(Hello, people/aliens, and welcome to Chapter 4 of Another My Immortal Commentary!)
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY (So, Ebony's name is Enoby. What are you smoking, Tara?) nut ("I'm playing Nut!" -an old PSP commercial) mary su (Su? Sus.) OK! DRACO IS SOO(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent (THAT IS NOT A WORD YOU MORON.)! dey(Dey. *moves closer to screen* DEY. *moves even closer to screen* DEY! WHAT THE EF IS A DEY?) nu eechodder (Eechodder.) b4 (But not b5!) ok !
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"DRACO! (PAKO! [Pako is a sort of Slovakian word for idiot.])" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it and fell to his death again. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell (Could you stop swearing?)?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony? (I thought her name was Enoby, now.)" he asked.
"What?" I snapped my fingers.
(WARNING: POINTLESS SEX SCENE APPROACHING. PREPARE YOUR CYANIDE, Just in case.)
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore (Do you want a bowl of logic with that dinosaur cupbrick?).
And then… suddenly just as I died Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. (No commnet.) He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (SO MUCH DETAIL!)
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Dumbledore! (DOMBALDUUR!)
(So, another cliffhanger. Well, that's the end of this chapter. Please review, and see you later!)