Episode 30:?
Chris:Last time on Total Drama Awesome, we took some time off from our original programming, and explored where all of our losers were staying. Many of them were enjoying their time at the resort, while others *cough*Kayla*cough*cough*, not so much. I went around asking them questions about the competition and who they thought was gonna win. In a shocking twist, the losers were given a chance to vote off anyone that was still in the competition, but accidentally eliminated the wrong person i.e Logan. Today, we're back to our original programming, what will happen on this brand new episode of
Total Drama Awesome
Intro
Night time-Campgrounds
Chris walks in the middle of the campgrounds and blows a horn
Everyone:Aaaaahhhh
Everyone rushed out of their sleeping quarters and to the campgrounds
Christian:What is it, did something happen
Chris:Yeah, I didn't get my warm milk before bed
Tigress:What
Chris:Chef usually brings me warm milk before I go to bed, but he's no where to be found
Nichole:So what does that have to do with us
Chris:For your challenge, you will have to find Chef
Alex:Why
Chris:Because I'm sleepy, and I want my warm milk
Mya:Can't you just do it yourself
Chris:What do I look like, an intern, no because they're missing to, I need you to find them as well
Jack:What's the prize if we win
Chris:Why immunity of course
Nichole:You're gonna have to do better than that
Chris:Ugh, fine, if you win, you get to bring one person into the Spa Hotel with you, you will also get permanent residence in the Spa Hotel, and you get to choose who to eliminate tonight
Tigress:That's a prize worth fighting for
Alex:Yes it is
Everyone looks at Nichole
Nichole:What
Confessional
Tigress:Now that Kayla's gone, there's still one person that needs to be eliminated, Nichole
Nichole:Of course, they looked at me because they're gonna send me hone if one of them wins, well that's not gonna happen
Chris:Get going
They leave
In the forest
Mya:Hey guys, how about we all help each other find Chef and the interns, then it's all fair game
Alex:That's cool, let's split up, we'll cover more ground
Christian:Are you crazy, we are not splitting up, every time a group in a horror movie splits up, somebody dies
Jack:What's the worse that could happen
Christian:Somebody dies
Tigress:You watch a lot of horror movies don't you
Christian:I'm just getting a creepy vibe from this whole situation
Alex:Dude, stop being a little pussy, listen, I'll go with Tigress, Jack will go with Mya, and Christian will go with Christian
Christian and Nichole look at each other
Nichole:Can I get a different partner
Alex:Just deal with each other, for now
Everyone leaves except for Christian and Nichole
Christian:Well I guess we're stuck with each other
Nichole:I guess we are, unfortunately
Confessional
Christian:I'm gonna die with Nichole as my only witness...hell no
Nichole:Great, now I have to deal with Christian
Christian and Nichole are walking in the forest
Christian:So...how you doing
Nichole looks at Christian with a "Really Nigga" expression on her face
Confessional
Nichole:Please don't tell me he's trying to make smalltalk
Christian:Okay, never mind then
They continue to walk without talking
Christian:This is awkward
Nichole:That's one thing we can agree on
Christian:Can we at least try to get along for now
Nichole:Hmm, let me think...how about, no
Christian:Why are you just so-
Christian hears something behind him and looks behind him only to find nothing
Christian:Nichole, I think we should get out of here
...
Christian:Nichole?
Christian turns around and sees that Nichole is not there
Christian:That girl left me
A wolf howls in the distance
Christian:Oh heck no, I'm getting out of here
Christian runs off
Confessional
Christian:Why did she have to leave me, man
Tigress and Alex
Alex:Where do you think Chef could be
Tigress:No idea
Alex:How could he just disappear
Tigress:Don't know, but listen, I think you and I should stick together in this competition
Alex:And...why
Tigress:Because we are arguably the two strongest players in the competition right now, and I think that people like us should stick together
Alex:That does sound like a great idea, I'm in
Tigress:Excellent
Alex:Let's keep moving
Confessional
Tigress:Looks like Alex and I will be going to the final two
Jack and Mya
Jack and Mya are searching for Chef and the interns
Mya:CHEF!CHEF! Where could he be
Jack:He has to be around here somewhere, he's a big guy, he should be easy to spot
Mya keeps looking around until she steps on Chef's hat and picks it up
Jack:Hey is that Chef's hat
Mya:Yeah...smell it
Jack:What why
Mya:Because you're great at directions and your sense of smell is better than mine
Confessional
Jack:She has a point
Jack:Okay
Mya gives Jack Chef's hat and he smells it and drops it in disgust
Jack:Oh god, does he ever wash that thing
Mya:I guess not, you have any idea where he is
Jack sniffs the air and stops when he catches a familiar scent
Jack:There
Jack points to a dark part of the forest
Mya:Why would he go in there
Jack:Let's find out, come on
They enter the dark art of the forest
Somewhere else in the forest
Christian was just walking at this point, he had given up finding Nichole after a while, all he needed to do was find the others, Chef, and hopefully win
Christian continues to walk until he stumbles on a dirty apron
Christian:What is this
Christian picks it up
Christian:It's Chefs apron, that means he's around here somewhere
Christian looks around but stops when he feels something crawling up his arm. It was Ants
Christian:Aahh
Christian dropped the apron and quickly rubbed all the ants off of him. That's when he heard something coming from behind him. He wasn't gonna make the same mistake again so he grabbed a branch that was in front of him and swing it at full force behind him. Before it could make impact, the branch was caught by Alex and tossed to the side
Alex:Seriously
Christian:My bad, thought you were something out to get me
Tigress:Well he's not, anyways, have you seen Jack or Mya, we're trying to find them
Christian:They're missing too
Akex:Yep, so I'm guessing Nichole's missing also
Christian:You don't see her here do you
Tigress:I think the important thing to do here is stick together
Alex and Tigress begin to walk off
Christian:Oh wait, so now that someone's been taken, we should stick together now
Alex:Yeah
Tigress:Pretty much
They continue to walk. Christian grunts and follows them
Confessional
Christian:If they would've listened to me earlier, we would all still be here
Dark Forest
Mya and Jack were quietly walking through the dark forest, both of the, just a little bit creeped out
Mya:This gives me the creeps
Jack:Tell me about it, maybe we all should've stayed together like Christian said
They continue to walk
Mya:Jack, do you think Nickolas will forgive me
Jack:I'm not sure if this is the best time
Mya:I know but I'm just asking, he probably knows that I know that Nichole and Kayla caused our break-up, but I don't know if he'll be angry at me for not believing him at first
Mya begins to cry. Jack pulls her into a warm hug
Jack:Honestly, I don't know, he's not the type of person to forgive and forget, but he knows you're sorry and you know that he didn't kiss Kayla on purpose, so it's alright, I'm sure you two will be fine
Mya:Thanks Jack, I guess this whole competition is really getting to me
Mya and Jack continue to hug. As they are hugging, Mya sees a figure in the distance
Mya:Jack, look
Jack turns around and sees the figure
Mya:Who is tha-
Mya gets syringed in the neck and passes out. Jack turns around in shock
Jack:Mya!
Jack is then hit in the back of the head and knocked out
Elsewhere
Tigress, Alex, and Christian are searching for Mya and Jack...oh yeah, and Nichole too
Alex:Mya, Jack where are you guys
Tigress:Maybe they aren't in the forest, if they were they would've signaled is by now
Alex:You're right, where could they be
Christian is just looking around, minding his own business until he sees a dark part of the forest and walks over to it
Tigress:Christian, where are you going
Christian:Look at this
Alex and Tigress see the dark forest too
Alex:Think that's where they are
Tigress:Maybe, let's check it out
Confessional
Christian:These guys are trying to die
Christian:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you wanna go into the scary, dark, possibly has spiders, side of the forest
Alex:Yes
Christian:No offense, but that doesn't seem a little bit sketchy to you
Tigress:If you have a better idea
Christian:...You right, you right, let's do this
They prepare to walk into the forest but then a couple of grenades roll out
Christian:Oh crap!
The grenades go off, but instead of exploding, they release knock out gas
Alex:*Bleep*
Alex falls to the ground, followed by Tigress, and then Christian
Dark forest-Inside a cave
Christian woke up to find him and the others all tied to trees. Everyone else starts to wake up
Jack:What the hell happened
Alex:No idea
Nichole:No idea
Christian:Oh great, you're here
Nichole:Is there a problem
Christian:No, besides the fact that you left me
Nichole:Christian, I was taken
Christian:So you didn't leave me
Nichole:Oh no, I did, but right after I did, I was taken
Christian:Well that makes it better
Tigress:Guys, sshh, someone's coming
They hear footsteps approaching, prepared to see the worst, only to end up being either surprised or confused by who it really was
Skarlett:Hello urchins, nice to see that you're awake
...
Mya:Sorry, who are you
Christian:That's Skarlett, she was a total drama competitior that turned out to be evil, and by evil, I mean worse than Nichole evil
Mya:Oh
?:Skarlett, where did you go
Christian:Oh you have got to be kidding me
Some more foot steps approach and guess who steps out...topher of all people
Confessional
Christian:Really
Topher:Skarlett, why did you leave me, you know I dont like being left alone in this side of the forest
Jack:And who's that
Christian:Topher, another former total drama competitor that tried to replace Chris as host
Topher:You know who I am
Christian:Yeah, I watched season 6
Topher:OMG, this is great, you know ever since I lost total drama, I've asked at least a hundred people did they know who I was, and you know what they said
Nichole:Let me guess, no
Topher:They said no, how could they not know me, and the worse part about it is that they were teenagers, I thought teenagers were supposed to watch total drama
Alex:Maybe you're just not so memorable
Topher:I am so memorable
Skarlett:Quiet fool, stop associating with the prisoners
Tigress:Prisoners
Nichole:Is she for real
Christian:Sorry to interrupt but uh, why are you two here
Skarlett:I'm here to get my revenge and take my million dollars
Christian:Ok, and you
Topher:I'm here to prove that I'll be a better host than Chris. Once the producers see this, they'll have no choice but to give me the job
Christian:Mist likely you're going to jail, dude
Topher:I am not
Christian:I'll just let you keep believing in that
Skarlett:Enough of this nonsense, Topher, bring him in
Topher:Right
Topher brings in a tied up Chef
Skarlett takes out a walkie talkie and presses a button
Chris over Walkie talkie:Chef, where are you, I need my milk
Skarlett:This is not Chef, this is skarlett
Chris:...Who
Skarlett:Ugh, the evil girl from season six
Chris:Oh, that Skarlett (Gasps) Skarlett waphat are you doing here, where is Chef
Skarlett:Oh he's fine, for now, and in order to keep him that way, I need you to bring me the million dollars
Chris:Yeah right, there's no way-
Skarlett:I also have your campers here, you need to give Topher the host job if you want them back too
Chris:Tophers there
Topher:Hey Chris
Chris:(Sign)Hey Topher
Skarlett:So what do you say
Chris:I say there's no way I'm giving you anything
Skarlett:You better, or else-
Tigress:Or else what
Skarlett turns around to see that Tigress, Alex, Jack, Mya, Christian are all free
Skarlett:How did you get free
Tigress:You tied my ropes very loosely, so I just got out and freed everyone else
Skarlett:Topher!
Topher:What, I thought I tied them good
Alex:Um word of advice, run
Skarlett and Topher make a brake for it. Tigress, Jack, Alex, and Mya chase after them. Christian was gonna follow until Nichole called him
Nichole:Wait, aren't you gonna set me free
Christian:I will
Nichole:Great
Christian:After we get Skarlett and Topher
He leaves
Confessional
Nichole:Why that little-
Everyone is in pursuit of Topher and Skarlett until they jump behind a bush
Alex:No where to run guys, just come on out
They hear a whirring noise
Mya:What is that
Jack:Sounds like a-
Before Jack could finish his sentence, a helicopter burst into the air and took off
Skarlett:(Shouting)I will have my revenge
Topher:(Shouting)Me too
Skarlett:(Shouting)Oh shut up
They disappear from sight
Jack:Well that was-
Mya:Yeah
Christian:Hey guys, where are they
Tigress:They escaped
Christian:Dang it, oh well, let's head back to the cave and get Chef and Nichole
The five of them head back to the cave only to find Nichole and Chef mpnot there
Mya:Hey where did they go
...
Alex:Crap
The five of them race to the campgrounds
Campgrounds
The five of them are closing in on the campgrounds, hoping that what they fear isn't true, when they got there, it unfortunately was true, Nichole was standing there with Chris and Chef
Tigress:You got to be kidding me
Nichole:He guys, have a nice run
They all glare at Nichole
Nichole:What, mad because I won
They continue to glare at her
Nichole:Pfft
Elimination Ceremony
Chris:Yes, it is true, Nichole has won the challenge, and now has permanent residence in the Spa Hotel, and can choose some one to go with her tonight, and will choose who she wants to eliminate. So Nichole, who you bringing
Nichole:Chris, I'd like to keep it fair game and give everyone a chance to be voted off
Chris:Alrightty then, so...who are you voiting off
Nichole:Let me think, shall it be...one of the two kitty cats, my brother, my former best friend, or little miss tuffins
Christian:Hey
Nichole:I choose
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Christian
Christian:Dang it man
Nichole:See ya
Christian hops in the catapult
Chris:Any last words
Christian:Only seven
Chris waits and listens to what Christian is about to say
Christian:You got some money I could borrow
Chris pulls lever
Christian:Mama se, Mama sa, Mama coo sa
Chris:Well that was weird. On,y five are left, and one of them is Nichole, can this game get any more awesome, of course it can. Find out how awesome it can get when you come back to watch some more of
Total Drama Awesome