Chapter 2:New Friends, New Enemies part 2

...cause your next challenge starts in one hour.

Venus:So what do you think the challenge is gonna be.

April:I don't know, probably something dangerous.

Nickolas:Well whatever it is, I'm pretty sure we can handle it.

Maria:You are so over confident bro.

Nickolas:It's not over confident, I'm just telling the truth.

Maria: Okay then

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Maria:Okay, if Nickolas doesn't actin like he's better than everyone else, he's gonna be the first one on our team to go.

Humphrey:I think we should go set up our beds in our cabins.

Everyone agrees and goes to their separate Cabins

Inside the cabins:

Riley:I call the top bunk

Tiffany puts her stuff on the top bunk

Riley:Hey I called the top bunk

Tiffany:Is your name on it

Riley:Well no but...

Tiffany:Well then it's not yours

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Riley:Okay, that's so not fair. I called the top bunk.

Tiffany:Hey if your names not on it then technically, it's not yours.

Tigress and Kayla enter the cabin at the same time.

Kayla:Hey move it stripes

Tigress:You move tampon

Tigress/Kayla:RRRRRRRRRR..Whoa!

Tigress and Kayla fell in and dropped their luggage all over the floor.

Kayla:Now look what you did cluts.

Tigress:Me, you're the one who wouldn't move out of the way.

Tigress/Kayla:RRRRRRRRRR

Viper:Come on girls, can't we just get along.

Tigress/Kayla:NO!

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Kayla:Stripes better not get in my way or else I will crush her.

Tigress:She better not get in my way or else I'm gonna kick her a**.

The boys cabin:

Leo:So how we gonna decide this.

Zack:How about everyone that last name starts with A-M gets on the top and N-Z gets on the bottom.

Jack:That sounds reasonable

Donny:Okay

Christian:Alight

Everyone else agrees and puts their stuff on the bottom or top rows.

Chris over intercome:Everyone meet at the Dining Hall for the challenge.

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Nickolas:Alright challenge time, let's do this.

Raph:Time to show everyone what I got.

Kate:Bring it on

Joshua:I'm ready

Mark:Time to go to work

Miley:I hope this challenge is safe

Chris:You're first challenge will be a Food Chowelenge will be five rounds. The team that eats the most food will have invincibility and the team(s) that eats the least amount of food will go to the elimination ceremony. Two people from each team will compete in one person feeds the other teammate until the timer goes off.

Humphrey:That sounds easy enough

Chris:I was hoping one of you would say that,sooo each teams competitors will have their hands tied together with handcuffs.

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Humphrey:Oops

Garth:Dang it Humphrey

Kate:Why does my boyfriend have to be a smarta**

Nickolas:It doesn't matter if our hands are tied together, my team is still gonna win.

Chris:Oh I almost forgot, team names. Consult with your team and figure out a name. You have five minutes.

Jahari:So what's our team name gonna be

Humphrey:How about Team Omega

Viper:Or how about Team Victory

Po:What about Team Skadoosh

Alex:How about Team Volcan Lazer

Everyone:?

Alex:What

Mya:It's just that we've never heard you talk before

Alex:I just never really wanted to talk

Talera:Oh okay

Miley:Yeah I like Volcan Lazer

Po:Yeah it sounds awesome

Jahari:Then it's agreed Team Volcan Lazer

Garth:How about Alpha Squad

Kate:Yeah

Zack:I'm down with that

Everyone else agrees

Christian:What's our team name gonna be guys

Nickolas:Let's name our team Team Dominate

Maria: Doesn't that sound a little, I don't know aggressive

Nickolas:That's the point sis

Monkey:Yeah I like that name

Christian:Yeah it's cool

Nickolas:Then it's settled

Maria:But...

Nickolas:Maria the team voted and that will be our team name

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Maria:You know, I was hoping I would've been placed on a better team than this one. (Sign) Oh well I guess I'm stuck on this team.

Kayla:Team Hunter

Tigress:No, Team Kung Fu

Kayla:That name is so corny

Tigress:Oh I'll show you corny

Ron:Shut It! Sorry but you two need to learn how to get along.(Sign) How about The Freedom Fighters.

Leo:Sure

Riley:Yes

Kayla:Fine

Tigress:Whatever

Chris:Okay now that everyone's picked a team name, it's time to place you with your partners.

Round 1:

Ron and Leo

Christian and Jack

Viper and Miley

Garth and Kate

Round 2:

Todd and Riley

Venus and Monkey

Jahari and Humphrey

Leia and Mark

Round 3:

Joshua and Amply

April and Maria

Donny and Nichole

Raph and Mikey

Round 4:

Casey and Lily

Tiffany and Logan

Talera and Mya

Crane and Mantis

Round 5:

Tigress and Kayla

Nickolas and Maria

Alex and Po

Zack and Kyle

Chris:Now that the partners are set let's start the Food Chowelenge

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Maria:Let's do this

Joshua:I'm ready

Kyle:It's time for me to shine

Nichole:This challenge is so stupid

Leia:My partner better not such

Kayla/Tigress:Dammit

Chris:Now that all that's set let's start the Food Chowelenge

Everyone starts feeding and eating as fast as they could

Ron:Ow my wing hurts from all this feeding

Leo:Well come on dude think of something fast everyone else is almost done

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Ron:Sometimes a birds gotta do what a birds got to do

Leo:Ron are you gonna feed me the Food

Ron:Ba...Ba...Baaaaarf

Leo:Baaaaarf

(You know how bird mommas feed their young...yeah)

Miley:Come on Viper their almost done

Garth:Don't bother because were...

Jack:Done!

Garth:What!

Chris:And Team Dominate wins the first round. Now on to the second round

Many rounds of eating and feeding later

Chris:It's all tied up at one all. This is the final round. Ready...Set...Go!

Everyone starts eating and feeding as fast as they could. Kayla shoves food down Tigress' throat like it's her job.

Tigress:Slow down

Nickolas:Come on Maria

Maria:I'm trying

Alex:1..2..3 open

Po:Mm mm mm this is so delicious

Alex:Okay that's interesting now 1..2..3.. Open

Po:Mm mm mm

Zack:Um Kyle aren't you gonna feed me the Food

Kyle:Chill out we got plenty of time

Zack:Come on man

Alex:1..2..3 open

Po:Mm mm mm

Alex:Done!

Chris:And Team Volcan Lazer finishes first

Maria:Done!

Chris:Team Dominates in second place

Zack:Kyle come on and feed me

Kyle:Haha

Zack:What's so funny

Kyle:You have no Idea on how wrong that sounded

Zack:Mother...

Kayla:We're freaking done

Chris:And The Freedom Fighters are in third place. That mean The Alpha Squad is going to the elimination ceremony.

Kyle:What, how did we lose

Zack:I am do gonna kill you!

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Zack:Oh my God, I can't believe Kyle made us freaking lose.

Kyle:Hey you can't really blame me. Zack should've told me that we were running out of time.

Nickolas:Well...at least we didn't come in last.

Tigress:I will f**kin kill Kayla for trying to choke me.

Po:Me and Alex sure made a great team. Mm mm mm this food is so delicious.

Alex:I'd like to thank Po's big appetite and bottomless gut for our win.

At the Bonfire Ceromony:

Chris:Alpha Squad...you all know why you're here

Zack:Yeah because f**kin Kyle made us lose

Kyle:Hey its not my fault

Zack:Why you

Chris:Shhhhhhh

Chris:Now if you hear me call your name come up and get a marshmallow. Whoever doesn't get a marshmallow must walk down the dock of shame and take a ride on the boat of the first marshmallow goes to...

Mark...

Garth...

Mikey...

Leia...

Crane and Mantis...

Kate...

Raph...

Gentleman, this is the final marshmallow of the evening...and it goes to...ZACK!

Kyle:What!

Chris:Kyle it's time for you to go

Kyle:Nah man this is that bull bull I can't leave without getting more screentime.

Chris:Chef take Kyle to the Boat of Losers

Chef comes and takes Kyle to the Boat of Losers. Kyle keeps screaming and complaining on his way there.

Chris:Alright the rest of you go to the cabins and get some sleep.

Everyone goes off and walks to their cabins.

Chris:What will happen now that the most annoying player of this season is does Team Volcan Lazer feel about them winning the challenge. And will Tigress and Kayla ever get along. Find out next time on

Total...Drama...Island!