30 Things Conway Should Not Do

1) I should not exist.

2) …What? Dawn, that was Missingno.'s entry. That should not apply to me.

3) I should switch to contacts.

4) Dawn keeps trying to break my glasses.

5) If I can not see, how will I be able to gaze at Dawn's beauty? From afar. Very afar.

6) I should not try to talk to Dawn when Zoey's around.

7) She will break my neck.

8) I should not try to Pokénap Dawn's Piplup in order to get Dawn's attention.

9) I should not try to Pokénap any of Dawn's Pokémon in order to get Dawn's attention.

10) Especially that Pachirisu...

11) I should not sneak up on May.

12) It terrifies her that I look a lot like her little brother.

13) …She karate chopped me in the throat.

14) I should stop stalking Dawn on Facebook.

15) I did not realize that Internet Police existed.

16) I should not take advantage of Rule Number 34 and look for pictures of Dawn on the Internet.

17) Does anyone realize that she is the main female character with the most revealing pictures?

18) …Not that I would know anything about that. At all.

19) I should not show Dawn HeatTagShipping fanfiction.

20) Especially not ones I wrote myself.

21) I should not question why I am included in so many pairings with the word 'stalker' in them.

22) I don't think that's very nice. I only like to watch over. There is a difference.

23) I should not glare at Paul, Barry, Kenny or Zoey when they get too close to Dawn.

24) Or bash them over the head with a brick when they leave her.

25) I should not plot to remove Ash and Brock from Dawn's existence.

26) I should stop sending Dawn secret admirer notes.

27) …I put my hand over her mouth so that she would not scream when she saw me, not because I had a chloroform-soaked handkerchief in my hand.

28) I swear.

29) I should stop stalking Dawn.

30) …I think Officer Jenny's on my case…

Sorry that nearly every number on Conway's list has to do with Dawn. I couldn't really think of what else to do with his character. I know the person who requested I do Conway probably didn't want me to make him seem like even more of a creeper… I apologize.

Kinda.

~Midori