Chapter:I don't know you at all
Chris:Last time on Total Drama Awesome, I introduced 40 new competitors to the island that would make them famous. Many of them got along while others not so much. Team Volcan Lazer won the challenge and The Alpha Squad said goodbye to the most annoying coyote ever, Kyle. What challenge do I have in store for our campers today, how many times can I laugh at their pain, and will Tigress and Kayla kill each other before this episode is over, find out right now on
Total...Drama...Island!
Intro
It was a calm, quiet morning on Camp Wawanakwa and all know that it will not last
...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!
Everyone:Ahhhh
Chris over intercome:Good morning campers, everyone had a goods night sleep. Head to the dining hall for breakfast and I will explain today's challenge.
Everyone moans
Confessional
Mark:Ok, seriously did not expect an early wake up call
Kate:It's too early for this
Nickolas:I don't know why everyone's complaining, I get up this early every day
Lorata: Stupid Chris and his stupid loud speaker
Christian:Are you serious right now
Venus:Chris is such a jerk
April:I know right
At Freedom Fighters cabin
Tigress/Kayla:You're a little b*tch,f*ck you
Riley:Will these two ever stop arguing
Amoly:Probably not
Lily:I wish they had a mute button
...
Leo:Man, I can hear them all the way from in here
Joshua:They must really hate each other
Ron:I don't know why
At Alpha Squad Cabin
Garth:I can't believe we lost
Mark:Hey man chill out, it's just a game
Zack:Yeah, a game were you can win $1,000,000
Mark:Well yeah but...yeah we should have won
Zack:At least that annoying a**hole is gone
Mikey:Oh come on guys he wasn't that bad
...
Mikey:What
Raph:Just shut up
Chris:Hurry up campers pick up the pace
Raph:Son of a b*tch
In the dining hall
Chris:Did everyone have a good nights sleep
...
ChrisWhat, not very chatty today
Alex:Can we just get on with this
Chris:Sheesh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the litter box
Alex:Mother F...
Logan:Alex chill out
Alex:Grrrrrrrrrrr
Confessional
Logan:Ok as most of you may have noticed Alex has some anger issues but I'm there to keep his temper in check
Chris::Today we will be doing a game show
Joshua:Booooo
Chris:Mm Mm Mm, as I was saying,today we will be doing a game show
Nichole:This is going to be boring
Chris:Anyways, meet me at he stage in 10 minutes
Mya:Wait, there's a stage
Chris:Yes now meet me there in 10 minutes
Confessional
Mya:How come nobody noticed the stage
Jahari:Must've slipped my mind
Mark:Ok either he just put that there or I can not see
At the stage
Chris:Welcome to the deluxe, state of the art Ample Theater. Now on to the challenge. 1contracted from each team will go to the stage and I your beloved host will ask you questions about someone on your team
Nickolas:Well what happens if we get a question wrong and what the hell is chef putting around our necks
Chris:You just answered your own question. If you guess right you get a point guess wrong and this happens
Chris pushes a buttons and everyone gets shocked
Chris:Get the first we have Tigreess, Christian, Po, and Garth geeeeeet on the stage
They walk to the stage
Chris:Alright the first question is for Tigress. Tigress who on your team is secretly afraid of cockroaches
Tigress:Um, I don't know Ron
SHOCK
Chris:Nope the correct answer is Casey
Everyone laughs
Confessional
Tigress:OW
Zack:He's afraid of cockroaches
Logan:Ha Ha Ha
Miley:Ha Ha Ha
Tiffany:Ha Ha Ha
Leia:OMG that's totally embarrassing
Kayla:I knew she'd screw it up
Casey:It's not funny
Everyone:Ha Ha Ha
Chris:Alright next question is for Christian. Whos brother is a harden criminal.
Christian:...I guess I'll choose Monkey
Correct
Chris:Team Dominate gets one point
Logan:Your brothers a criminal
Monkey:I don't wanna talk about it
Logan:Okay then
Confessional
Christian:I really just guessed
Chris:Next question is for Po
Po:Awesome let's do this
Chris:Ok Po now listen closely, who once had a secret crush on April
Po:Oh I know, Jahari
SHOCK
Chris:Nope the correct answer was Donny
April:Whaaaaat
Donny:Heh heh
Confessional
Nickolas:Okay, that's weird
Leia:Are you serious
Joshua:Yo if they did get together, how would they you know...do some freaky thangs
April:I had no idea
Leo:My other brothers and I always knew
Donny:I feel so embarrassed
Chris:That's just sad. OK now Garth who's girlfriend almost bit his head off on his second date
Garth:WTF, who the hell would do that. Well I'm just gonna say Mantis
Correct
Mantis:It's true
Chris:Moving on Kayla, Jack, Viper, and Kate
A series of questions,answers, and crap happening later
Correct
Casey:Yes
Chris:We're down to the final questions with the score being
Freedom Fighters:7
Team Dominate:9
Team Volkan Lazer:8
Alpha Squad:7
Chris:Lily, Logan, Mya, Mikey get your asses up here
(Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp)
Confessional
Tiffany:That sounded so wrong
Christian:Um Pause
Humphrey:He's very weird
Chris:Now every thing is riding on you guys answering correctly so depending on how you answer the question may depend if you go home or not
Everyone:Gulp
Chris:Lily, who has a pet snake
Lily:That seems pretty straight forward well I guess Joshua
Correct
Lily:Cool
Chris:Logan, who has a pimple on their Butt
Logan:Who...has...a...pimple...on their butt. What kind of stupid question is that.
Chris:It's the one I chose now what's the answer
Logan:Tiffany
Correct
Monkey:Ha
Tiffany:Don't even think about it or I will woup your ass
Monkey:oka..ka..y
Confessional
Tiffany:If anyone ever laughs at my butt pimple, I will rip their skull out of their nostrils
Monkey:When did Tiffany get so scary
Chris:Mya, who once got beaten up by a cla...
Mya:PO!
Chris:Correct, wait how did you get that so fast
Mya:Someone may have told me about it
Po:Whooooooo!
Mya:Sorry, promised I wouldn't tell
Chris:Alright Mikey this may be your only chance for your team to go onto the tiebreaker round. Now, who's howl used to be sooooooo horrible that they made birds fall out of the sky
Mikey:I got it Kate
Shock
Chris:Wrong
Alpha Squad:Nooooooo
Chris:The correct answer was Garth
Kate:And why did you pick me
Mikey:I don't know
Garth:God dammit
Confessional
Garth:I can't believe we lost again
Leia:God dammit Mikey
Zack:Stupid Mother F**ker
Chris:And Team Dominate wins the challenge
Team Dominate:Yeah
Chris:Your prize the full first season of Are you smarter than a fifth grader. It makes middle schoolers look like idiots.
Christian:Damn
Chris:As for Alpha Squad, time to head down to the elimination ceremony for the second time in a row
Raph:Sh*t
At the Bonfire Ceremony
Chris:Alpha Squad, I'm very disappointed, for once I thought you were gonna pull it off...but in the end your all losers
Leia:Grrrrrrrrrrr
Chris:Now instead of just calling out who's safe I decided to show who you voted for, let's see it
Confessional
Garth:Well since Mikey made us lose I'm voting for him
Kate:I vote for Mikey
Leia:Mikey
Mark:Sorry bro
Raph:I'm not voting for my brother so I vote for Kate
Mikey:I hope no one votes me off
Zack:Mikey
Crane and Mantis:Mikey
Chris:Well you know what that means, Mikey it's time to go
Mikey:Ah man
Mikey walks down the dock of shame
Chris:Too bad so sad
Raph:What the hell guys you voted my brother off
Leia:Hey he costs us the game
Raph:I'm don't give a damn if he costs us the game or not
Zack:Oh well
Raph:Grrrrrrrrrrr
Raph storms off
Mantis:He's got anger issues
Chris:Tell me about it. And that wraps up another episode of Total Drama Awesome. Which Team will win the next challenge, will the Alpha Squad ever win one, and how will Raph and his brothers fare now that one of them is gone, find out next time on
Total...Drama...Island!
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