Episode 24:It's dark like a diamond in a mine
Chris:Last time on Total Drama Awesome, the campers had to built bikes to race in the Motor-Cross track. Many people were excited for the challenge, mostly Christian and Logan, while others didn't even know how to ride a bike, (cough) Tigress and Maria (cough). So Alex helped Maria with her bike and Po took Tigress on a wild ride. Christian asked Nichole if she could help him with something but she said no. Christian then said that she owed him but she still refused. Christian explained that he doesn't like people who don't keep their promises and that he's not intimidated by Nichole. Then began a rivalry that would shake this island to it's very core. During the first part of the challenge, the competitors had to ride each others bikes, and the first four bikes to make it across the finish line would go on to the next round. There were many losers, and many, many, crashes. But the four bikes that crossed the line were, Christian's, Nichole's, Leia's, and Logan's bike. In the final part of the challenge, Logan, Christian, Nichole, and Leia all raced to see who would come in first, and who would go home. Nichole told Leia to push Logan into a landmine and she did the same to Christian, knocking them off course. Leia and Nichole were celebrating when Leia crashed into a nearby bush. In the end, Nichole had came out on top. Leia congratulated Nichole and mentioned the fact that they were both safe, which was not true. She found out that since Logan and Christian didn't cross the line, that meant that she was the last person to do so, which meant she was going home. Leia pleaded for Nichole to help her, but she refused, leading to an intense argument between the two, and a lot of cursing from Leia. At the end of the day, Leia went home. This show is getting better by the day, survivor has nothing on us, who will come out on top in today's episode of
Total Drama Awesome
Intro
*Snoring*
Christian in his dream:No, , I didn't mean to get your daughter pregnant, I wore a condom, I don't know what happened. Sir please don't nuke me, sir please, SIR PLEASE. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Christian wakes up screaming
Christian:Oh my god, oh, what a nightmar-
Christian looks around to see that he's in a mine, and everyone else was asleep around him
Christian:What the heck
Christian walks over to Mya
Christian:Hey Mya, wake up
Mya stirs awake
Mya:Hey Christian, what's u-
Mya looks around
Mya:Um, why are we in a mine
Christian:I don't know, maybe we should wake everyone else up
Mya:Good idea
Christian and Mya wake everyone else up
Logan:How the hell did we end up in a mine
Maria:Hmmmmmm, I got it, remember what we had for dinner yesterday
-Flashback-
Dining Hall
Everyone's getting their dinner, turkey. They noticed that the turkey looked abnormal
Maria:Um, why is my turkey glowing
Chef:Just eat it
Maria:Okay, okay
Maria sits down and looks like she's gonna barf
Nickolas:Hey sis, what's wrong
Maria:Doesn't this turkey look weird to you
Nickolas:Yeah, but I didn't eat anything all day, so I don't really care
Maria shrugs and eats it
Spa Hotel
Nichole is about to have dinner, she looks at it is and see that it was turkey, but it looked weird
Nichole:Hmm, what kind of turkey is this
Nichole inspects the turkey and sees nothing really wrong with it. Her stomach growls
Nichole:Whatever, I'm hungry
She eats it
-Flashback ends-
Maria:Turkey makes you sleepy right, so mutated turkey must've knocked us out cold
Logan:What makes you think it was mutated
Maria:Did you see that turkey
Tigress:So this is part of the challenge then
Maria:Seems that way
Christian:Well shouldn't be something here that'll let us know that
Christian sits on a rock that tilts back. A monitor comes down
Chris:Hey guys, how was your nap
Nickolas:Terrible
Chris:That's what I like to hear, now as you might have noticed, you are in a mine
Logan:No kidding
Chris:Your challenge is for each of you to find one hidden diamond inside the mines. Then you must Ty to find your way out of the mines. The first person to bring me a diamond will win invincibility and gets to choose three people to accompany them in the spa hotel. The rest of the campers will go to the elimination ceremony
Alex:Any idea on where we might find the diamonds...or the exit
Chris:If I told you, it wouldn't be much of a challenge now would it
Tigress:I feel like you're not telling us something
Chris:Hmm, what am I missing (Chris puts his hand under his chin) oh yeah, you see there used to be this guy named Ezekiel that participated in this competition. Back in our Total Drama World Tour season, after being voted off, he never actually left the plane that we were on, and stayed in the cargo hold. He eventually turned feral after spending a long time down there and somehow found his way back to the island and has made a home in the mines. So, watch out for him
Confessional
Christian:This Ezekiel guy sounds, umm, not scary, but creepy
Kayla:I'm not scared of a feral freak
Nichole sees everyone get into groups
Confessional
Nichole:If I want to win this challenge, I'll need some help
Nichole walks over to Jack
Nichole:Hey Jack, I was wondering-
Jack:If I could help you find a diamond
Nichole:Yeah, how did you know
Jack:I know you
Nichole:So, will you
Jack:Sure, why not
Nichole:Oh come on Jack, if you help me we (Blink Blink) wait what did you say
Jack:I said why not
Nichole feels a little skeptical
Nichole:What's your gain
Jack:No gain, I don't trust you, but you're my sister, and if there's one thing I'm not,miss an a hole to my siblings, unlike some people
Jack gives Nichole a stern look
Nichole:(Chuckles) Oh
Jack:Plus, everyone else is already in a group
Nichole turns to everyone else. Jack was right, it was Po and Tigress, Logan with Maria and Alex, Kate and Christian, Nickolas and Mya were together, go figure, and Kayla was by herself, of course
Nichole:Alright then, I guess we're working together
Jack:I guess we are, for now
Confessional
Nichole:That was easier than I thought
Before they all went away, Nichole went over to Kayla
Nichole:Hey Kayla, listen, I have a plan
Kayla:What is it
Nichole whispers into Kayla's ear
Kayla:Ew, I'm not doing that
Nichole:Kayla listen, this will get you one step closer into winning the challenge and the competition, and if I happen to win this challenge, then I'll choose you as one of the three people to join me in the spa hotel
Kayla:Grrr, fine I'll do it
Nichole:Fantastic
Confessional
Nichole:If you're wondering what I whispered into Kayla's ear, well you're just gonna have to wait to find out
Kayla:I will not enjoy this
Po and Tigress
Po:Hey Tigress, don't you think that since we're nearing the end, that we should make allainces
Tigress:With who
Po:Well, how about Christian
Tigress:Too unfocused
Po:Kate
Tigress:Has too many issues to deal with
Po:Well who won't you mind making an alliance with
Tigress:I probably wouldn't mind Alex, he's focused most of the time and is a pretty strong competitor
Po:Well that's cool, we're friends anyway so that shouldn't be a problem
?:Hey guys
Po and Tigress turn around to see Maria, and Alex
Maria:Were you just talking about Alex
Tigress:We-
Po:Me and Tigress were just discussing on the idea that since we're nearing the end of the competition, if we should make an alliance. Hey where's Logan
Alex:He needed to take a whiz. So I'm guessing that you were talking about who you wanted to be in your alliance
Tigress:Correct
Alex:Well, you are right, it's getting close to the end, and it wouldn't hurt to be in an alliance
Po:So will you be in an alliance with us
Alex:Only if you let Logan and Maria be in it
Po:I'm fine with that. Tigress
Everyone turns to Tigress to wait for her answer
Tigress:Very well, they can be in it
Alex:Well then I guess I'm in
Po:Sweet
Maria:We better go get Logan
Logan:Aaaaaahhhh
Tigress:What was that
Alex:That was Logan, come on
They run over to where Logan took a whiz
Alex:He was right here
Maria:We should search for him
Tigress:Po, you search over there
Tigress turns around to see Po not there
Tigress:Po? Po? Where did he go off too
Just then a figure appeared behind all three of them and grabbed them
Tigress/Maria/Alex:Aaaaahhhh
Nickolas and Mya
Nickolas and Mya have been searching for thirty minutes now and have wound up with nothing
Nickolas:This is taking forever
Mya:Maybe we should split up
Nickolas:That's not gonna happen
Mya:Why not
Nickolas:Because I don't want you to get taken by that Ezekiel guy
Mya:Oh come on baby, nothing's gonna happen, I won't even go far
She gives him a kiss on the cheek and walks to another area while Nickolas smiles
Kayla:Hey Nick
Nickolas turns around to see Kayla
Nickolas:What's up
Kayla:I've been meaning to ask you something
Kayla slowly walks toward him. Nickolas backs up
Nickolas:Uh, Kayla, what are you doing
Kayla:You see, I've been holding back my feelings for a long time. And I've always wanted to tell you how I felt
Nickolas:What are you talking about
Kayla:I like you Nick
Nickolas' jaw drops
Confessional
Nickolas:What the heck is going on here
Kayla:I'm a good actress
Nickolas:Well, while I'm flattered, surprised, and a little freaked out, I have a girlfriend
Kayla:She can't give you what I can
Nickolas backs up against a wall and Kayla closes up on him
Kayla:Unconditional
Kayla's lips closes in on Nickolas'
Kayla:Loving
Kayla kisses Nickolas. Nickolas is in too much shock to do anything and just stands there with wide eyes. Mya comes back
Mya:Well I couldn't find any, did you have any (Gasps)
Mya eyes start to tear up, and Nickolas pushes Kayla away
Nickolas:Mya it wasn't-
Mya slaps Nickolas
Mya:How could you do this
Nickolas:You don't understand, she was-
Mya:Save it, we are so done
Mya runs off
Nickolas:Mya, wait
He runs after her
Kayla:That was horrible, never doing that again
Kayla wipes her lips
Kayla:I must say that I did a pretty good job-
She gets grabbed by an unknown figure. Meanwhile, Nickolas is still running for Mya, who has disappeared from his sight
Nickolas:Mya come back
Nickolas accidentally runs into a wall
Nickolas:Ow
Nickolas looks frantically for Mya
Nickolas:Mya. Mya where are you
As he continues looking, something drops from above him and grabs him
Kate and Christian
Both Christian and Kate have been searching for forty minutes and haven't come up with anything
Kate:Find anything yet
Christian:Nope
Kate:Well keep looking, we have to get to the exit before-
They hear some pebbles fall over
Kate:What was that
Christian:It came from behind that rock
Christian and Jack slowly walk towards the rock until Jack and Nichole pop out
Jack:Its just us
Kate:Oh Jack, it's just you and (coldly) her
Nichole:Nice to see you too Kate
Kate:Why did you partner with her
Jack:I-
Nichole:He doesn't have to tell you why
Kate:I am getting sick and tired of you
Christian:Guys, we don't need this negativity. It's a new day, can't you guys just get along for just a few seconds
Nichole:She's not the only one on my enemy list, Christian
Christian:Oh yes, I forgot, we're still tied up
Kate:You don't need to be a *bleep* to every else, especially Christian
Nichole:You can't tell me what to-
?:Screeeeech
Jack:What the heck is that
Christian:Slender man
Kate:Can't be, he's back on Boney Island
Jack:Then what was it
Nichole:Well I'm not gonna stay here to find out out
She turns around to run but bumps into a tall figure. It wasn't slenderman, it was a pale creature that was naked, np but it had no ding-a-ling
Jack:What is that
Christian:Nobody move
Kate:Why
Christian:That's a wendigo
Nichole:And how do you know this
Christian:I've played Until Dawn, I've seen these things before, they look more ugly in real life
Nichole:I'm getting out of here
Christian:Girl, you better not move
Nichole takes one step back
Wendigo:Screeeeeech
Everyone:Aaaaaaahhh
Confessional
Christian:I told her not to move
Center of the mines
The wendigo took Jack, Nichole, Kate, and Christian to the center of the mines and put them in a cage, along with everyone else and left
Maria:Hey guys, you made it
Kate:What happened to you guys
Po:We got taken by some sort of creature
Christian:It was a wendigo
Logan:A what
Christian:It's a creature that usually lurks in mines like this one and eats things like us
Tigress:And you know this how
Christian:I played the game Until Dawn, which had a lot of wendigo's in it. Oh yeah, and I watched episode 2 of the tv show Supernatural. Man that's a good show
Alex:Well since you're the expert how do we get out of here
Christian:Well wendigo's don't have noses so they react to movement, if you move you're dead, if you don't, then you have an okay chance of staying alive. What I want to know is why it hasn't killed us yet, not that it isn't a bad thing, but still, why
Kate:How did that thing even get down here
Christian:Well when someone resorts to cannibalism, then they usually turn into a wendigo
Jack:Wait a minute, do you think that, the wendigo that took us is Ezekiel
Christian:Could be
Logan:Hey guys look
Logan motions for everyone to look at some objects that were behind a rock. They were all diamonds
Kayla:That's great, now how do you suggest we get out of here so we can get them
Christian:Well since the wendigo's gone, we have a better chance to get out of here, now we-
Christian stops for a moment
Kate:What is it
Christian:Something seems wrong here
Christian looks around the cage and sees that Nickolas and Mya aren't standing together
Christian:Mya, Nickolas, why aren't you guys standing together
Mya:I'd rather not talk about it
Nichole:Oh please do
Mya glares at Nickolas
Mya:While Nickolas and I were searching for diamonds, I went off a=on my own to find some and when I came back, I found Nickolas here kissing Kayla
Everyone:WHAT!?
Logan:What the heck man
Nickolas:I didn't even do anything, it was Kayla that-
Alex:That's so not cool man. You don't cheat on your girlfriend
Nickolas:For the last time I didn't-
Mya:Let me ask you something Nickolas. Did you enjoy it? Did you enjoy her lips being pressed against yours
Nickolas:Mya I didn't-
Mya:You know what, forget it
Confessional
Mya:I still don't understand why he would cheat on me, and with Kayla
Christian:Bruh, that's messed up, can't believe they broke up. Monkey if you're watching this, you still owe me money
Maria:Why would he do that to her
Nichole:Now you know
Kayla:At least no one's mad at me. I have to say, this is one of the most genius plans Nichole has came up with
Tigress:Guys, let's just be focused on getting out of here
Christian:Right, right, now I need something to unlock the cage
Christian looks around for something
Tigress:Uh, Christian
Christian:Yeah
Tigress opens the cage door
Christian:Oh, let's go, and keep your eyes out for the wendigo
They all sneak out of the cage and grab the diamonds
Christian:We need to find a way out of here
They all look around until Maria sees someone mine carts
Maria:Look everyone some mine carts
Christian:Great, let's get the heck out of here
They all get into the mine carts while Alex stands behind the carts and gets ready to push them
Christian:Chris, here we come
Wendigo:Screeeeeeech
Kate:Uh oh
They all turn around and see the wendigo coming straight for them
Christian:Let's go
Alex hurries and pushes the carts and hops in just before the wendigo could get to him. But the wendigo till chased them
Logan:Christian, how do we get rid of it
Christian:The only way to kill a wendigo is to burn it
Christian looks around and sees a barrel with oil flowing out of it
Christian:Anyone got a lighter
Alex:I do
Christian:Great, throw it at that oil barrel
Alex lights up the lighter
Alex:Let's hope this works
He throws it at the barrel and it lights on fire, killing the wendigo and blasting them out of the mines. Chris was sitting outside drinking some lemonade when they came flying out. Coincidentally, Nichole dropped her diamond and it landed in front of Chris
Chris:And Nichole wins the challenge
Nichole:(Weakly)Yay
Everyone else:(Weakly)Awwwww
Chris:So how did you guys enjoy the challenge
Kate:Are you serious, you know we could've just died in there
Chris:That's not my problem
Tigress:Um, I think it is
Chris:No it's not
Chris holds up a contract
Chris:Because the contracts that you all signed says that I'm not liable to any injuries that you substain in the game, including death, so that's not my problem
Chris finishes drinking his lemonade and throws it away
Chris:Anyways, since Nichole won the challenge, she gets to choose who will stay in the spa hotel with her. So Nichole, who you bringing
Nichole:I'll bring Jack, Kayla, and Mya
Mya:No way am I going in with her
Mya points to Kayla
Chris:Sorry Mya, but if Nichole chose you, the you have to go in the spa hotel
Mya:Fine
The four of them walk to the spa hotel but not before Mya gives Nickolas a glare
Chris:The rest of you figure out who you want to vote off
Campfire Ceremony
Chris:You guys have all cast your votes and made your decision, you better hope you get a marshmallow or else you'll be taking a ride on the hurl of shame
Tigress:let's get this over with
Chris:First marshmallow goes to-
Confessional
Po:Sorry man, but what you did was wrong
Tigress:Even though what Nickolas did was wrong, I'm not voting for him, I'm voting for-
Alex:See ya later man
Logan:Not voting for Nickolas, just so you know
Nickolas:There's a likely chance that I'll be going home tonight, but I'm just gonna vote for-
Maria:I can't vote for Nickolas he's my brother, but everyone else is my friend so I'll won't be voting tonight
Kate:Sorry
Christian:Nickolas is the homie, I can't do him like that, plus I don't even think he kissed Kayla, so I'll just have to vote for-
Chris:Maria
Po
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Tigress:Phew
Nickolas:Knew it, I'll see you guys later, oh and tell Mya I did not kiss Kayla, she kissed me, and I did not enjoy it
Logan:We'll be sure to tell her that
Nickolas gets in the catapult
Chris:Bye
Nickolas:Aaaaaahhhhhh
Spa Hotel
Mya is watching from one of the windows and sees Nickolas get flung off. She lets out a sign and closes the curtains
P.S. Longest chapter I've ever written
