25 Things Giovanni Should Not Do
1) I shouldn't have taken advantage of Mewtwo's awesome powers.
2) If he finds me, he will kill me.
3) I shouldn't have gotten my ass handed to me by an eleven-year-old boy.
4) And again by an eleven-year-old girl three years later.
5) I shouldn't have hired a bunch of dolts to do my dirty work.
6) …I've been the boss of this team for how many years and I still haven't done anything about it?
7) Man, I'm pretty lazy…
8) I shouldn't have made it so obvious that I had a hideout in the basement of the Celadon Game Corner.
9) I don't think the "button hidden behind the poster" idea worked so well…
10) I shouldn't let Meowth continue to have his "Boss Fantasies."
11) Have you seen those? My word, the boss of an evil syndicate should not look anything like he portrays me as.
12) I shouldn't have abandoned my son, Silver.
13) If he finds me, he will kill me.
14) I don't think I should have taken my mother's position as the head of Team Rocket.
15) Maybe I should have pursued another career, like an office job.
16) …Do people want an office job?
17) If I wanted to get a lot done, I should have taken control of more Legendary Pokémon.
18) The other Team bosses, like Archie and Cyrus, have the right idea.
19) …Kanto doesn't have that many Legendary Pokémon…
20) I should have stolen that Master Ball from the Silph Co. President.
21) …Geez, if I could have made duplicates of the Master Ball, catching any Pokémon I wanted would have been so easy! *Facepalms*
22) I should stop wearing those bright orange suits.
23) They're pretty tacky…
24) I shouldn't tell people that I actually have two sons.
25) …Ignore that last one.
Giovanni has two sons...? Huge DiamondShipping here, haha.
~Midori