35 Things Missing Number (Missingno.) Should Not Do

1) I shouldn't be a Bird-type (in Red/Blue Versions).

2) …What's a Bird-type?

3) I should warn people about talking to that old man in Viridian City…

4) I should also warn people about the east coast of Cinnabar Island…

5) Pretty dangerous stuff.

6) I shouldn't encourage that battling me will duplicate the sixth item in your bag to 128.

7) That's cheating! Stop duplicating Rare Candies!

8) …Rare candies don't give you EVs, so don't come crying to me when your Pokémon are weak even at level 100.

9) I shouldn't appear in Ghost or Fossilized form.

10) Having to battle glitchy pixels is bad enough; battling a fossil of a dead Pokémon is creepy as hell.

11) I shouldn't have ever jokingly asked a Ditto to Transform into me.

12) …That didn't go so well…

13) I shouldn't encourage people to catch me (in Yellow Version).

14) You will see lots of duplicates of yourself. And they won't go away…

15) I should stop corrupting people's Hall of Fame data…

16) I shouldn't be ten feet tall and weigh 3,507 pounds.

17) …Is there even a real Pokémon that weighs that much? Groudon only weighs a little over two thousand…

18) Strangely enough, I'm not even the heaviest glitch Pokémon…

19) I shouldn't have a Defense of zero (in Red/Blue Versions).

20) …No wonder a low level Caterpie could take me out pretty easily. That is…pathetic.

21) I shouldn't have a Speed of zero (in Yellow Version).

22) …Zero? Damn, that is slow! Does that even mean that I can move at all?

23) I shouldn't jokingly tell 'M to raise to level 128. He will evolve into a Clefairy.

24) That poor Clefairy…

25) I shouldn't have two Water Gun attacks (in Red/Blue Versions).

26) …Couldn't I at least have, like, two Earthquakes or something? I mean, Water Gun? I'm not even a Water-type!

27) …I still don't even know what a Bird-type is…

28) I'm tired of being compared to 'M.

29) I am not 'M! We are completely different glitch Pokémon!

30) …We look too much alike…

31) I shouldn't be Shipped with anyone. Ever.

32) AllINeedIsLoveShipping? DataErrorShipping? DoesNotComputeShipping? HellFreezesOverShipping GodIsDeadShipping? AsiaStanzaBobShipping?

33) All right, who paired me with Conway?

34) I shouldn't exist…

35) But I'm still pretty popular. That must count for something.

I know this was more like a list of things everyone already knows Missingno. does, but whatever. Someone requested it, so I did it.

Also, Missingno. does have its own assortment of pairings...

~Midori