Chapter 4: A deal
(Disclaimer! I own nothing of Gravity Falls!)
Dipper was at Wendy's place for a new thing they do called Movie Night.
"Man, how do thye make all these movies so cheesy?" asked Dipper.
"Beats me," said Wendy, "But they're funny as well."
They both laughed.
"Just look at him, he's so cute," said Wnedy in her head, "Wait… did I just say cute?"
"Something on your mind Wendy?" asked Dipper.
"Um.. no not really," said Wendy.
She then remembered something, that Dipper spent some time listening to the music that Wendy showed him.
"Wait here a sec," she said.
She went to her father's room and found something.
"What's that?" asked Dipper.
"Its one of my dad's old guitar," said Wendy, "I saw you listened to some of the music on my mp3 player, so I figured you'd wanna learn some too."
"Can I really?" he asked.
"Sure," said Wendy, "Just think about it, you could be a true musician, even more truer than Robbie."
Dipper had visions of playing a great show with thousands of people watching.
Then Wendy coming up to him and kissing him before punching Robbie in the stomache.
"Woooooow," he said, "Just imagine me a musician."
He layed on the bed on something soft.
"That smells nice, what is that?" asked Dipper.
"Dude, you're laying on my bra," said Wendy.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" he said.
Meanwhile Robbie was kicking cans around.
"Stupid Dipper wrecking my relationship," he said, "Ruining my rockstar status."
He kicked it again.
"I swear I'm gonna get even with that brat!" he said, "He doesn't know this, but I'm gonna be busy…."
"Plotting my revenge!" shouted someone else.
"What was that?" asked Robbie.
He saw a tent and went inside.
"Is anyone there?" he asked.
He heard a little laugh.
"Who's there?" he asked.
"Why, its just little old me," said a familiar voice, "Lil Gideon."
"Wait a minute….." he said, "You're that magic guy."
"That's right," said Gideon, "And I couldn't help but overhear that you have a…. problem."
"You're darn right I have a problem," said Robbie, "This little brat broke me and my girlfriend up, and now I want revenge."
"That's actually what happened with me as well!" said Gideon, "This brat came between me and my love Mabel Pines!"
"Wait a minute… " said Robbie, "Dipper!"
"That's his name," said Gideon, "It seems we're after the same piece of pie."
"What do you say we….. team up?" said Robbie, "That way we'll both get revenge on the one person we hate."
"You ream my mind," said Gideon, "And I'm the true psychic here."
"With the two of us combined we'll rock Pines out of his seat and make him wish he never met with us," said Robbie.
Rock You Like A Hurricane by Scorpions
Robbie: It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
Gideon: The chick is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
Robbie: More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show
Both: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Robbie: My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I choose
Gideon: The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting
Both. Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am!