Ever wonder what happened to Drake and Gizmo? This is what happened.

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The black haired meister yawned as he soon realized the slight breeze. He wondered if he ended up naked after drinking again, which has happened on numerous occasions to him to be considered a normal thing. He also caught a faint stench that was being overpowered by another scent. Deep in the smell of apple shampoo, he could smell musk. Deciding to open his eyes, Gizmo was met with the familiar face of his weapon, only his expression wasn't that of anger, annoyance, or even just a calm demeanor. Okami was smiling with his eyes fully closed.

It was then that Gizmo noticed he was laying on top of him and both were naked as the day they were born. Although he didn't panicked, he was a bit disappointed with himself. He rose from his bed and from atop the Chainsaw and noticed the dry semen on his abs. He sighed as he walked over to the shower and quickly cleansed himself from today's events. Afterwards he quickly got dressed and made his way downstairs to return to his couch.

On the way down he saw that his little wolf puppy was scratching at the door to the father and son's room.

"What's up Link, is something in there?" He asked as he picked the puppy up. He knocked on the door and eventually heard a groan.

"What?!" Just from the tone, he knew it was the fox.

"How long was I out?" The one eyed man simply asked. Roy opened the door and looked at Gizmo.

"What do you mean, I didn't see you on the couch." The fox smiled and pet the wolf. "Hey there Link, do you know how long Papa Kanso's been out?"

The black haired meister laughed. "That's cute." Link let out three small barks, the fox nodded and looked back at the meister with a large grin etched on his face.

"Wow, congrats on banging your weapon." Gizmo stared at him for a couple seconds before shrugging off the claim.

"Like my little puppy knows what we did, he's too young to know about that stuff."

"Actually, animals think about sex a lot, there's also the fact that if animals could talk, no secret is kept safe." Roy crossed his arms and revealed his fangs. Kanso stared off at the distance and looked back at his young roommate.

"I call bullshit on the sex thing, your dad is the last person I would see as a sex freak... Then again you're standing here." The fox deadpanned and sighed.

"I'm adopted, I'm not even sure he's ever had sex... Wait, why am I talking about my father figure's sex life with you!?" Roy yelled, finally realizing the strangeness of the conversation, he decided to head downstairs and leap onto the couch. He was tired of standing in the doorway. The black haired man let his puppy go and follow the fox onto the couch as he leaned against the railing on the stairs, continuing the conversation.

"Well if you think about it, it's pretty sad... Not one person to spend a night with... Let alone just casually dating. How old is he anyways?" Gizmo asked as he scratched as small beard on his chin.

"How the fuck should I know... I only lived with him since I was ... four. He has looked exactly the same throughout the years." The fox sighed and scratched his head. He stroked the back of Link as he curled up on the sofa beside him. "Besides, dad seems to be one of those guys that's perfectly fine with having no relationship at all, he seems pretty happy just raising me and reading random books with a cup of tea in hand."

The black haired man leaped down the stairs to land on the furniture next to his puppy and roommate. He looked over at Roy and thought for a moment.

"Maybe we should set him up with someone." The fox laughed for a second.

"Dude, I just said the only things that make him seem happy are raising me, books, and tea. What makes you think we can find a woman willing to date a large wolf, and on top of that, one that my father will like."

"Don't we know a girl that likes to read and drink tea all the time and always loves people for who they are." The look on Roy's face said the same exact words that he clearly stated to Kanso.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" His eyes were halfway closed and somewhat glaring at the one eyed man. "You don't possibly mean-"

"Hinamori." The fox clapped sarcastically and grinned.

"Yeah, perfect match, nine foot tall wolf with small young woman that looks underage." He let out a chuckle. "Best pairing ever."

"It's either Momo, or I pay a hooker." Roy glared at Gizmo.

"Fine, but where the hell is my dad anyways?"

"Thank you for carrying all these books for me, Sajin." Momo smiled as the wolf followed closely behind her. "I hope they aren't too heavy."

The wolf was heading home after the meeting with Tatsuki and her weapons, but on the way he met Momo who was currently on her way to buy books. Shuhei usually accompanied her, but the raven haired man was currently taking lessons to play guitar... correctly. So Sajin saw it as a great way to assist her and burn some extra time. Now he was carrying a large stack of books she picked out, a stack that would've been way too heavy for her, but seemed like a feather for himself.

"It's nothing, Miss Hinamori." The wolf chuckled a bit as he trailed by her side. The sun was setting on a blazing orange sky, the wolf enjoyed the color as well as the sight of the academy in this time of day. "Miss Hinamori, might I ask you a serious question?"

"Sure, go right ahead." She smiled back at him.

"Exactly how long have you and Shuhei been working at the DWMA?" The dark haired girl thought for a moment.

"About two years now, why?" She stopped and turned to face Sajin. The wolf stopped as well and looked down on her.

"I was curious to see how long it has taken you to get to the elite status right now." He sighed before turning to look at the sun.

"Seems it will take me a while to even get close to making Roy a Death Scythe..."

"How many kishin eggs have you feed him so far?" Sajin looked back at her, her eyes full of optimism.

"Six."

"That was way more than me and Shuhei's first week, we only managed one egg, but now we're at a great 73. I'm sure at the current pace you're going, you'll be able to make your son a Death Scythe by the start of Winter." Momo explained and resumed her walking. The wolf smiled and followed, the small speech was enough to bring his troubled mind out of pessimistic territory.

"Man, I'm hungry..." The fox yawned as he stared at the ceiling. He heard both the stomachs of Gizmo and Link grumbled in agreement with him.

"Drake is the one who cooks food, he's also the one who keeps the money... But he's still knocked out." The black haired man growled at his stomach.

"He doesn't trust you with the money does he?" Roy asked.

"Fuck you..." Gizmo muttered.

"Hold on, I'll go get us some grub." Roy got up and left the house. After a moment, Drake came down the stairs and stared at his meister awkwardly, a blush forming on his cheeks.

"Uh, hey..." The one eyed man looked at him and sighed.

"About time you woke up, I'm starving, and so is Link, my poor baby..." He picked up the puppy and hugged it, getting his cheek licked as he whimpered.

"Um, about what happened earlier-"

"Don't worry about it, I won't do anything like that again." The white haired man's eyes widened. But he knew that something like this would happen. "I was drunk, and I probably scared you, I'm sorry."

"It's fine, so where's everyone else?" He noticed that a certain wolf and fox were currently MIA.

"You just missed the small mutt, he just left to get us food."

"Why didn't you guys go check the fridge, it's filled with food." Upon hearing the statement, Gizmo slapped his own head, calling himself stupid. Just as he got up to check in the refrigerator, the fox walked back in with a brown bag in his hand.

"I got burgers." Roy leaped onto the couch and pulled one out to feed himself.

"Where did you get it?" Both meister and weapon asked. The fox smiled as he looked at them.

"I just walked on in a fast food restaurant and got it." Truth was, he made people see him as a fly and took some random person's order. He wondered if things he held would also be hidden by his illusions. If not, then it must have been a sight seeing a fly carry a bag of burgers away. "So yeah, all that mess, just shut up and eat."

"Don't have to tell me twice." Kanso smiled as he pulled out another burger from the bag, along with fries to feed Link. The door opened yet again as the fox's father walked in.

"About time you got home dad, where were you?" Roy asked, taking another bite from his food.

"I helped Miss Hinamori carry her books back to her home, may ask were you've been?"

"After scanning the missions, I talked with some teachers and came back home to finally fall asleep, then got burgers." The wolf walked up the stairs, wishing to knock out either Drake or Gizmo for the smell earlier. He believed it was Kanso, seeing as the drunkard had many vices already. He left the others downstairs while he laid in bed and soon fell asleep.

Another uneventful chapter. Meh, I blame CANDY CANDY for getting stuck in my head... Why did I listen to that song again... Oh yeah, The owner of Gizmo Kanso did a cover of it and it sounds great when he duets with Sake, Mr Pancake and Sake are Awesome, but not as great as Gizmo singing Pathology of Obsessions... Now my message to my special someone.

I am literally hoping you will get to Skype tomorrow... I don't care if it's for a second, it would be worth it. And if not, I don't mind waiting for a another week... I must sound like a broken record. But anyways, looking forward to Tuesday as well. I know you don't like that day, but I want to make sure it's a great day for you. And now a question to you.

What would you do if I died? A little dark question, but I can't help but ask it. Anyways, Aishiteru, Daisuki, Ich Liebe Dich, and any other ways I could say I love you.