Episode 29:Haute Camp-Taur 2
Chris:Last time on Total Drama Awesome, the competitors were tasked with finding gems that was the color of their fur/skin. Unfortunately for Kayla, she went off to find one right before she heard that valuable information. Maybe she sped off because the last person to find a gem would go home. Kayla was having a hard time finding a gem, so she decided to steal everyone else's, but even I have to say that she was out of line. She punched Tigress, knocked out Mya and Jack with a shovel, pushed Christian off a cliff, pushed Logan into a pit, fought Alex, threw dirt in his face, and knocked him out with a branch. Kayla made her way back to the campgrounds with everyone else's gems, except for Nichole's, who was already at the campgrounds. After gloating about winning, I told her that she didn't exactly win. She of course asked what I meant, and I told her that if she would've stayed and listened, she would've found out that you had to find a gem that was your fur color, and she had brought me everyone else's, making her last place, and eliminating her. Everyone celebrated afterwards. After a few words said by Christian at the docks, Kayla was sent home in style. After what happened yesterday, we decided to give our campers the day off, while we explore to where all our former rejects have been sent off to. Where did they end up after being flinged off into the sunset, find out right now, on
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Intro
Chris appears is in front of the camera in front of a big suite
Chris:Welcome to Camp De-Losers. It is here, where all of the campers you've seen get flung off have been staying. If your asking yourself well how did they get here, don't worry about it. All that matters is that they're here, we're going to be asking them questions about the things that have happened recently in Total Drama Awesome. Let's go
Camera rolls to the inside of the Resort, where everyone is doing there own thing
At the pool
Miley, Venus, Lily, and Todd are sitting in chairs above the pool while Nickolas and Garth are swimming
Venus:This place is just great, isn't it
Miley:It really is, it's doe wonders for my scales
Lily:This is way better than that dusty old summer camp
Chris:Do you feel disappointed that you didn't make it further than you did
Lily:Not really, I didn't mind going home
Venus:Same for me
Miley:And me
Todd:I wouldn't have minded going a little bit further but I guess it's just...whatever you know
Nickolas and Garth get out of the pool
Nickolas:Well I should've stayed in, I was voted off for something I didn't do, all thanks to my sister and Kayla
Chris:Garth, how you feeling
Garth:Alright, my nuts don't hurt anymore
Lily:Good thing too
Lily walks over to Garth and kisses him
Todd:Get a room
Tiffany is getting a manicure
Tiffany:Ah, this is the life
Chris:Tiffany, if you could have one person here right now, who would it be
Tiffany:Anyone, hmmm, it would probably be my boyfriend back home. Hey babe, if you're watching this, I miss you
Chris:Not exactly what I meant but okay
Hot Tub
Humphrey and Kate are making out in the hot tub
Chris:Looks like Humphrey and Kate are happy to be reunited
Buffet Table
Po is eating mostly all the food
Po:Oh my god, this food is so good
Jahari:Dang Po, slow down, you're gonna choke yourself
Po:Don't be ridicu-*GAG*GAG*GAG*
Jahari:Oh crap
Jahari grabs Po's waist an performs the Heimlich maneuver and removes the food out of his throat
Po:Thanks Jahari
Jahari:No prob
Chris:So Jahari, Po, if you could say anything to any of the remaining contestants, what would it be
Po:I would tell Tigress to keep being awesome and win the whole thing
Jahari:I would tell Nichole that she's a little *bleep*. But some people already beat me to it
Chris:Yes they did
At the grill
Zack:Hey Amoly, those Hot Dogs almost ready
Amoly:As a matter of fact they are
Amoly hands Zack a hot dog
Zack:Oh good, Iv'e been dying for a hot dog
Zack taste the hot dog and gets a disgusting look on his face
Amoly:Zack?
Zack gags a little and covers his mouth, then runs over to a bush and throws up
Amoly:Huh, guess I didn't add enough grass
Chris:Amoly, are you happy with who made it to the final seven
Amoly:Oh for sure, I'm even happy for Nichole
Zack walks back to the grill
Zack:What was in that
Amoly:Don't worry about it, Chris wants to know if you're happy with who made it to the final seven
Zack:Yeah, I guess, I mean, besides Nichole, I'm happy for everyone that made it
Zack starts to gag and throws up again
Amoly:That's gross
Ron, Mark, and Kyle are relaxing in some pool chairs
Ron:I'm so relieved that I got out, nothing is better than this
Mark:You said it
Kyla:What's up people out there in the world, Kyle here and I got some fresh new bling
Kyle shows everyone a gold necklace with the letters K and L
Ron:Kyle, please sit down and stop making a fool out of yourself
Kyle:You just a hater
Mark:Why are we friends again
Ron:No idea
Kayla:*Growl*
Ron, Mark and Kyle duck when a light post comes flying at them. Camera rolls to Kayla, who is destroying almost everything in sight
Chris:Kayla, what do you think went wrong in the last challenge you were in
Kayla:(Angrily) Are you seriously asking me that, I didn't screw up, you screwed up, you didn't tell me that I had to get a gem that was my fur color
Chris:I tried, but you left before I could
Kayla:*Growl*
Kayla punches the camera
Gym
Leia is doing pull-ups, Leo is running around the gym, Raph and Lorata are punching body bags
Chris:Leo, Leia, Raph, and Lorata, you all were doing well in the competition, what do you think went wrong
Leia:For me it was trusting Nichole
Leo:For me, it was allowing Donny to form an alliance with her
Leia:If Nichole was here right now, I would probably woop her a**, even if she is my sister
Raph:I'd had to say my bad attitude
Lorata:Same goes for me
Leo:But I'm actually kind of glad that I'm out tho, all those challenges that some of the other guys went through, I'm not sure I could handle them
Leia:I know what you mean
Pool
Donny is sitting in a pool chair while watching Casey and April make out. He hangs his head and signs
Chris:Donny
Donny:Huh, oh, hey Chris
Chris:Question, if you could change one thing that you did in the competition, what would it be
Donny:Isn't that obvious, forming an alliance with Nichole. I would take that back in a heart beat
Chris walks over to Casy and April
Chris:Hey guys
April and Casey:Hey Chris
Chris:I got a question for you
Casey:Shoot
Chris:If you were to share the million dollars with anyone if you were still in and won, who would it be
Casey:Obviously, I would share it with April here
April:And I would share it with Casey
Casey:Aww, thanks babe
They smile at each other and kiss. Donny gags in the distance
Mikey, Crane, Viper, Talera, Monkey, Mantis, and Riley are playing spin the bottle. Viper spins the bottle and it lands on Crane
Monkey:Ooo, Viper and Crane, you know what you have to do
Crane:Come on guys, we don't have to
Talera:Oh come on, just do it
Mikey:Yeah
Mantis:Show everyone at home you and Viper locking lips
Crane:I'm not sure-
Viper coils herself around Crane and kisses him. Mikey, Talera, Mantis, Monkey, and Riley start cheering
Riley:That's how you do it
Chris:How you doing guys
Riley:Fine
Chris:If you had to choose one camper to kiss that's still in the competition, who would it be
Riley:Well since Christian's the only human still in, I guess I choose him
Mikey:Probably Mya, she's the nicest
Monkey:Same here
Mantis:Me too, I'm definitely not kissing Tigress or Nichole
Crane:Mya
Viper:I have to say Jack, he seems pretty cool
Talera:I'd kiss Jack too
Massage Room
Maria and Joshua are getting massages
Maria:Oh yeah, that feels good
Joshua:You said it
Chris walks in
Chris:Hey guys
Joshua:Chris is that you
Chris:Yes
Joshua:Oh, well then please go away, I'm too relaxed to deal with any stress
Chris:I just wanna ask you a question
Joshua:No
Maria:Let's just see what the question is Josh
Joshua:Ugh, fine, what's the question
Chris:Very simple, who would you want to be in the final two with if you were still in
Maria:Id have to say my brother Jack or my boyfriend Alex
Joshua:Most likely Christian, he's my friend, and it would be interesting to see who would win out of him and I
Chris:Good to know
At the Pool-Night time
Everyone is sitting around the pool, either talking to each other or swimming
Riley:This place is great
Miley:Nothing could make this better
Mikey:Or can it, look over there
A boat comes in and a pizza delivery guy steps off with 12 boxes of pizzas
Miley:Woah, Mikey did you order that
Mikey:Yes I did. 12 boxes, 96 pizzas, 33 hungry animals/people
Once the pizza guy gives Mikey the pizza, everyone hurries up and gets a slice. After eating almost all the pizza, everyone is just chilling out
Nickolas:That was good
Leia:It sure was
Chris walks in with a slice of pizza in his hands
Po:Yo dude, is that the last slice of pizza
Chris:Yes it is
Po:Can I have it
Mikey:No, let me have it
Zack:No give it to me
Amoly:I want it
Chris:Silence, if you want this pizza, all you have to do is massage my feet
Maria:Eww, I'm not doing that
Humphrey:No one wants to massage your crusty feet man
Joshua walks up to Chris
Joshua:I'll do it
Jahari:Really Joshua
Joshua:What, I want some more pizza
Chris takes off his shoes, revealing feet with over grown toenails, and some dirt
Chris:Get massaging
Joshua:On second thought, I think I'll just sit back down
Joshua briskly moves away from Chris and sits back down
Chris:Suit yourself
Chris puts his shoes back on and eats the pizza
Chris:So, how are you guys enjoying the resort
Mark:It's awesome
Monkey:It rules
Lily:Very soothing
Kayla:I hate it
Everyone looks at Kayla with disbelief
Kayla:What
Todd:What is wrong with you
Kayla:Shut up, I shouldn't even be here
Kate:Oh what Kayla, still feeling mad about getting last place and losing your chance at a million dollars
Kayla growls and tackles Kate into the water. Nickolas, Garth, and Leo separate the two of them
Chris:While I love this tension here, it's time for the ultimate question
Viper:Which is
Chris:Who do you want to win Total Drama Awesome
Zack:My homie Christian
Jahari:I go with Christian too
Tiffany:Me three
Rikey:Me four
Joshua:Make that five. He's representing all the humans right now
Chris:Okay, anyone else
Venus:Definitely Mya
Miley:Oh yeah, definitely Mya
Leia:While some might expect me to say Mya or Jack, I would have to go with Alex, he's arguably one of the toughest competitors in the competition right now
Po:Next to Tigress tho, she's hardcore
Monkey:Po's right, she's the toughest person I know
Maria:I know it's a bit cliche but I want my boyfriend to win
Lorata:He's rough, tough, and isn't afraid to get into a fight, I like his style
Raph:Same here
Mark:I'd have to say Jack
Talera:Me too
Amoly:Ooo, I wouldn't mind if Logan wins
Nickolas:Hopefully my girl Mya picks up the win
Kayla:Out of all the campers, I'd have to say Nichole is the one I tolerate the most
Kate:Well no one cares what you think
Kayla growls
Kate:I say Jack
Huphrey:Me too
Ron:You're not just following your girlfriend, are you Humphrey
Humphrey:No way, I'm a guy with my own opinion
Ron:Okay right, anyways, I say Christian should win
Casey:I'd like to go with the wild card and say that Logan would win
Todd:That's true, he is a wildcard
Kyle:Definitely Logan
Mikey:Well I want Christian to win, he's the funniest guy on there right now
Donny:While I do agree with Mikey that Christian is quite hilarious, he also has a mind set that isn't like anyone else in the competition
Tiffany:That's Christian for you
Garth:Jack's definitely gonna win
Lily:I'll go with Jack also
April:If I had to choose, it would probably be Christian
Chris:You all have different opinions, now let's see if those opinions will be a deciding factor in tonight's vote, you will all have a say to who you want to join you here tonight
Crane:I wouldn't mind having Logan here
Viper:I wouldn't mind having Logan here either
Ding. Ding
Maria:Crane. Viper
Viper:Why did you say Logan's name
Ding
Viper:Well he asked who we wanted to be here and we just said who-
Nickolas:He means who do you want to eliminate from the competition
Crane:Oh, well then we take it back
Chris:No take backsies, Logan has three
Maria:Wait three, but Crane and Viper only said Logan's name twice
Ding
Chris:Everytime someone says a persons name that is still in the competition, that person gets a vote, you just said it twice too Maria
Maria face palms
Chris:It is what it is
Humphrey:Someone say anyone's name that isn't Logans
Ding
Humphrey:Dang it
Garth:Someone say someone else
Amoly:Dont worry no one else is gonna say Logan
Ding
Zack:Amoly
Amoly:No you can't vote for me, you have to vote someone that's in the final seven like Logan
Ding
Everyone:NO
Riley:Ok seriously guys, no one say Logan
Ding
Riley covers her mouth
Parrot:*Squawk*Logan
Ding
Chris:That's nine
Ron:Chris that was a parrot, it probably doesn't even know who Logan is
Ding
Parrot:*Squawk*Logan
Chris:Eleven
Todd:Why does everyone keep saying Logan
Ding
Kate:Todd
Todd:What, all I said was Loga-oops
Ding
Chris:Thirteen
Todd:Wait a minute, I didnt even say Logan's name fully the second time
Ding
Todd:Oh god dammit
Chris:If you almost say a persons name, it still counts
Mantis:Kind of crap is that
Parrot:*Squawk*Logan
Ding
Jahari:Can someone please make that parrot stop saying Logan
Ding
Jahari:Crap
Parrot:*Squawk*Polly want a Logan
Chris:Seventeen
Back at camp
Logan I soundly sleeping in the cabins when Chef kicks the door down
Logan:What the-
Chef grabs Logan, brings him to the docks, and puts him in the catapult
Logan:What's happening here
Chef:Simple, you're being eliminated
Logan:Wait what
Chef pulls the lever
Logan:Aaaaahhhhhhh
Resort
Zack:Man we really screwed up didn't we
Leo:Yes, yes we did
Venus:Wait, you guys here that
Everyone stays quiet for a little bit until eye hear screaming
Nickolas:Is that screaming
Kate:Where is it coming from
Suddenly, they all get splashed by something diving into the pool. Logan appears above the water, panting
Logan:What the hell
Maria:Hey Logan
Logan turns around and sees everyone
Logan:Hey guys, mind telling me what the hell is going on
Amoly:You see, Chris told us that we had to vote someone off, and then we all kept saying your name by accident and you ended up getting the most votes and I'm guessing Chef put you in the catapult and flung you here
Logan:...Well okay then
Nickolas:Listen Logan, we didn't mean to vote you off
Logan:It's cool, all I want to do right now is dry off and go back to bed
Logan leaves
Chris:and that wraps up another fantastic episode, with only six people left, can you expect what's gonna happen next, of course you can't, that's why you'll have to tune in next time on
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