Disclaimer: HE'S HARRY FREAKING POTTER! I MADE IT ALL UP, THIS IS MY STORY YOU KNOW, NOW COME AND GET ME (WOO!) IF YOU CAN, I DARE YOU WIZARD COPS! If you have watched A Very Potter Sequel you would have sung that in your head. But nah, it's not mine. How can I take credit for something that really happened in real life?
"So, he just asked you the question?" Sirius asks James, both watching the child as he plays with his toys.
"No, he was looking for Lily first, 'cause apparently 'mom knows everything.' But then he told me," James replies seriously.
"So what do we tell him?" Sirius says worriedly.
"The truth would work," Remus joins in.
"Okay, then you can tell him Moony!" Sirius snaps.
"Is someone going to tell me why you're whispering?" Harry says, looking up from his Hogwarts Express toy train.
"I, uh, we, er," James stammers.
"Okay, Harry, you want to know where babies come from?" Sirius says loudly and James and Remus both glare at him.
"Firstly, Harry, where do you think they come from?" Remus asks him softly.
"Well," Harry says and stands up, preparing for a speech.
"So babies grow, right? So the only way things grow is if there's a seed. So the mommy swallows a baby seed and bam she has a big belly. Then when the baby is done growing the doctors stretch the mommy's belly button really wide and the baby crawls out then the belly button shrinks and the mom is back to normal and yeah," Harry explains. The three remaining marauders stare at him with open mouths, before they all start dying with laughter.
"Harry, Har- no!" Sirius cries inbetween laughs. James is holding on to Remus for support while Remus is hunched over with his head in his hands, his shoulders shaking silently.
"What! What's so funny?" Harry yells.
"Harry, don't you know that a big bird called a stork delivers the babies in a little basket?" Lily says, walking into the house and the other three adults start laughing again. Even Harry couldn't supress a chuckle.
"Lils, but seriously, you should tell him," Remus says, his eyes pleading.
"Aaalright…" Lily says slowly, sitting down on the couch.
A/N: OOOooh cliffhanger! Okay, who's ready for the big explanation? I am kinda looking forward to writing it and kinda not, but I'll hopefully have it up by tomorrow. My goal is to finish the story by Friday and maybe post a little Halloween one-shot. R&R please!