Episode 23:Build, Destroy, and Destroy some more
Chris:Last time on Total Drama Awesome, the campers were given the task of running to my mountain, Mount Chris-more, and climbing it, to which the first four to get to the top would spend the night in the Spa Hotel, and the last one to get to the top would be eliminated. Most people chose to climb the mountain and deal with Chef and the land mines, while others chose to make their way to the top by using the trash pile. Christian was building a rocket when Mya, Po, and Maria asked if they could have a ride, and he said yes of course. Nichole also asked if she could have a ride, and Christian said she could as long as she promised to do him, Po, Mya, and Maria a favor in the future. Everyone who chose to climb the mountain were doing well, until Chef threw a piano at them and Garth accidentally set off a land mine, which caused a chain reaction and caused Leia , Logan, Nickolas, and Kayla to fall down. Unbeknownst to Chef, Tigress had made to the top, and while he was distracted, Jack, Kate, and Alex also made it to the top. After Christian finished building his rocket, Nickolas asked if he could catch a ride, and of course, Christian said yes, and all of them blasted to the top. The only ones that were left were Kayla, Logan, Leia, and Garth. Kayla tried to get a head start by pushing the other three, but ended getting beat by Logan and Leia. Not wanting tom lose, Kayla let Garth get in front of her, only to punch him in the balls, causing him to fall, giving her to win, and Garth being sent home. We're almost there guys, only thirteen campers left, and we don't know what will happen on
Total Drama Awesome
Intro
Campgrounds
Chris:Alright guys, today's challenge is a challenge that has been done before
Tigress:Isn't almost every challenge that we've done been a challenge that has already been played before
Chris:Besides the point, today, you will be building bikes
Christian/Logan:Score
Chris:You will race the bikes once you are done building them at the Motor Cross track. You will be able to use anything in the tool shed over there
Camera rolls to a rusty, old, banged up tool shed
Chris:I'll be back in three hours to see your bikes, so, good luck
He leaves
Confessional
Logan:This is awesome, I'm great at building bikes, Alex and I used to build them all the time back home
Christian:I'm ready for this, as you could probably tell from the last challenge, I'm great at building stuff, so this should be a snap
Maria was having trouble building her bike. She looked over at Alex and saw that he was almost done...AND IT HAD ONLY BEEN THIRTY MINUTES! She decided to ask for help
Maria:Hey Alex, do you think you could help me
Alex:Sure, what do you need help with
Maria:With...everything
Alex:You never built a bike before
Maria:No
Alex:Well. do you have any idea what you want it to look like
Maria:Ummmmmmmm, no
Alex:Well then, we got some work to do
Confessional
Alex:Can't believe she doesn't know how to build a bike. Do you think she even knows how to ride one
Maria:I forgot to tell him that I don't know how to ride a bike
Christian walks over to Nichole
Christian:Hey Nichole, do you know where I could find a motor
Nichole:No, go away
Christian:Can you help me find one
Nichole:No
Christian:But you owe me one
Nichole stands up and faces Christian
Nichole:Christian, you should know better that I'd never owe you, Po, Maria, or Mya. You're so gullible
Christian:Nichole, Nichole, you should think twice about breaking you promise, because if there's one thing I don't like, it's people who don't keep their promises. And I get pretty pissed off when some one does
Nichole:Ha, and what are you gonna do about it, have you not seen what happened to Mark, Humphrey, Viper, Talera, Jahari, Leo, Riley, Amoly, Miley, Zack, Lily, Donny, and April. Mostly anyone that has ever crossed me or I have perceived as a threat, has went home, don't make yourself the next one
Christian:First off, I'm surprised you remembered all those names, second, you don't intimidate me
Nichole:You don't wanna go down this road
Christian:I'm ready, girl
Nichole:Fine, consider yourself public enemy number one
Christian:Let the games begin, round one has officially started
Christian backs away from Nichole and takes out a bolt from his back pocket. Nichole turns around to see her bike fall to the ground and break. Leia walks over to Nichole
Leia:Hey Nichole, you okay
Nichole:He's going down
Leia:Who, Christian
Nichole:Yes
Confessional
Nichole:He doesn't know who he's messing with
Christian:I strike the first blow, one point me
Tigress:So Po, I see you're finished with your bike, I'm guessing you knew how to make one
Po:No, but I've seen and rode one, so I just improvised and it came out awesome
Tigress:Great, can you tell me what this is
Tigress holds up the pedals
Po:The pedals
Tigress:Oh, right, right. Can you tell me what this is
Tigress holds up a steering wheel
Po:The steering wheel
Tigress:Oh, yes, of course
Po:Tigress, have you even seen a bike before
Tigress:Well, I've never had the time for-
Po:Oh MY GOD! You've never seen a bike
Tigress:Well no-
Po:Oh no, no, no, we got to fix this right now, let's go on a ride
Tigress:What
Po:Come on, it'll be fun
Tigress:But what about the challenge
Po:Forget about the challenge, you need to ride a bike, pronto
Tigress:I don't know-
Po:Come on Tigress, what's the worse that could happen
Confessional
Tigress:I suppose Po is right, it couldn't hurt to learn
Tigress gets on the bike with Po
Po:Great, let's go
Po starts pedaling really fast and Tigress starts screaming
About 2 hours and 5 minutes later
Chris:Okay guys, time is up, show me your bikes
After looking at some pretty good and not so pretty good bikes, Chris went and got a jar
Chris:Alright people, time for you to choose a name from this glass jar
Leia:Why
Chris:Because it contains all of your names and you will not be racing your bikes, you will be racing each others bikes so come on up and-
Chris notices Po and Tigress are missing
Chris:Anyone seen Po and Tigress
Everyone looks around and shrugs their shoulders
Chris:Oh well, all of you come up and choose a name
Alex-Logan
Logan-Kate
Kayla-Mya
Jack-Leia
Nickolas-Alex
Maria-Jack
Nichole-Nichole
Leia-Maria
Kate-Christian
Christian-Kayla
Mya-Nickolas
Nichole:Well, this is a coincidence, I got my own bike
Christian:I got Kayla's
Kayla:You better not crash it
Christian:No promises
Mya:Hey, I got Nickolas'
Nickolas:I got Alex's
Confessional
Nichole:I'm sure to win
Christian:I'm probably gonna crash it
Kayla:I swear to god if he-
Motor-Cross Track
Chris:Alright, everyone ready
Everyone nods
Chris:First four bikes to cross the finish line wins. Ready. Set. GO!
Everyone takes off from the finish line except for Maria, who is taking her sweet time. Alex takes the lead, followed by Logan, Kayla and Leia are side by side, and Kayla hit Leia and she crashed. Kayla laughed as Christian passes her. Kayla glares at him
Kayla:DO NOT CRASH IT
Christian:Don't worry I got-
BOOOOOOOOM! He crashed it
Kayla:Oh son of a-
Kayla crashes into Christian and they get passed by everyone else (except for Maria, who is still taking her sweet time)
Alex and Logan were still in the lead, until Logan finally passed Alex. He decided to taunt
Logan:Give it up Alex, you'll never beat me
Alex:Shouldn't you want me to beat you since I got your bike, oh, and you might want to look ahead
Logan turns around and sees a rock in his path and he crashed. Alex reaches the finish line and crosses it. Leia was closing in on second when a bolt from Maria's bike fell off
Confessional
Leia:She should've tightened it more
Leia spins out of control and crashes. Unlucky for the Nickolas and Mya, they were right behind Leia and they crashed into her. Luckily for Nichole, Jack, and Kate, they avoided the collision and crossed the finish line
Chris:And that's four, the people who are going to the second round are Nichole, Leia, Christian, and Logan. Since their bikes crossed the line, they will get a chance to spend the night in the Spa Hotel, but one of them will be eliminated
Leia/Christian/Logan/Nichole:What
Chris:Yep, another sudden death eliminations
Leia:I'm getting tired of these
Chris:Calm down Leia, this is the last sudden death challenge
Leia:Thank god
Maria is just getting to the finish line
Maria:What'd I miss
Christian:Me, Nichole, Logan, and Leia's bikes crossed the finish line first so we will compete for a chance to stay in the Spa Hotel and the last person to cross the finish line will be eliminated
Maria:Oh
Alex:What took you so long
Maria:I...don't know how...to ride...a bike
Alex:Really
Maria:Yeah
Alex:Well I could teach you
Maria:You will
Alex:Sure
Maria:Thanks, I really appreciate it
Alex:No problem
Chris:Let's get the second part of the challenge started
At the starting line
Chris:Are the four of you ready
They nod
Chris:Ready. Set. GO!
They take off. Logan quickly passes everybody in the beginning, and all of them were doing a pretty good job of not crashing into stuff for a change.
Nichole:This is too easy
A land mine explodes, but they move out the way
Leia:What the heck
Chris with megaphone:Yeah, watch out for the landmines
Christian:Land mines
Logan:Oh come on
The four of them are trying to dodge the landmines. Everywhere they went, a land mine had went off, it was like they were all over the beach. Nichole rides next to Leia
Nichole:Leia, I got a plan
Nichole whispers her plan to Leia
Leia:Got it
Nichole got on the opposite side of Christian and Leia got on the opposite side of Logan
Logan:What the heck
Leia:No hard feeling Logan
Logan:What
Leia purposely bumped into Logan and pushed him into the landmine, sending him into a nearby lake
Christian:Hey, what's the big deal
Nichole:This is what happens to people I don't like Christian
Christian:Crap
Nichole pushes Christian into a landmine and knocks him into some near by trees
Confessional
Nichole:Point, Nichole
Christian:And she strikes back, well played Nichole
Leia:Nice work
Nichole:Thanks, uh, Leia, look out
Leia:What
Leia turns around and sees a bush in front of her and crashes into it, giving Nichole the victory
Chris:And Nichole wins the challenge
Everyone:Booooooooo
Leia gets out of the bush and makes her way across the finish line
Leia:I may not have won, but at least neither of us have to go home
Chris:Well, not exactly
Leia:What do you mean
Chris:Well, since Christian and Logan both wiped out and didn't cross the line, it technically means that they weren't the last to cross the line, you were, which means you're going home
Leia:Wait what
Chris:You. Are. Going. Home
Leia:Nichole, help me out here
Nichole:Sorry, can't do anything about it
Leia:Oh come on, after all I've done for you ever since we started this alliance, I think you owe me
Nichole:Leia, we're sisters, you should know that I'd never help you out in the competition if I knew it would cost me immunity, so looks like you're going home
Leia:Are you serious right now, I've haven't even once said or done anything to you that was remotely mean, unlike other people
Nichole:And that's your problem, you may not be that nice, but you're too loyal for this competition
Leia:My problem, you can't even be nice too someone for less than five minutes without saying anything bad about them
Nichole:Look, I have invincibility and nothing gonna's change that, you should leave with your dignity in tact
Leia:You know what, I'm done, you may be my sister, but that doesn't change the fact that you are nothing but a backstabbing, lying little *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* I never once doubted you in this competition and unlike everyone else in this competition, I never said you were a bad guy, but they're right you really are a two-face backstabbing lying little *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* So unless you are just acting, you are the worse person on the planet right now, so you can go ahead and shove it so far up your *bleep*
Nichole:Oh, whatever
She walks away
Confessional
Christian:Dang, she told her
Logan:If only someone had been recording that. What am I saying, this is a reality show, they're always recording
Kate:That was so awesome
Leia:That felt so good
At the docks
Leia:Well I guess I'll see you all at the finale
Mya:Yeah see ya
Maria:We'll miss you
Leia:I'll miss you too
Christian:Sorry for breaking up that alliance with you
Leia:It's cool, I deserved it, I'll see you later, oh yeah, kick Nichole's butt
Christian:Don't worry, it will be kicked
Leia gets in the catapult
Chris:Bye Leia
Chris pulls lever
Leia:Aaaaaahhhhhhh
Chris:Well that wraps up another episode of Total Drama Awes-
Tigress:Aaaaaahhhhh
Tigress and Po come riding in on a bike and everyone's moves out of the way before they could hit them and Po and Tigress fall into the water
Po:That was cool