away from himself. Ren noticed it was just a normal letter and read it aloud for everyone to hear. "Dear team JNPR, I have your team leader captive! Come to the roof top at 2:00 with just the members of team JNPR, if you don't…" Ren stops for a second to process what the letter just said and he had to collect himself for the next part of the letter while Pyrrha and Nora was staring at him with wide eyes waiting for him to finish the letter. "If you don't… then Jaune will die. I hope to see you soon." Ren finished the letter while everyone in the room was in shock. Even Nora didn't have anything to say. "W-what do we do?" Nora asks the team. "…We have no choice but to wait." Pyrrha said grimly. After knowing what they're going to do, they all changed into their fighting clothes and waited for 2:00 in silence.

Naruto dropped down from the ceiling in front of their door while trying his best to keep his laughter but by doing this, he caused tears to erupt from his face. He then tip toed to his man-cave in order to get ready while trying to hide his laughter.

Rooftop (2:00)

Pyrrha, Nora and Ren opened the door to the rooftop to see Jaune tied up with his mouth taped shut, his arms behind his back and his legs were tied together. """JAUNE!""" they all screamed his name and they ran over to him but seconds before they could reach him. Jaune fell backwards off the roof. The team was in shock about what just happened and none of them looked over to the ground, already knowing what happened. After a minute of silence, someone tapped all three of their shoulders and they all looked back. """AAAGGGH""" all three of them screamed and they all fell off the roof as well but they never splattered onto the ground. They were bouncing up and down a trampoline. They all bounced off the trampoline with a thud. They looked around to see Jaune with tears in his eye. They all heard laughter from the roof and looked up to see a ghost version of Jaune but when they looked closer, they noticed it was actually Naruto Uzumaki dressed like that.

Naruto was wearing the exact same armour as Jaune and he wore a wig that's identical to Jaune's hair. He wore boots to make him look as tall as Jaune and he wore make-up to look as pale as ghost. Naruto was laughing his ass off and was rolling on the roof top in tears. "HAHAHAHAHA. OH SHIT, THAT'S TOO FUNNY!HAHAHAHAHA! MY CHEST HURTS!HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto was laughing so much that he rolled off the roof and bounced on the trampoline to the ground. Team JNPR untied Jaune and ripped the tape off his lip with a cry from Jaune. "Hey, Naruto. What's your problem? That's not cool man." Jaune told Naruto after a brief cry from Jaune. Jaune had hate in his eye and so did everyone else. Naruto payed no mind to this and walked away while Jaune and his team was glaring at him. If looks could kill, Naruto would have died a hundred times in that second.

Tukson's book trade (3:00)

Blake and Yang entered a book shop called Tukson's book trade. The catchphrase for the shop is 'home to every book under the sun.' but let's be honest, this shop obviously doesn't have every single book under the sun. Anyone who thinks he does is just fucked in the head. Any way Blake goes up to the desk while Yang was at the front of the shop looking at a comic and flipping through the pages. "Oh, it's my favourite customer, Blake Belladonna. What can I do for you today Blake." Tukson greets Blake and Blake greets him back. "Hi Tukson, do you have the book…" Blake looks back to Yang and then when she sees Yang being distracted, Blake looks back to Tukson and whispers. "…Ninjas of love 2." Tukson chuckles at her shyness and tells her it's in the back. He walks to the back while Blake was waiting for him.

After 5 minutes of waiting there was a sound of an explosion at the back. Blake and Yang looks at each other and without saying anything, they jump over the desk and open the doors. They left their weapons back at Beacon so they have nothing to fight with except their fists and semblance. Yang and Blake quickly entered the room and stops to look around the room and they only see a hall of books carried by shelves making only one path to take. Yang and Blake walks slowly through the path with their hands up ready to fight. They look straight ahead but then suddenly a cardboard image of Tukson bear naked with his dick flaunting around in cardboard form. Yang and Blake shrieks at this and immediately turns around and closes their eye. Naruto walks to them while their eyes are closed with a pie in both his hands. But it's not a normal pie. It's a shit pie. Not a pie that taste like shit, pie that is made of shit. He stands in front of them and waited for them to open their eyes. Both of them open their eyes to see Naruto having a devilish smile. Yang recognised that smile, it's that smile he makes when he's about to do a prank. "Close your mouth!" Tukson shouts from behind Naruto and they both quickly close their mouth without question. Naruto smashes the pie in their face and quickly runs away laughing. Yang and Blake wipes the pie from the face but then they smelt it. It was the worst thing they smelt in their life. They both scream again while Tukson walks to them with a wet towel. But they both punch him in the face instead leaving Tukson with a broken nose and unconscious on the floor, they're too angry to think, can you blame them?

From Dust Till Dawn (3:20)

"Can I have an ice crystal please?" Weiss asks an old shop keeper for an ice crystal while Ruby was reading a book about weapon. "Sorry, we ran out of ice crystals for the day. You can come back in an hour when I have my stocks refilled." The old man mumbles back to Weiss while Weiss had a look of disappointment on her face. "Hey, Weiss can I ask you something?" Ruby puts her book away and talks to Weiss while she was thinking about what to buy. Weiss nods her head at Ruby so Ruby asks her question. "Why are you looking for dust, you have all the dust in the world. So why are you buying more." Ruby asks her question to Weiss while she was looking at the types of dust there are. "It's not for me you idiot! It's for Naruto, I wanted to give him a present as a way to celebrate the both of us getting to Beacon." Weiss told Ruby, Ruby was visibly surprised at this and smirks a bit.

"Oh, is this the forbidden romance between the beauty and beast." Ruby asks while her hand is in front of her mouth and she was snickering a bit. 'Weiss is the beast and Naruto is the beauty.' Ruby makes fun of Weiss even more in her blushes a bit and denies it with all she could. "Shut up Ruby! We're just friends. What about you, I'm older then Naruto so it's weird but you're younger then him so it makes more sense if it was you two." Weiss turns the table making Ruby blush a bit and she frantically waves her hand around to indicate that's not what's going on. "Girls. If you're just going to talk, can you go outside, or at the very least not in front of the desk?" The shopkeeper tells them and points behind the girls. They both look behind them to see a growing queue forming behind them. Weiss and Ruby apologises and goes somewhere else in the shop where they can't disturb other customers. "Weiss, why don't you get a Gravity crystal for Naruto, he told me that he really likes that crystal?" Weiss was shocked at first but then face palms, 'Of course, how I could I forget that! Stupid Weiss!' Weiss mentally scolds herself and then drags Ruby to the desk without saying anything while Ruby was trying to escape her grasp.

While they were in the line, Ruby decides to pitch in too since it's a gift for Naruto. After waiting several long minutes, Weiss and Ruby finally made it to the desk. "Can I have a gravity crystal please?" Weiss asks the shopkeeper. Weiss gives the shopkeeper 50 lien (the currency in RWBY). The shopkeeper takes the money and pulls out a purple crystal from the see-through case and gives Weiss the crystal. Weiss thanked him for it and both girls leave the store.

With Naruto

Naruto was above the shop with water balloons filled with liquefied shit, don't ask how he liquefied shit, just don't. Naruto heard that they were going to give him a present and saw the crystal. Naruto didn't have the heart to prank someone who was doing something so nice for him even though they don't have to. Naruto decided not to prank them and move on to someone else and continue his plan for the day. Naruto got up and pulled his scroll out of his jacket, he types into the scroll quickly and instantly puts it back into his jacket. Naruto jumps away to the scene of his next prank.

With Kakashi (3:30)

Kakashi was in team SSNH's dorm lying down on his bed and reading his book called Icha Icha paradise. Kakashi knew about the pranks that Naruto was doing when he walked into the cafeteria and saw most students on the ceiling. Kakashi decided it was better to stay in his room so Naruto can't get him. Kakashi heard a ping from his scroll that was lying beside his head. He closes his book and reads his message. He instantly drops the scroll and jumps out the window. On his scroll, there was a message from Naruto. It read "Hey Kakashi, apparently there's a book signing of Icha Icha paradise by the author Jiraiya (I don't know what his full name is so if anyone can tell me, can you pm me about it please.) in the spa in the commercial district. This is a once in a life time opportunity so I think you should get you book signed. Hope you have fun."

5 minutes later (3:35)

Kakashi was outside the spa ready to open the door. He was hesitating because he was about to meet his hero, the author of Icha Icha paradise, he had to mentally prepare himself. After a minute, Kakashi finally opened the door to see a woman standing behind a desk with a sign saying "Icha Icha book signing for 20 lien plus 50 lien for the spa. Kakashi gave the woman 70 lien without saying anything and headed to the male section of the spa as that's where the book signing is. Kakashi entered the spa but widened his eye when he saw the most horrific scene ever; it was so horrific it was making his eye bleed tears. It wasn't his hero Jiraiya he saw, it was a bunch of withered old men with their withered dicks flaunting around in their full withered glory. Kakashi instantly tried to get back out only to discover that he wasn't able to open it. In other words, Kakashi was trapped with naked old men for the rest of the day in a spa with no escape. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

With Naruto

Naruto was laughing watching Kakashi desperately attempting to get out through a monitor on the desk with the woman Kakashi payed. The woman was also laughing along with Naruto. Naruto gives the woman 200 lien for doing this and she graciously accepts the money without hesitation. "Good doing business with you." The woman said to Naruto, Naruto didn't say anything back as he was still laughing while exiting the spa. Next was Sakura. A person who he wasn't going to prank, he loves Sakura, there's absolutely no way that Naruto was going to prank Sakura. So Naruto was going to prank the last person on his list. Naruto had an evil glint in his eye as he thought about the ultimate prank.

With Sasuke (4:00)

Sasuke was walking down the residential district with his with his same stoic face. He heard about Naruto's pranking streak but he didn't care about that right now. Sasuke had something else to do right now, anyone who got in his way will feel his full wrath. Sasuke was oozing with killing intent and there's so much that you could see the killing intent. With that said, Naruto was sneaking up behind Sasuke and was just about to throw a water balloon filled with liquefied shit that he was going to use on Ruby and Weiss at Sasuke. Naruto was going to throw it before he noticed Sasuke's mood and decided to follow him to see what's going on with him.

With Sasuke (4:15)

After walking for fifteen minutes and Naruto following him for fifteen minutes to the very end of the residential district, Sasuke paused and looked ahead to a stair case, the stairs had many trees on the side of it. Naruto who was hiding behind to tree looked at the stair case. What Naruto saw was something that made his jaw drop. It was a huge flight of stairs, it would probably take about ten minutes to walk up the stair. Sasuke followed the path to the mansion calmly, yet to Naruto, it seems he was nervous about something. Naruto sighed quietly at the thought of climbing those stairs.

What Naruto saw made his jaw drop once again, it was a huge wall with a gate that's double the size of a human (Imagine the Uchiha clan's place.), there was the yellow police tape around the clan that said "crime scene, do not cross". Sasuke completely disregarded the tape and ducked under it, opened the gate and entered the clan so Naruto did so silently without Sasuke noticing. Sasuke was walking through the clan as calmly as he can but his hands were shaking as he was walking. It was to be expected. Naruto was behind some small buildings but when he looked at the ground of the clan, Naruto was genuinely surprised at what he saw. It was hundreds of dried blood stains and there were many drawings of people on the floor but only the outline was drawn and it was drawn with white. Naruto recognised this place, 'It's a clan for the type of people called Uch… Damn it, I can't remember.' Naruto struggles to remember what the clan is called. Naruto remembers a story that Ozpin told him about clan genocide. It was a story where a clan member committed genocide against his own clan but the killer left only one person alone, that person was his younger brother, no one knows why he left his brother alone. But because of that, the younger brother's hatred for his older brother grew over the years and the younger brother wants to avenge his clan by killing the older brother.

Naruto stopped thinking to keep his eye on Sasuke but Sasuke was already walking ahead. Sasuke walked to a Japanese looking house and goes inside after hesitating a bit. Naruto follows Sasuke and enters the house. When Naruto entered the house, Sasuke disappeared from his sight. Naruto looked around the house. He looks in the kitchen and in the toilet. He looked in the bedroom as well to find more outlines in white of people that have died. But there were two outlines that seemed to be on top of each other. Naruto looks into the living room next but he found nothing, he takes one last glance at the living room and saw a mat that was removed from its place leaving a secret stair case out in the open. Naruto goes down the stair case slowly, Naruto has extremely good eye sight in the dark so that helped him not to fall down. He sees a room that has some form of light, most likely fire. Naruto looks inside the room with his head and saw Sasuke standing with a fire lamp beside him. Sasuke was holding a scroll in hands and he seemed to be whispering something but Naruto couldn't hear him from the distance. After a minute of this, the entire room changed to a waterfall scenery. Sasuke and Naruto were standing on top of a mountain at one side beside the waterfall. On the mountain, there was a design of two people who was looking at each other. Sasuke looks around him and saw Naruto looking around him in bewilderment. "…Naruto, what are you doing here?" Sasuke asks with a look of irritation in his eye and he was about to blow. "Sasuke, where are we?!" Naruto gives him his own question ignoring Sasuke's question. Sasuke wasn't bothered telling Naruto his question again and instead answered his. "We're in the valley of the end. It's where the two greatest huntsman of all time fought. This happened a few hundred years ago, one of the two huntsmen was an Uchiha." Sasuke explained to Naruto. 'Uchiha? That's right; Uchiha is the name of the clan that was killed off. Wait.' "Sasuke Uchiha is your full name right?" Naruto asks Sasuke an obvious question, Sasuke didn't say anything but nodded instead. Naruto was finally able to connect all the dots together. Naruto opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted by an explosion that happened inside the waterfall that made both him and Sasuke fall down.

Out of the waterfall emerged two gigantic purple hands and it was pulling itself away from the waterfall.

Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and yes this is a mini arc for the people who might ask me. I also wanted to say that I'm waiting for volume 4 of RWBY and I'm not up to date for the anime Naruto Shippuden, so I don't know everything that's been happening in the Naruto Shippuden anime recently, just wanted to say that in case someone goes "Oh that didn't happen in Naruto Shippuden.". Well that's all from me, until next week.

This is Deztiny071216 signing off.