Many Things the Characters of Pokémon Shouldn't Do

by Midori12

So...nobody's perfect, right? Everyone has made mistakes, right? Well, I think the characters of Pokémon have a lot of explaining to do. Many of them never seem to learn from their mistakes... - Character Eight: 50 things Blue should not do

5. 30 Things Hilbert Should Not Do

I think game characters might be a little more difficult to do, but let's see if I can pull it off!

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30 Things Hilbert Should Not Do

1) I shouldn't question Bianca's clumsiness.

2) She gets very upset and yells 'I'm not clumsy!' then proceeds to hit me with her bag.

3) While knocking everything around us over.

4) I shouldn't question why N is so weird.

5) He invited me to sit in a Ferris Wheel with him while explaining that he was the leader of Team Plasma.

6) That was not a fun Ferris Wheel ride…

7) Why the hell did I agree to ride a Ferris Wheel with a stranger?

8) I shouldn't ask why Cheren wears such tight pants.

9) …They look like…girl's pants…

10) I shouldn't question what RebelShipping is.

11) Bianca and I are just friends. Wait, RebelShipping?

12) I shouldn't ask why Ash obviously stole my wardrobe in the Best Wishes season.

13) …Am I gonna suffer the same fate as Ethan, Brendan, and Lucas and appear in the anime for only two seconds?

14) Damn male lead character… He's never going to be a Pokémon Master if he keeps releasing all of his damn Pokémon! Let someone else have a turn!

15) I shouldn't question what KuroShipping is.

16) Cheren and I? Are you serious?

17) I shouldn't question what IsshuShipping is.

18) …WHAT THE HELL? N AND I? OH NO, NO, NO, NO!

19) I shouldn't wonder why Opelucid City keeps changing every time I enter it.

20) I shouldn't wonder why one day I'm in Black City, then the next day I'm in White Forest.

21) …What the hell?

22) I should have asked for the name of the cute girl I battled next to on the Battle Subway.

23) I am not a player. She was cute.

24) ChessShipping? What's that?

25) Wait, is there actually a list for this? Do people pair me with cute girls!

26) All right, this list is great! That Rosa girl looks cute. Um, there are some weird ones on here, though... WAIT, IS THAT A POKÉMON?

27) I...shouldn't ever look at the shipping list ever again...

28) I shouldn't ever agree to be Fennel's tester for her dream experiments.

29) It wasn't my fault I dreamed about a whole bunch of cute girls that night.

30) …WHY THE HELL WERE CHEREN AND N IN MY DREAM?