Episode 22:Time to DIE. I mean CLIMB!
Chris:Last time on Total Drama Awesome, the competitors were divided into five groups of three, and had to find the heads of the former campers and had to stack them on top of each other in the order in which they were eliminated. Surprisingly, all the teams had no trouble in finding the heads, well except for Tigress' group, but it worked out. Jack felt like the third wheel in his group because Nickolas and Mya kept going to smoochville. Po apparently has a fear of bats, but hey, that fear helped his team out. Maria had some questions about Alex that she needed to ask Logan about, and you know what the first question was? How many girls has Alex dated. Personally, I don't know why Maria asked that question, but I'm not her so I'll never know. I kinda got bored with challenge because it was taking too long, so I said that the teams had ten minutes to get to the campgrounds or else they'll automatically lose. Kate's group hurried to the campgrounds and almost fell off a cliff because they were running so fast. Unfortunately for them, Nichole's team decided to push them off that cliff, luckily Ron was there to catch Christian and Kate. Kate was furious and tackled Nichole and they started to fight, while the others continued. In the end, Nichole's team beat Kate's team and Ron went home. This is getting good, we only have fourteen competitors left, what will happen today on
Total Drama Awesome
Intro
In the morning-Outside the cabins
Sounds could be heard from inside the girls cabin. Kate and Nichole were fighting each other...again. No one decided to step in, in fear that they would get caught in the cross fire. Jack, Nickolas, and Mya had came outside to see what was going on
Jack:What's happening
Alex:Nichole and Kate are fighting again
Nickolas:Again? Didn't they just fight last night
Christian:No, that was an argument, but you could consider it a fight
Po:This will never end will it
Maria:Probably no time soon
After five more minutes of hearing Kate and Nichole fight, Jack decided to go inside the cabin
Jack:I'm going in
Nickolas:I wish you luck
Jack:And you're coming with me
Nickolas:Oh come on
Inside the cabin
Once Nickolas and Jack walked in, they were greeted by a book nearly hitting their face. They saw the cabin was mostly destroyed, and Kate and Nichole looked bad...like really bad
Nickolas:So
Jack:So what
Nickolas:Say something
Jack rolled his eyes
Jack:Okay girls break it up
Nichole and Kate continued to fight
Jack:I'm serious guys
They continued to fight
Jack:Knock it off
They continued to fight
Jack:STOP!
They stopped fighting
Jack:Alright look, I don't care that you guys are fighting, but what I do care about, is that you're disturbing me and everyone else on the island with your constant bickering and squabbling
Jack turns to Nichole
Jack:Nichole, I can't control what you do in this competition, even though I don't approve of it, I can't control you, and even though you might continue to do what you've been doing, you need to act more mature, and stop acting like a god damn child
Jack turns to Kate
Jack:And Kate, this is above you, I know you, you never act like this at home. I know you hate Nichole but this is not the answer. So you both need to learn some humility and chill the *bleep* out
Jack exits the cabin. Leaving Nichole and Kate dumbfounded, and Nickolas shocked
Confessional
Nickolas:Wow
Nichole:As much as I'd hate to admit it, he's right...don't get me wrong, I'm still gonna continue what I've been doing
Kate:Jack's right, I'm better than this
Chris over loudspeaker:Campers, make your way to the campgrounds for your challenge
Campgrounds
Chris:So, how you guys feeling
Garth:Tired
Kayla:Bored
Christian:Some type of way
Chris:Well, prepare to feel even worse because for your challenge, you will have to run to Mount Chris-more
Camera focuses on Mount Chris-more. Ominous music hits every time the camera backs away from it...it's really far
Everyone's jaw dropped
Mya:You mean we have to run all the way over there
Chris:Yep, so, get going
Mount Chris-More
Everyone is panting and looked tired when they got there. The only ones that didn't looked tired were Kayla and Tigress
Kayla:You guys couldn't handle a light jog, I didn't break a sweat
Confessional
Po:I've never (pant) ran so much (pant) in my life (pant) ohhh (passes out)
Chris:Hey guys
Chris comes riding in on a jeep
Chris:Enjoy your run
Leia holds up the middle finger to Chris
Chris:Nice
Nickolas:(Panting) Just get on with it
Chris:Okay, okay, that was only the first part of your challenge
Kate:(Surprised/Panting)The first part
Chris:Yes, the second part will be for you to climb to the top of Mount Chris-more
Everyone looks up at Mount Chris-more and it's huge
Confessional
Logan:Great, first we had to run, now we have to climb. This challenge can't get any worse
Christian:I'm not ready for this
Jack:Well then
Chris:But, since I'm nice
Garth:Liar
Chris:I'm gonna give you some help. See that trash pile over there
Camera rolls to a big trash pile
Chris:You can use anything in there to help you get to the top
Tigress:This seems too easy, what's the catch
Chris:The catch is that you can only go to the trash pile once, once you leave it, you can't go back
Tigress:And
Chris:And there may be some land mines on the mountain to distract you
Tigress:Of course there is, what else
Chris:And Chef will be throwing stuff at you from atop of the mountain
Tigress:Is that all
Chris:No, I forgot to mention that the last person to get to the top will be automatically eliminated
Tigress:There it is
Confessional
Mya:Another sudden death, Chris is getting too comfortable with these
Chris:I commence this challenge officially started
Chris blows horn. Tigress, Alex, Logan, Kayla, Jack, Nickolas, Leia, and Kate, and Garth started climbing the mountain. While Po, Maria, Nichole, Christian, and Mya went to the junk pile. Mya walks over to Christian
Mya:Hey Christian, what you building
Christian:A rocket
Mya:Just for the mountain
Christian:Yep, I can give you a ride if you want
Mya:Sure, that'd be
Po:Can I have a ride too
Maria:Me too
Christian:Sure guys
Nichole:Can I have a ride
...
Christian:Weeeeeeellll
Nichole:Come on
Christian:It's just that...we don't like you
Nichole:I'll owe you one
Christian:No, you'll owe US one
Nichole:No way
Christian:Well then I guess you're not coming
Nichole:Alright, alright, fine
Christian:Cool
Confessional
Nichole:Climbings not my thing, and I'll do anything to win
Christian:I don't like her, the people reading this fanfiction don't like her, but hey, I'm a nice guy, so I'll let her tag along
Everyone else who chose to climb the mountain had to deal with the land mines and Chef. Lucky for them, they were dodging Chef's throws and avoiding the land mines in the mountain. Chef threw the book at Kayla but she dodged
Kayla:Not today Chef
Chef began to grow angry and decided to push a piano down on everyone. They saw this coming and they moved out of the way, barely dodging the piano
Confessional
Nickolas:Is he trying to kill us
Leia:Does Chris not realize that some of us could've just died
Garrh was climbing the mountain when his foot accidentally touched a land mine and he exploded off the mountain and hit the ground hard
Garth:Ow
Another explosion could be heard and Nickolas fell down, followed by Leia, Logan, and them Kayla. Chef began to laugh
?:Hey Chef
Chef turns around to see Tigress behind him
Chef:(Surprised)H-How did you get up here
Tigress:I'm a Kung fu master, I'm a master a stealth. So I guess I won
Chris comes in on a jetpack
Chris:Yep, and the next three people to make it up here will join you in the Spa Hotel
Just then Kate, Jack, and Alex climbed on the mountain
Chris:Well. Speak of the devils, Kate, Jack, Alex, you guys will join Tigress in the Spa Hotel
Alex:Sweet
Chris:Everyone else better hurry up
Confessional
Christian:Good thing I finished the rocket
Christian:Let's go guys
Nickolas sees everyone get on the rocket and thought he could use a ride himself
Nickolas:Hey guys, can I ride with you
Christian:Sure, we got room for one more
Nickolas gets on the rocket. He looks over and sees Nichole on the rocket
Nickolas:Um, why is Nichole riding with you guys
Christian:I said she could ride as long as she owes us in the future
Nickolas:Okay then
Christian:Blast off
Christian presses a button and they blast to the top
Christian:Yes
Chris:Logan, Garth, Kayla, Leia, you guys are the last four, you better hurry up
Confessional
Kayla:I AM NOT LOSING
Kayla pushes Logan, Leia, and Garth and quickly starts climbing the mountain
Leia:HEY!
Leia races up to catch Kayla. Logan and Garth followed. Leila and Kayla were trying to beat each other to the top, leaving Logan and Garth in the dust.
Kayla:Give it up, you'll never beat me
As soon as Kayla said that, she triggered a land mine and she fell. But she catches herself
Leia:Bye Kayla
Leia makes it to the top and Kayla growls. Logan was falling behind Kayla and Garth but then had an idea
Confessional
Logan:So I was falling behind, but then I remembered, leapfrog
Logan winded himself up and sprung up, landing on Garth's head, then sprung up again, landing on Kayla's head, then one last time and landed on the top. Unluckily for Kayla, the force of Loga pushing off of her knocked her down and she landed on Garth and they bothe fell on the ground
Chris:Garth and Kayla, one of you will be going home, get it together
Garth and Kayla glared at each and raced to the top. They were neck and neck with each other, until Kayla decided to do the most shameful thing you could do to a dude...punch him...in the balls. Kayla let Garth get ahead of her and she pulled her hand back and charged forward to his balls. Garth eyes widened and he quickly fell down and Kayla made it to the top. Everyone cringed (mostly the guys) as Garth fell down
Confessional
Nickolas:Oh, god
Christian:I haven't been punched, but I've been kicked in the balls...it's not very pleasant
Alex:That has too hurt
Po:I feel sorry for him. I too have been hit in the tenders
Logan:Bruh
Jack:Oh man
Garth is seen on the floor, squealing
At the docks-Night time
Chris:Tigress,mAlex, Jack, and Kate will be spending their night in the Spa Hotel. The rest of you will be spending your night in the cabins. But Garth, you will be going home tonight, get in the catapult.
Garth was still laying on the floor
Chris:Dang Kayla how hard did you punch him. He ain't never gonna have kids. Can someone put him in the catapult
Alex picked up Garth and put him in the catapult
Chris:See ya
Chris pulls lever and Garth is flung off
Chris:Well that wraps up another cringing episode of Total Drama. Will Kayla continue to punch her way through the challenges, will Nichole keep her promise to do a favor for Po, Maria, Mya, and Christian, and will Garth ever have kids in the future, find out the first two next time on
Total Drama Awesome