Treading Lightly
Much like his father in law; Jake was treading lightly when it came to dealing with his own moody spouse. It seemed to Jake that he had it a bit worse than his father in law since his wife was a redhead. Jake didn't factor in that his mother in law carried a gun with her at all times.
Either way; Jake pulled out a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream like she had asked. He brought Alexis the ice cream. When Jake entered their bedroom with the ice cream; he was getting the death stare from his wife.
"I have the ice cream you wanted."
"It took you long enough." Alexis snapped.
"Sorry about that."
Jake was starting to fear for his life to a degree. Then there was the fact that he didn't want his family line to end with him. Alexis definitely looked like she was about ready to castrate him.
"I'll leave you to it."
With that Jake left quickly. After that Jake looked for the cordless. He needed to escape and he figured that escaping with his father in law was a safe bet.
"Castle."
"Hey Dad; its' Jake."
"Hello."
"I heard from Martha that you and I are in the same boat at the moment."
"We are."
"Care to escape from hell?"
"Sure. I'll meet you outside the Old Haunt in ten."
"Sounds good. See you soon."
With that both men quickly hung up, grabbed their keys and jackets before they ran out of their respective homes faster than The Flash.