Sorry for not updating sooner! I got a bit carried away in life. Thank you for all the good reviews, and here's the next chapter:
The "Unique" Fourth Chapter
The random fangirl skipped inside the room, clutching the papers tightly to her chest.
"How's it going everybody? Good? Good," she said giving an irrelevant person to the story a high-five before sitting down with a small "ahem". And without further ado, she began to read the Warriors that never was after nearly a week of absence.
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After Derpkit said the incredibly randomly random sentence, he waited for Tangstar's response. Tangstar was so tired and she's gotten insomnia for the past few hours so she just made Derpkit a Fartclan elder. Derpkit's jaw dropped as he was shoved into the elders' den, and he began to wail. Boringkit decided to join the sobbing session. Tangstar sobbed as well. And suddenly out of the blue, Boringkit decided to give Tangstar fifty million lives because she was magical. But he was probably just bored! The long forgotten Meepkit quickly protested when the news reached his magical ears. There is a lot of magical stuff going on right now...
Boringkit decided to save the poor readers from Meepkit's gary-stuish "activities", and gave Meepkit a monobrow. What a beautiful sight to imagine! Meepkit would not stand for this injustice even though it was justice, and told Boringkit to poke a beehive. Boringkit poked a beehive. Boringkit got stung by a hundred bees. The long forgotten Nyahkit laughed so hard she got a cardiac arrest!
Unfortunately for Boringkit, the bee stings somehow made half of her memory be erased and she magically transformed into a boy. Once the pain kicked in from the bee stings, Boringkit screamed like a girl, and then wondered why he sounded like a girl.
Despite Boringkit's question, Shimmerliciousflower entered the crime scence where Nyahkit had a cardiac arrest. Boringkit grabbed a beehive and threw it at Shimmerliciousflower...Dun dun dun!
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Everybody at the table screamed in chorus: "NOOOOO SHIMMERLICIOUSFLOWER!". The random fangirl just grinned and hopped out, quite proud of herself for some reason. But, just as usual, she would be back soon for another dramatic reading of who-knows-what-this-story-is-anymore sometime soon!