The Official Sequel to First Chapter
The random fangirl skipped her way to the meeting room, where her staff was waiting to hear the second chapter of the Warriors that never was. Holding papers with small scribbling tightly to her chest, she entered the room where five other people were waiting. A random adult checked his watch before looking up and saying sternly,"You're three seconds late." The random fangirl just rolled her eyes.
"It's only three seconds. But anyways, here I am ready to read chapter two!" she said brightly, taking her seat at the table before beginning to read.
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Meepkit continued to meditate, just like he did in the previous chapter, while a completely irrelevant character to the plot and story named Boringkit decided to do a headstand. Suddenly and randomly, Shimmerliciousflower fluttered over to Boringkit. Moments later, Meepkit began to scream. Shimmerliciousflower started screaming as well, right in Boringkit's ear. Slowly the whole clan started screaming because FartClan was attacking.
"FartClan attack!" the non-important weird leader of FartClan screeched, and commanded his clan to charge at their enemy, and you know what? That is exactly what they did. Luckily, or rather unluckily for some, Boringkit defeated the WHOLE of FartClan, like the Marysue she is. But since Meepkit is supposed to be the main character, he murdered Boringkit so all spotlights would remain on him. However, Derpstar was very sad that Boringkit died. While Derpstar punished Meepkit, Boringkit awoke in StarClan and saw a freakishly old cat in front her. Boringkit simply ate the freakishly old cat. But the freakishly old cat simply came back. Boringkit decided to do another headstand, because why not? In turn, the freakishly old cat did a headstand. Boringkit farted, and the freakishly old cat farted.
"We are destined to be soul mates," the freakishly old cat declared. Heartbeats later, Boringkit proposed,"Freakishly old cat, will you marry me?" Even though Boringkit is the female here, it doesn't really matter. And even though Freakishly old cat is well, I don't know...freakishly old, they got married, but that doesn't really matter. Freakishly old cat cried in pure joy and his tears fell down to the living world. Gingerbreadlover suddenly stepped forward.
"I now pronounce you Starclan mates!" He yowled, "No marriage vows are needed you clearly love each other!" He then passed out the rings, which were made of pure gold. Back down in the alive world, Meepkit belched on Derpstar so the story could go back to focusing on him. Derpstar died because it smelled like onions; Derpstar's weakness is onions, unfortunately. Boringkit and Freakishly old cat were kissing when Derpstar met them in StarClan. Freakishly old cat (whose name was Uglybuttface) fell in love with Derpstar. Plot twist! Dun dun dun!
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Everybody once again at the table was shocked, not at the plot twist, but at the story in general. However, hiding their shock, four people at the table said in chorus:"Boringkit belongs with Uglybuttface! They were meant to be!" Quite a surprise, really. The random fangirl just slipped out of the room after saying,"Toodaloo! I will be reading chapter three tomorrow!" and dashed home to her apartment, and began to start scribbling something down.