Section 2: For the Girls
Now if I could speak to the ladies by themselves. Are all of the boys out of the room? Good. Now we can have girl talk without those filthy pigs up in our kool aid. Do you know what I am saying? Now let us begin. Some of you might have noticed your crotch getting wet for no apparent reason. This wetness is coming from your va-gi-na. The reason the vagina gets wet is because it wants to have a boy's wiener inside it. I know, I know that sounds really icky but if you don't stick something in it then you'll be really frustrated and that's not fun at all is it? Note that I said stick something in it, not specifically a wiener. You can put fingers, a hairbrush, vegetables, the telephone and so on inside your vagina to make it feel better. They even sell these things called dildos that are specifically designed for that purpose. Do you know what I am saying? This is important because the boys will try to put their penises in your vaginas and you have to make them work for it. No one likes a slut; the boys will think you're easy and start treating you like garbage and the other girls will make fun of you for it. Now ladies you know that you want it just as bad as they do but you have to pretend that you don't. If you do that you can make the boys do all sorts of things for the chance to put their wiener in you; buy you dinner, take you to a movie, get you pretty jewelry and commit to not putting their wieners in other girls. They even have to be nice to you. Now once you've milked a boy for all he's worth and you're ready to let him put his penis in your vagina there is a rule; lick it before you stick it. You see once a boy's penis sneezes out his creamy milky goo he will be done with you whether you are taken care of or not so the best remedy for that is to take care of yourself before you take care of him. You see when I was running a kissing booth my bottom bitch told me that girls can get off multiple times and boys can only once whatever that means. The important thing is that both of you are taken care of. Another rule, no blowjobs, unless you go to see a Broadway play and then well in that case it is kind of unavoidable. Now when the wiener actually goes into your vagina you have to option of whether you just lay there and let him do all the work or you can actually help out. It's all up to you and what feels the best for your vagina. We will go over sexual positions later on once I bring the boys back in. That should about cover all you need to know about the basics of sex-u-al int-er-cour-se.
Oh one last thing, you probably also have seen that your vagina starts bleeding every few weeks. No that isn't because you are horny for vampires, those kids are lame anyways. It's because of something called a period and you're going to have to ask your mom's about that because frankly it's fucking gross. Ok ladies, that is all. We can bring the boys back in now.