A/N What's this? A new chapter? What is this madness?

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Lydia the tygeropean: Tank chu! :3

Lost and forgotten memories: Well, I meant "aqua" as in "blue". I don't know Spanish XD And I will try not to rush anything again! (Of course, this will probably happen no matter what I do... :P)

SYLVEONLORDKYUREMEPIC: Yeah, uh... Sorry...

ProwerPower85: Yes, it's the only logical explanation for everything :P

Squidkid11: Well, that's because "Sonic" isn't actually Sonic, he's-

Sonic/Roger - SHUT UP!

Me - U-um, whatever you say, sir. But thanks for the criticism!

Nabnab450: Why, thank you!

digitalpcock: I'm gonna take that as a compliment :D

Disclaimer: Hey, hey, guys! While I was gone, I managed to actually buy Sonic! Isn't that wonderf-! *gun cocks behind my head*

Me: Eep... *turns around slowly, to see... Shadow the lawyer?*

Shadow: Step away from the damn copyrights!

Me: O-okay... I don't... Eep... Own anything...

So ON WITH CHAPTER SIIIIIIIIIIIX

Chapter 6

The first thing that occurred to Shadow was that this was not where he wanted to go. He had been trying to get directly into the Doctor's base...

"Damn it!" he yelled. "It never works anymore! Damn you, Black Doom! And what kind of a name is that, anyway?!"

It then became apparent to him that Black Doom must have been a sorcerer of dark magic, hence the cheesy, video-game-villain name. But he couldn't have been living in a video game. ...Right?

Then Shadow got catapulted off of a dash pad.

"DAMN IT...!" Shadow yelled. Then, just for teh lulz, he said to no one, "Doctor Eggman... What is he up to this time? It must be something dastardly and stereotypical as hell!"

He ran into some rings and...passed through them...okay then...and leaped off of a mini cliff onto a red rail, grinding on it for about two seconds before ramming into a generic shooter robot.

The rings he had collected came...out of him...? "Damn it!" he yelled. "If only I had a damn gun, then this would be so much damn easier!" But since his game had ended last year and he had had his guns confiscated, he could do nothing about the matter. Growling, he homing attacked the robot and the other robots beside it. He skated forward to a red laser barrier.

"When it's lost both arms, that's my chance. It'll be off balance, so I can knock it down- ...Why am I talking to myself?" Shadow wondered, homing attacking this one as well and pulling off a completely badass Chaos Attack which completely pwned the robot to its explosive demise and I'm totally not fangirling Shadow in any way whatsoever...

As the laser barrier disappeared (why was it connected to the robot in the first place?), Shadow ran over a dash pad and was catapulted forward, flying over the multiple ledges and random arbitrary laser, completely ignoring the green robot things as he sprinted to the next dash pad, took the higher one, and yelled "Hah!" to no one in particular. He flew through a rainbow hoop of magicalness to another dash pad, which in turn shot him to ANOTHER rainbow hoop of magicalness, which took him to another pack of robots. Professor Pickle's assistant, meanwhile, was singing the "Whole Pack of Robots" song...thing.

Shadow made quick work of the red robot, which caused a chain reaction that blew up the other robots, which in turn made Chris Thorndyke explode. Because Chris Thorndyke was clearly a robot in disguise. Don't question my logic.

"It looks like the door up ahead leads into the base," Shadow said, jumping on another grind rail. "There should be a switch somewhere," he mumbled, running around the metal building to see a hoop, and even though he didn't know whether the hoop was safe or not, he still jumped to it and clung onto it with one hand, because Shadow is smart! Like Dora the Explorer! ...Ahem, anyways...

He homing attacked to a switch that was just kind of sitting there on a ledge. "Just as I thought," Shadow said smugly. "I knew that my Pinkie senses were real!" He sneered at a piece of paper he had pulled out of hammerspace. "Take THAT, talking piece of paper! I knew that I wasn't crazy! Now you owe me five bucks!"

"Ugh, fine..." the paper replied, pulling five bucks out of who-knows-where and handing them to him.

He then jumped off and went into the warehouse. He was greeted by a whole pack of robots (Professor P's assistant was having a field day) and made quick work of them with his Chaos Attack. But then a another whole pack of robots appeared! Shadow attacked the leader who was conspicuously red (and Eggman has an I.Q. of 300...?), which opened a portal out of nowhere, which Shadow hopped into, not even considering the possibility of a giant trap of ULTIMATE DOOM on the other side.

Rouge the Bat jumped out of thin air, muttering, "We got out of the base, but security's really high... Let's see..." Who she was talking to will forever remain a mystery. Either that, or...

...

IT'S A CONSPIRACY, MAN!

Without a thought, Rouge jumped on the wall, which thankfully wasn't slippery... Unless, of course, the conspiracy is real, WHICH IT IS!

She climbed (clumb?) up to the red robot, which was red 'cause Eggman likes red. Destroying it with a Tornado Kick- oh wait, she doesn't have that ability in this game... She, uh, threw heart-shaped bombs at the robot, which somehow didn't damage her.

Then she jumped down into the abyss.

Okay, wait! I know what you're thinking! You think that she's gone nuts, right? ...Right? ...No?

:(

But anyways, she flew to the next platform thing, landed, jumped to the searchlight, and destroyed it with her bombs.

Completely ignoring the ice wall thing that could have very well housed a radio for her to use, she flew to the mountain thingy. Since there were two robots instead of just one, she jumped up, floated there somehow, made a noise that could be interpreted as racist, and threw a lot of bombs onto both of them.

She flew straight through one...two...three...four...five...dammit, when is this gonna end?! Six...seven...eight...nine...ten...eleven... ARGH, I GIVE UP!

Ugh, anyways, after a lot of search area places, she FINALLY hit a switch hidden in some trees with a "Haha! Doctor Eggman is no match for me." (But if that were the case, how did she get trapped in his base? ...Hey, that rhymes!)

Seeing Shadow there, she got a dreamy look i her eyes and went and glomped him. There, I have appeased the Shadouge fans, now STOP SPAMMING ME!1!one

Then, she regained her composure and asked him, "Shadow, why you?" ...Ungrateful little...

"It's a request from the DAMN president," he answered. ...Yeah, like the president really cares about some bat. We see our lies, Shadow! WE SEE THEM!

He went and destroyed all five searchlights with his badass car, and finished the level with a badass scowl on his face. Don't question the massive timeskip.

A/N I know, I know, I'm very lazy. Review!