Thank you for all the reviews everybody! Speaking of reviews, I shall answer some:
DNACat: Nope! If someone else contributes, let's say in thirty minutes, I'll release a revised edition of who contributes in about an hour (maybe)
candacedae: Thanks! AND WHERE DID THOSE WAFFLES GO?
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The Official Threequel to the first chapter!
The random fangirl bounced into the meeting room carelessly, a bright smile on her face.
"Good morning everybody! I know I'm five minutes late, so let's get right into the chapter so we don't waste more time!"
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Last time on Warriors As Told by the Fans:
Boringkit and Freakishly old cat were kissing when Derpstar met them in StarClan. Freakishly old cat (whose name was Uglybuttface) fell in love with Derpstar. Plot twist! Dun dun dun!
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Boringkit sobbed, and Derpstar waved at Uglybuttface, all the while Meepkit was farting on his clanmates for attention, because the story was recently focusing on Boringkit and her love life. However, Gingerbreadlover got the focus back on the love life of Boringkit by killing Derpstar so he would die for the second time.
"No one interrupts me!" He said as he had previously been speaking. Meepkit suddenly farted her way to StarClan, because he was just that desperate for attention. Uglybuttface sobbed and then kissed Boringkit, ignoring Meepkit entirely. Meepkit sobbed and then committed suicide from lack of attention. Then a new mary-sue was born...
I'maperfectangelkit! And her boring littermate: Telephonepolekit. However, the new marysue immediately committed suicide so she could see what StarClan was like, while Telephonepolekit died from boredom, as expected. Uglybuttface revived I'maperfectangelkit and Telephonepolekit, just for kicks. Suddenly, competition to I'maperfectangelkit was born...Nyahkit, Derpkit, and Meepkit! Because why not? And hey, they were named after a past leader, a gary-stue, and...one was just named that way.
Luckily our hero, Gingerbreadlover, revived himself. He then killed all the mary-sues of the clan (almost completely killing the clan). He then committed suicide so he could go back to StarClan where he governed Boringkit's and Uglybuttface's marriage. Boringkit decided to revive Nyahkit and Derpkit, but not Meepkit. You know, just for kicks.
Tangheart, however, was so tired of all events that she fled to Fartclan and became Tangstar (can't say I blame her). But the spontanious kit Derpkit just had to follow Tangstar to FartClan. And when he arrived, he said:
"I am your kit. LOVE ME!" Well, that was random. How would Tangstar react? Well it's not like I'd leave all you readers behind here leaving you with that cliche cliffhanger "find out in the next chapter!" or anything...but I'm doing that, sorry.
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The random fangirl giggled as she read the last part, and stacked up her papers and left once more. The entire room said in chorus after she had left: "Wow. Just wow. By the way, Boringkit and Uglybuttface forever!" The people were still quite shocked how it had gone from this to a kittypet named Rusty joining the four clans. It was almost unreal...