Driving
"Rose relax," The Doctor laughed as he turned the car on. "I'm over 900 years old I know how to drive. Compared to the TARDIS, this will be easy."
"Knowing how you drove the TARDIS, that's not really comforting," Rose told him, her eyes still wide as he began to switch gears.
"Now that's not really fair, it's designed to be driven by seven people, I did it all single handedly."
"You also failed the TARDIS flying test or whatever, you told me," Rose reminded him.
"That, was not my fault, the manual was all wrong."
"How can a manual be wrong?"
"I don't know it just was," the Doctor yelled out in exasperation as he pulled out onto the street.
Rose laughed, but her grip on her armrests didn't relax, because suddenly the Doctor's eyes got very wide.
"Hey Rose?"
She gulped, "Yes?"
"Do you remember how I explained that when I regenerate everything changes?"
"Yes."
"Well this was sorta like regenerating, but not," he supplied, his eyes widening as the car picked up speed.
"Doctor where is this going?"
He gulped, "Well I may or may not have deleted driving in the process."
"You what?!" Rose screamed, as the car shot through a red light. "Oh gosh we're gonna die!"
"Relax; I'm sure I can get a feel for it again. It shouldn't be that hard?"
"Doctor just pull over," Rose gasped as a car honked past them.
"But Rose I'm sure I can—"
"Now!"
The Doctor grumbled as he pulled the car towards the curb, and then up onto the curb and into a tree.
"I hate you," Rose gasped as the airbag deflated from her face.
"No you don't," The Doctor laughed. "But I'm pretty sure that tree does." He winced staring at the now broken bark and the smoking car. "As does the car."
Rose groaned, she could hear the sirens in the background, "if we end up in jail I'm going to kill you."
The Doctor just grinned, "You wanted adventures."
Just a short one this time, but funny (at least I hope so)
This is based off the audition script for the 12th Doctor in which during regeneration he deletes French and some other things by accident
In other news, I think I'm going to pick one specific day of the week in which I'll update this story (most likely Saturday or Tuesday, since those are the days that are most open for me) But I'd like other opinions, so do any of you people out there on the World Wide Web have a preferance
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