Episode 27:War of 2016
Chris:Last time on Total Drama Awesome, the competitors had to compete in challenges that would show how much they really trust each other. Five people had to choose partners. Jack got Alex, Kayla got Tigress, Kate got Logan, Christian got Po, and Mya got Nichole. The first challenge was a climbing challenge were one person would have a harness strapped to them while their partner would hold them up to keep them from falling. They were all doing well until some explosions went off and some people fell. And the salsa that I sprayed at the harness holder's face probably didn't help. Needless to say, Jack and Alex won the first challenge. The second challenge was a William Tell, where one person who was blindfolded had to slingshot an apple at their partner and knock an arrow off their head. No one seemed to have get anything, and Christian got the really bad end of an apple. Nichole began to get annoyed and told Mya told actually start trying so they would win the challenge. Who knew this would accidentally give them the win. In the next challenge, the teams that were left had to go through a maze, with one person in the maze and one person guiding them. Thanks to Tigress and Kayla's lack of communication and Po's lack of direction, Logan and Kate won the challenge. In the last challenge, it was Tigress and Kayla vs Po and Christian. Even though they hated each other, Tigress and Kayla managed to get along for the duration of the challenge, while Po and Christian...well just worked together. The last challenge was a sled race down a hill where the driver was blind and a navigator had to tell them where to go. After dealing with explosions, Tigress and Kayla won the challenge. At the Campfire Ceremony, it was between Christian and Po, and our favorite Panda was voted off. We only have nine left, and be prepared for a challenge that will have blood, sweat, and tears in the brand new episode of
Total Drama Awesome
Intro
Campgrounds
Chris:Hello campers, hope you slept well
Logan:If you call having chronic back pains in the morning as "well"
Logan stretches his back
Logan:Then yeah
Chris:Good, because you're gonna need all your strength for today's challenge
Kayla:Which is
Chris:A war challenge
Alex:You mean the guns, cannons, and land mines, type of war
Chris:Yes
Alex:(Sarcastically) Well good
Chris:There will be two teams in this challenge
Tigress:Okay, seriously, what's the point of calling it a merge if we're still doing team challenges
Chris:Calm down now, this is the last team challenge for the rest of the game
Kayla:Thank god, I hate working with others
Christian:Yeah, we noticed
Chris:As for the teams, we will be having a time-honored battle, Boys Vs Girls. Kate, Nichole, Kayla, Tigress, and Mya are one team and Alex, Jack, Logan, and Christian
Boys:Cool/Awesome/We're gonna win this
Girls:Oh come on/I have to be with them/This sucks
Confessionals
Nichole:Even though we have more members, the guys are more than likely to win since we have alot of...issues within our group. We're gonna have to learn to get along
Jack:We got this. The girls have a lot of friction in their group. They're not going to be able to work together
Mya:So where are the supplies
Chris:They're some where in the forest
Jack:And you expect us to find them
Chris:Why, yes, of course
Kate:And I'm guessing that you're not gonna tell us where they are
Chris:Nope, they're are five guns, and two canons out in the forest, each filled with leaches that will drain the life out of you. Once you find them, be free to use them against the other team
Mya:Wait, but that's only seven weapons, it's not even enough for all of us
Chris:First come, first serve
Logan:You just love making these challenges hard for us don't you
Chris:Yes I do, but I'll help you out, you see, there are land mines in the forest, but if you get close to it then it will start beeping. That will help you not step on one and blow up
Nichole:(Sarcatically) Thanks for the heads up
Chris:You're welcome, get going
Confessional
Christian:I've seen a lot of war movies. G.I. Joe and American Sniper will help us out a lot
In the forest-Girls
Tigress:Alright girls, here's what we need to do-
Kayla:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...wait, who said you were team leader
Tigress:Well, I am the most qualified to lead the team
Kayla:That's some bull and you know it. I'll lead
Mya:That's not gonna happen
Kayla:Then who's gonna lead, you
Kate:No, I am
Kayla:Oh hell no
Kate:And why not
Kayla:Because you-
Nichole:SHUT UP!
Everyone gets quiet
Nichole:Let's be honest here, I don't like you, you don't like me, and you might not like each other, but we can't be fighting like this if we want to win. We have to get our act together. If we don't, then the boys are going to beat us
Kate:As much as I hate to admit it, Nichole's right
Nichole:Of course I'm right
Kate:Don't push it. If we can;t get along, then we don't even stand a chance
Tigress:Yeah, who knows how the guys are doing right now. For all we know, they could've already found some weapons
Confessional
Mya:And she jinxed it
Boys
Tigress was right. The guys had already found three guns and one canon
Alex:Who knew that this would be so easy
Jack:Chris needs to come up with harder challenges
Logan:Watch out dude, land mine
Jack moves aside
Christian:We need to focus on finding the girls
Logan:How. We don't even know where they are
Jack:We have to be smart about this. Maybe we should look out in the trees
Logan:Dude, we're not Monkey's
Jack:I know that, but it's probably the best thing to do if we want to get the drop on the girls
Logan:I guess your right. Let's go
Jack, Logan, and Christian climb a tree
Alex:I'll see if I can find them from down here
Christian:You just want to operate the canon don't you
Alex:Yes. Yes I do
They all leave
Girls
The girls were getting along better than they were a while ago. Sure there was an argument every now and then but they still managed to stay focused on the challenge. Nichole walked over to Tigress
Confessional
Nichole:The way I see it, I have three problems that I want to get rid of. Kate, Mya, and Christian. I don't know who's gonna get voted off if the boys lose, but if we win, I have to make sure I don't get voted off. Obviously Kayla will vote with me because she doesn't like Kate or Mya either, but I need one more vote to seal the deal
Nichole:Hey Tigress, I need to talk to you
Tigress:What about
Nichole:Who we're going to vote off if we lose
Tigress:We're not gonna lose
Nichole:I said "if" we lose, I think we should vote off Mya or Kate
Tigress:Why
Nichole:Well, for one, their fan favorites, two, Kate had good leadership skills that could get her further in the game, and three, Mya is super nice, which could get her furhter because everyone likes her. Think about it
Nichole walks away
Confessional
Tigress:Nichole does have a point, it would be a great idea to vote them off now before they get any further
Tigress continues to look until she finds the other canon
Tigress:Excellent. Hey guys, I found a canon
Mya:I found a gun
Kate:I found one too
Chris over loudspeaker:All weapons have been found. The game is on
Tigress:Let's go
Boys
Logan:You heard that
Jack:Yes, which means the girl have two guns and a canon
Christian:Yeah, but we have three guns and a canon
Jack:But we should still stay in the trees just to be safe
Christian:True. True
Logan here's some footsteps and looks down
Logan:(Whisper) Hey guys look
Jack and Christian look down and see the girls
Logan:This is too easy
Kate:We know you're their guys
Logan, Jack, and Christian get confused looks
Christian:(Whisper) How did they know
Jack:No idea. Come on, we got to move
Jack, Christian, and Logan begin to leave, but Logan accidentally steps on a loose branch and it falls down. The girls all look up, realizing that the guys were in the trees
Mya:Found you
Mya and Kate shoot the trees for about thirty seconds until Tigress told them to stop
Tigress:Stop
Kate:Wh-
Tigress:Ssshhh
They wait a little bit until they see Logan fall from the trees with leaches all over him
Logan:Moooooooooooan
Mya:That's one down, three to go
They here rustling in a bush and walk over to it
Nichole:Come out, come out
Christian in his head:Oh crap, what the heck am I going to do, I could call for Jack but I would probably get shot, I could run, but without a distraction it's useless. Wait a minute distraction, I got an idea. Enie Meenie Miney, wait what am I saying, this is not the walking dead season six finale. Let's do this
Christian throws his gun at the girls and makes a run for it. Kayla picks up his gun and chases him. Every thing is in slow motion now, Christian looks back at a pursuing Kayla. Kayla cocks up the gun and fires. The leach slowly gets closer to Christian and bop, it latches on to his back. Christian goes down on his knees and falls to the ground. Kayla runs up to him
Kayla:Was all that really neccisary
Christian:Yes, people love this dramatic stuff
Christian gets up
Christian:See ya
He holds up the deuce sign and leaves
Kayla:Okay then
Confessional
Kayla:He is weird
Kayla walks back to her team
Kayla:I got him
Tigress:Good, only two more to go
Tigress here's some rustiling in the bushes
Tigress:Look ou-
A ball of leaches were fired and hit Tigress
Kate:Oh crap
Two more leaches were fired and hit Mya and Nichole in the face
Kayla:Not good
Alex and Jack step out from the bushes
Jack:Hey girls
Alex:How you doing
Kayla:Crap
Alex:No hard feelings right
Alex shoots his canon
Kayla:Not today
Kayla pulls Kate in front of her and she gets shot
Kayla:Sorry Kate, but I'm not getting out
Kayla quickly runs to her canon while Jack and Alex shoot at her. Alex nods at Jack and Jack leaves while Alex keeps shooting. Unfortunately he ran out of ammo
Kayla:Sorry Alex, but you lose
Alex:I don't think so
Alex points behind Kayla. She turns around and gets shot by Jack
Chris over loudspeaker:Game over, the boys win the challenge. Looks like the girls will be going to the elimination ceremony
Kayla:Seriously
Kate:Hey Kayla
Kayla:Huh
Kayla turns around and gets punched in the face by Kate and falls down
Kate:That's for getting me pelted with leaches
Elimination Ceremony
Chris:Well I guess this proved that boys are in fact better than girls. You all casted your votes and made your decision, and tonight, one of you will be going home. The first marshmallow goes to-
Confessional
Kate:Since Kayla decided to push me in her way and get me pelted by dozens of leaches, I'm voting for her. I asked Tigress to vote with Mya and I earlier so she is gone
Mya:I still haven't gotten over her kissing my boyfriend, plus she got Kate pelted by dozens of leaches
Nichole:If you're wondering who I'm voting out tonight, (chuckles) well you'll just have to wait and see. Hopefully Tigress votes with me like I asked of her
Kayla:No one punches me and gets away with it. She's lucky I'm only voting her off
Tigress:To be honest, I don't know what to do. Kayla really annoys me and I want to vote her off, but then again I have to be smart about my voting choices. I don't know
Chris:Tigress
Nichole
and Mya
He hands them marshmallows
Chris:Kate and Kayla, this is the final marshmallow of the evening and it goes to
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Kayla
Kayla:Yes
Kate:What!?
Chris:Looks like you're done Kate
Kate:But me, Mya, and Tigress all voted for Kayla. Didn't you guys?
Mya:Yeah I did
Tigress:...
Kate:Tigress
Tigress:I'm sorry
Kate:Did you really vote with them
Tigress:Kate, if you would just liste-
Kate:You know what, forget it, I'm out, I accept that, I'll see you later Mya
Mya:Bye Kate
Kate gets in the catapult
Chris:Later Kate
Chris pulls lever
Kate:Aaaaaaahhhhhhh
Chriis:What's gonna happen with only eight campers left,you'll just have to find out on the next episode of
Total Drama Awesome