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Just note that Hellsing does take place in 1999. I am saying this because I will be making some future fandom references here and throughout this fanfic. XD
"She was so delicious." Alucard loudly groaned as he licked his lips.
"Yeah, Yeah. Just Shut up and read!" The No Life eagerly stated. "I'm the first one she's going to talk about."
Pip rolled his eyes. "And I thought I had a big ego…Alright, Alright."
He smiled as he read aloud.
" Chapter 2: Master Alucard.
Now rather than writing about what happened after I blacked out and woke up in the Hellsing Mansion and stuff, In this semi short chapter, I'm going to just talk about my master Alucard. I'm focusing on who Alucard really is as a person. As a being."
Integra raised her eyebrows and smirked. "Who Alucard really is? She certainly believes she has you figured out, huh?"
"It seems that she is confident as well." Walter added, smiling.
Alucard snickers. "We shall see."
"Let me first off say that Alucard is a vampire. Not just any vampire but literally THE KING OF THE VAMPIRES. I didn't know this at first. However it took me two weeks to realize what Alucard really meant."
Pip lifted his gaze from the book and furrowed his eyebrows. "What is she talking about? "
Walter and Integra chuckled at not only Pip's question but the fact it took Seras two weeks to realize what Alucard stood for.
"What?" Pip asked again, slightly annoyed.
Alucard snickered. "Lay off Pip. It's not his fault he's so stupid."
"Ah! You Asshole!" Pip snarled, as Walter began writing down something in a piece of paper and pen and shoved it in front of Pip.
"Alucard?" Pip read aloud as he shrugged. "I still don't get it."
Walter smiled. "Read it backwards Pip."
Pip raised his eyebrows and then read it slowly. "Drac-Lu-Aye."
"It's pronounced AH not Aye." Alucard replied in disgust. "How you became Captain of the Wild Geese, I'll never know. Unless of course, all your soldiers don't know how to read."
The young freckled Mercenary turned bright red. "I'll have you know the Bernadotte family have been mercenaries for six generations. SIX!"
The No Life King shrugged casually. "Only six? I have been alive for more than five hundred years. What's your point?"
"My point is that-" But before Pip could finish, a mix expression of shock and horror was plastered.
Integra raised her eyebrows. "Captain Bernadotte?"
"Are you alright?" Walter asked, as he then looked at Alucard's grin spreading.
Pip then screamed as he pointed directly at Alucard. "Y-Y-YOU'RE…Y-Y-YOU'RE-"
"Say it." Alucard commanded in hushed creepy tone as he got up closer to Pip. "Say it."
"D-D-Dr-" Pip started as Integra slammed her fist into the table.
"I'm going to have to stop you both right now." Integra started as she glared at the two. "This conversation for some reason is giving me the vibe that this specific line will be used in the future in some revolting, positively ghastly, and not to mention poor excuse of a bad "Romance" novel and eventually turned into film in the Americas, AND I WILL NOT be subjected to hear it again as long as I live. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD GENTELEMEN?"
Both Alucard and Pip shook their heads quickly and sat back down in their seats.
Walter furrowed his eyebrows and then questioned. " What makes you think that line Captain Pip and Sir Alucard just used right now will be used in the future, Sir Integra?"
Integra shrugged. " I don't know but I just got a feeling this novel will be about a truly pathetic love story between a human and an unnatural being. Then again, it's just a feeling. It doesn't necessarily mean it's going to happen. If so, I will make sure my servant will end the fandom and its maker before it get's any worse. I mean, It's not like Alucard's going to vanish or disappear from the face of the earth anytime soon or some nonsense like that."
Walter stared at her, then quickly nodded, and then looked at the two men. "Sir Integra, the diary?"
"What? Ah, Yes." The Iron Maiden interrupted as she waved her hand. "Continue, Captain Bernadotte."
"Dracula DRACULA! What. The. Hell. Out of all the people, WHAT WERE THE CHANCES THAT I, PLAIN SERAS VICTORIA, WAS TO MEET THE KING OF ALL VAMPIRES?. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm grateful and all, but looking back now I still don't understand if it was fate or mere coincidence that I met Alucard.
Anywho, back to my point. I'm focusing on who Alucard really is as a person. So, you must be asking: What do I think of my master- "
"Moment of Truth! Here it comes!" Alucard uttered in excitement as he took a sip of his blood.
"What do I think of my master Alucard? He's an ass. A complete and utter ass."
At that moment the no life king spat out his blood and choked on it a little while Integra, Pip, and Walter (Especially Walter), hollered with laughter.
"HAHAHA AN ASS, AN UTTER COMPLETE ASS." Integra repeated as she wept the tears that were coming from her face. "Oh I'm not only going to give her back her weeks pay, but she is SO going to get a bonus for this!"
Pip snickered. "I love the fact Alucard thought she was going to say something amazing about him."
Meanwhile the No Life King sat there flabbergasted for a moment and then returned to his usual impassive look.
Everyone stared at him wide eyed as he didn't throw a fit. They expected shadows to appear, swirling out of control, while his eyes blaze with anger, as he shouted obscenities and promising to make his servant's life a living hell. However, they were just granted silence, which somehow, seemed a little worse.
Then No Life King hollered with laughter. He began to throw his head back as he roared with booming laughter that made Pip almost want to pee his pants, Walter for once was glad that he was having one of his deaf moments, and Integra was just flat out confused.
Integra raised her eyebrow. "Alucard?...Are you-"
"Seras Victoria? Is this my Seras Victoria? The same one who blushes and cowers at my presence? No. This can't be right!" The Nosferatu started as he breathed in. "I never knew there was this edgy side to her! "
Walter meanwhile was grinning to the point Pip swore he saw a hint of sparkle in his dark periwinkle eyes.
Pip laughed nervously. "Walter you look almost happy."
Walter immediately scrunched up his lips but his eyes still sparkled. "No. Why would I smile at the fact that Seras would call her master such a thing?"
Pip gave him a deadpan gaze since it was clear the butler was thrilled at the idea the young Draculina disrespected her master. Question was why?
"Read on." Alucard stated as he wiped the bloody tears from his face. "I want to know more. I have to know how she truly views me. Man I really like THIS side of the police girl. Fiesty...I really like my women filled with hidden sass. Right Integra? "
Integra rolled her eyes as Pip and lifted the book to read again.
"What do I think of my master Alucard? He's an ass. A complete and utter ass.
Now I know what you're thinking. What the hell? Is this how you should express the man who saved your life. Well to be more precise, he stole my life but at my request. But I don't want to get to literal because you get my point.
But as I got to know him, He wasn't the soft-spoken man whom I met that night. Don't get me wrong. I didn't think he was like my prince charming or knight in shining armor or any of that fairytale crap. But at least I thought he was quiet and overall gentlemen.
The Hell was wrong with me? He was so far from that.
After I was brought to Hellsing, I truly saw the twisted, rude, and not to mention to what I call a hidden perv this man truly was. I will explain the "hidden perv part" in my next chapter because, I found this out in the first night when I came to Hellsing.
Also sometimes he will smirk, drink a glass of wine (I thought we don't consume human things anymore!) and will laugh to himself for no freakin reason!
It took me two weeks to stop shivering in my coffin from fright at his laugh.
Let's just focus on the twisted and rude part.
You would think I would learn that night, if the man who saved my life by asking me if I was virgin, shot me in the chest, and then killed the vampire priest, would give me a hint that something was off about my master.
But course, being the daft person that I am, I didn't put two and two together. I had to learn the hard way.
Now, I don't want to sound like a whiny victim or anything but there's just so much of my master's constant nagging I can take.
Every. Bloody. Day. I get harassed, scolded, or my personal favorite: Those long speeches segments I like to call, "I CHOOSE THE NIGHT, BLAH BLAH BLAH IT WAS MY CHOICE TO BE THIS WAY, BLAH BLAH BLAH, FOLLOWED BY I SHOULD LET GO OF MY HUMANITY… and with that big finish NO TIME FOR WHINING OR BE A COWARD.
…
Excuse, the FUCK out of me!
It's been like what? Five months. Five months! I don't know if he totally gets it, but I have been 19 years old for most of my life.
Then, I became a vampire Five months ago and he wants me to adjust?
Doesn't he know you can't wake up in the morning (or night in this case) and be like "Hi Everybody! I'm now a vampire and I'm truly alright with that. Let's go drink some blood!"
No. It's impossible.
I'll admit, I guess poser Goth chicks would be so into it. But I am not one of them.
I understand that I choose this life, but to be fair, I was on the floor in my own pool of blood and had to make a fast decision. I didn't want to die but I how the hell was I supposed to know that I would be turn into a creature of the night.
Do you wanna know what I truly thought that night when I grabbed my master's hand? I thought I was going to be healed. I truly thought that somehow he was like a magical genies or a wizard. Clearly I was wrong and a little silly for believing the giant man wearing red Victorian/Modern like style clothing who happened to be holding a gun, was a either a wizard, a genie, or a fairy.
Sometimes my own stupidity amazes me. "
" A fairy!" Pip started as he laughed. "Alucard, a fuckin fairy. Hahaha Oh man, I truly feel bad for her now!"
Integra lightly chuckled. "Honestly, was the Police Girl angry when she wrote this?"
Walter only grinned was too happy for words. He was in a love drunk state knowing that even Alucard's own servant had some hidden issues with her master. He was more happy at the fact, she (like him) sees the flaws in Alucard and was impressed by this side of Seras and practically sighed sadly how he wish he was young and would somehow declare his new crush for Seras.
The No Life sat there with an expressionless as he cupped his hands together, letting his thumbs twist around. Everyone just stared at him, a little frightened oat the fact he hasn't said anything for a while.
After a few moments of awkward silence, The Count muttered to Pip. "Please continue."
Not asking twice, Pip gulped and then began.
"But if that wasn't pissing me off enough, let me talk about the two subjects that tick me off about Master.
First off: My Coffins
If I had known I would have to sleep in a coffin-
No. Let me stop right there. Let's play a little game called "Compare the Unfair!"
Alucard has a big and kick ass coffin that is sturdy, well polished, expensive looking, and inside it has soft as a kitten red cushion inside with pretty design patterns. Not to mention a badass expensive looking inscription I don't know what the bloody HELL that means.
"The Bird of Hermes Is My Name, Eating My Wings To Make Me Tame."
You wanna know what I sleep in? A bloody wooden box. It's barely large enough to fit me. It has no soft cushion support what so ever. And the cherry on top of it, instead of having a cool inscription, I get a huge ass cross.
First off, I don't know who the hell picked this for me, but do I, in anyway resemble a religious fanatic? Because I don't remember ever expressing my love for crosses at all to Walter, Integra, and my Master. Do I come off as Alexander Anderson or an Iscariot and or Vatican member what so ever? (I'll explain in full detail Alexander Anderson and the Iscariot /Vaticans later in the chapters. But they are the most insanely violent religious Catholics I have ever encountered in my whole life.)
Why can't I have a coffin that looks like my master's, only it would be Dark brown on the outside, baby pink soft cushion in the inside, and has a inscription that says.
"Seras Victoria is my Name, and my new dead life is bloody lame. "
Is that so much to ask? But no. I get a box of splinters and a big ass cross. Yay Me! -_- "
It's okay though. I get back in my master in ways he doesn't even know about.
How? Well, sometimes, when Master is off in solo missions or escorts Integra to a mission, I confess, I straight out sneak into his coffin and lay there in comfort. And you know what? I sometimes take a nap in there when I'm pissed at him. Of course, I bring in a blanket to cover the cushy part so my scent won't linger in the coffin. "
"Oh dear... She didn't…I can't believe she did!" Walter started in disbelief. "She sneaks into Sir Alucard's room?"
Integra at this point was chuckling and wiping the tears from her eyes. "AND she sleeps in his coffin. Come to think of it, The police girl does have a point about the coffin."
"What do you mean?" Pip asked.
"Well, we did take away her bed which she loved so much and replaced it with a hideous wooden box. I do feel guilty about this since half it was my idea. I think I'll have a talk with her and we will both go coffin shopping. After all, she should sleep in comfort." Integra reasoned.
Walter shook his head. "No mam. It's my fault. I did give her the coffin. That coffin was the only one I could get for a reasonable price. It was that wooden box with a cross or coffin plastered of stickers of Bret Michaels, Ozzy Osborne, and Gene Simmons. I doubt the police girl likes any of those revolting old men."
Alucard mummbled to Walter. "She likes you, doesn't she?"
Walter narrowed his eyes. "Pardon?"
"I said she likes cheese, but that's not the point." Alucard replied biting his lip from laughing.
Integra rolled her eyes but was dying of laughter from her servant's comeback to Walter and gave Pip a look to continue.
"Now Let's talk about the blood.
Dear Lord. If I have to hear another lecture of not drinking blood and letting go of my humanity I will literally confess to Integra it was Alucard who took the last cigar from the drawer that day she had her fit. "
"THE HELL!" Integra shouted as she looked at Alucard.
"…She's clearly lying." The count responded as he looked at his unconvinced master. "Or not.-"
"You will buy me another set!" Integra interrupted as she glared at him. "Keep going Pip!"
"Listen. I know I am like starving myself. But I am not ready to drink blood. I still am coming to terms that I am not all human. I still want to keep water ever traces of humanity I have left. I know it sounds stupid but I know the moment I drink the blood, I will officially be a vampire. It's a huge step! I know I can't turn back into a human but I can prolong the situation of becoming a vampire for a little while.
Sometimes I wish my master would understand that. I feel bad for not being an ideal servant to him, but I won't let him take away the one thing I have that makes me feel human.
Sorry I need a moment."
"To what?" Walter asked.
Alucard raised his eyebrows. "Well?"
Pip scrunched his eyebrows in confusion. " It just ends like that."
Integra blinked. "What on earth does she need a moment for?"
The French mercenary shrugged and turned the page and then smiled. "Oh there's more! Okay….Oh…"
"What's the matter Pip?" The Butler asked.
"There are old dried up wet spots in the page." Pip replied in confusion.
"…
Okay. I just re-read everything I wrote and I feel like a bitch. A cold hearted bitch. I'm sorry. My Master isn't a completely bad person. I just had a fight with him and well I had to vent here.
I just wanted to say, that although what I wrote before was true…He's really not that bad.
It's not his fault that I got a wooden box for a coffin…I blame Integra and or Walter for that!"
Pip and Alucard laughed as Integra and Walter looked at each other a little annoyed as well as guilty.
"Despite how he looks and acts, My Master actually has very kind qualities. For example, he does take the time to take me under his wing and teach me how to shoot like vampire, which is pretty amazing.
He also protects me from all the missions we go on.
But what I like most about him are our secret moments."
At this point, Pip raised his eyebrows in envy. "What does she mean secret? Moments? "
Alucard was confused himself. "The hell? I have no clue to what she's means. Maybe she thinks I had a crush on her or something like that."
Integra smirked and egged a slightly jealous Pip to read on.
"Some nights, when Integra and Walter are asleep. I would sneak into one of the room and watch television. I would go to the room that has the largest screen and that has a VHS system.
Alright, I'm gonna let you on a little secret. Watching Disney Movies, while being snuggled up in a warm blanket is one of my guilty pleasures.
Even after death, I still find myself doing this.
One night, (which happened to be Lion King night), I was sitting there, you know, sing a long to "The Circle of Life" and watching baby Simba being lifted for all the animals can witness the future king.
Anyway, Master comes out from the shadows and asks why I am I watching Disney movies. I remember blushing in embarrassment and told him everything. He called me an idiot and childish for this and laughed at me.
The thing that touched me was instead of leaving, he actually joined me.
Not only did he stay there to watch the whole thing, but during a musical number, he would actually tap his fingers, hum, and join in on the sing a longs with me! Haha I remember I couldn't stop giggling at how much enthusiasm he had for Scar's "Be Prepared" solo. "
Everyone at this point were laughing and couldn't believe Alucard of all people would even consider watching a Disney movie let alone sing a long while watching one.
Alucard scowled. "She will pay for this."
Pip smiled. " I think it's very sweet Alucard."
"I know!" Integra added. "You DO care for the girl. I mean, you really love her like family don't you?"
Walter beamed. "It's hard not too."
"Will you all shut up!" The Count muttered. "It was a one time thing that's all!"
"We both enjoyed it so much, once a week, we have movie night and watch Disney movies! Not just Disney movies. Like the other night, we watched "The Land Before Time" and I was crying so hard and I could have sworn that Master had a bloody tear in his eye too when Little Foot's Mother died, and when they reached the Great Valley. "
At this point, Alucard groaned as he slumped back in his chair. " Damn that girl!"
Everyone laughed, and Pip continued.
"My point is, as mentally insane and blood thirsty he is…He's not that bad. In fact, sometimes I feel he's just very misunderstood. I don't know too much about his past, but something tells me that something bad must have happened to him to make him be violent.
But admist all that he really is a good person. I know it. Because he saved my life, gave me a home, takes care of me, and helps me in anyway he can.
He doesn't have do be kind, nor do I expect him too…but in his own Alucard way…He is very kind. More so than most humans."
Pip smiled. "End of chapter. What do you think Alucard?"
Alucard groaned in annoyance as both Walter and Integra laughed.
"Just when I thought there was some hidden badassery in that girl, she pulled of a freakin Brady Bunch ending for me." The No Life King said as he sighed.
Integra smiled. "I think it was very sweet of her to apologize about her rants and how she found some admirable qualities about you."
Alucard scoffed. "Alright so what she said wasn't too bad. It could be worse.
Walter added. "She revealed you are a Disney Movie fan? If that isn't bad I don't know what is!"
The Count shot the Hellsing Butler a dirty look as Pip tossed the book to Walter.
Walter smiled. "I believe it is my turn. Ah! Yes. Here we go."
" Chapter 3: Hellsing."
To be continued:
Note: Lmao I had to. You all hate me but I had to add a mockery Twilight seen. I gotta say that I despise this line when the trailer came out on television and it bugged the living HECK outta of me.
Lmao I had to add some celebrities in there too! XD
Tehehe Anyway. Hope you liked it. :D