A/N: Susan now looks a bit like Kate Bosworth. Susan's third body's theme song is Stormkeeper (Battlecry) from Two Steps From Hell.
The Bells of Saint John- Part 1
Drax Three- February 26th, 2041
It was rather awkward going back to our home on Drax. We put the story out that Susan Jane Harkness had died tragically in a shuttle crash. The blond and stormy grey eyed, six foot tall, woman who returned was Jack Harkness's cousin, Victoria Harkness.
Only Jessica, Amelia's babysitter and head of the staff, knew that Victoria really was Susan.
I sighed as I looked into the mirror in our bedroom. It had been two months since The Snowman and I still hadn't gotten used to this new body. I had blond wavy hair that went just past my shoulders and blue eyes. On top of being blond, I was bloody tall! Six feet, three inches to be precise.
I had also recognized a change in personality. I was more… open, let's say. Once and awhile I would let things slip which led to a long discussion to Lia about the 'curse', as I put it, on the Doctor's companion, seeing as almost all of The Doctor's companions ended in tragedy.
And worse of all, I was damn clumsy. I would stumble and knock things over, plates and glasses would slip from my hands and shatter on the floor. It was bloody annoying! I already had Jessica go out for another silverware set three weeks after we had gotten back.
Today I was wearing slim dark jeans, a white blouse and a black jean jacket over top of that. I also was wearing black flats.
"Su- Victoria!" Came Jack's call from downstairs. I shook my head at Jack's slip-up. "Come down for a minute, would you?"
I finished my hair by placing a small silver hair band on the top of my head and called, "Be right there, Jack!" I grabbed my small black purse, turned off the lights and made my way downstairs. "Yes, Jack, what is-"
What I saw in the kitchen made me stop in my tracks. The Tardis was in the middle of the room with The Doctor wearing a monk's robe. I coughed. "Doctor, why are you wearing that?"
"I found her!"
"Who?" Jack asked, crossing his arms, quite amused by this whole situation.
"Clara! Clara Oswin Oswald!"
I sighed as Lia stood up from the kitchen table. "But she died." Lia said bluntly.
"I know!" The Doctor, "It's impossible! Do you want to help me solve it?"
I looked at Lia and Lia said, "A person who should be dead in 1892 and she turns up… were, exactly?"
"2013." The Doctor answered excitedly.
"Well, I definitely want to know the answer." Lia said, walking around the table to stand next to the Doctor.
I looked at Jack. "Jack? Do you want to go back to Earth?"
Jack took a deep breath. "Of course I do. We will have to explain to Torchwood and Unit that you've changed again, though."
I shrugged. "Totally cool."
Outside the Maitland Home, 2013
The Doctor has gotten rid of his monk outfit and settled for black pants, a white shirt and a purple knee length coat with a black bow tie. I had on a light blue high waisted skirt that just barely skimmed my knees along with a white top and black, one inch shoes. Jack had on his World War Two outfit and Lia had on dark jeans and a grey shirt.
The Doctor ran up to the Maitland home, forgetting to close the Tardis door in his excitement, which I closed with a sigh. "Best wait by the Tardis, Jack, Lia. We don't want to startle Clara by all of us at the door."
We watched the Doctor knock on the door again and talk to the video call to inside the house. "Ah, see? Look, it's me. De-monked. Sensible clothes. Can I come in now?"
"I don't understand." I heard Clara answer.
"You just open the door." The Doctor replied.
"Damn, I forgot about this part." I muttered and ran to the door. "Doctor, that won't work." I said, getting out my sonic pen and unlocking the door.
"What do you mean, stop!" The Doctor said. "You're breaking into the house!"
"Where I am. I don't know where I am. Where am I? Please tell me where I am. I don't know where I am." Clara finished.
The Doctor and I glanced at each other and I flung open the door and we rushed inside, Jack and Amelia running from the Tardis. We entered the home to find Clara unconscious on the floor and the little girl by the stairs froze. Lia gasped behind me.
"I don't know where I am. I don't know where I am!" Clara's voice said.
"Clara? Clara?" I asked, kneeling beside her.
"I don't know where I am. I don't know where I am. I don't understand. I don't know where I am! I don't understand. I don't know where I am." Clara stands up and I can see Clara visible in the spoonheads dish. I stood up slowly. "Where am I? I don't know where I am."
The Doctor and I raise our sonic screwdrivers and the girl by the stairs turns into a metal robot. "Walking base station. Walking wifi base station. Hoovering up data. Hoovering up people." The Doctor thought outloud.
"Doctor, I can un-download her, but I will need a computer or laptop." I told him.
The Doctor runs up stairs and returns shortly with a laptop, handing it to me. I sat down on the floor and began to type viciously. "Oh, no you don't." I muttered to myself as Clara began to download faster. I started to type faster.
"What's happening?" I heard Lia ask Jack.
"Someone is trying to download Clara's mind. You're Mum's fighting them." Jack responded quietly.
"Through a laptop?"
"Shut up! Trying to concentrate." I said through my clenched teeth, not taking my eyes off the screen in front of me.
"Not this time, Clara, I promise." The Doctor mutters softly to Clara.
A stream of energy from the mobile base station goes into Clara's head and she wakes up briefly, wavering a bit and collapsing to the floor, the Doctor catching her. "Okay. It's okay, it's okay. You're fine. You're back. Yes, you are. Oh yes, you are."
As the Doctor sets Clara in her bed, I said to Jack, "We have to warn Torchwood, UNIT, and Terra Firma. People have to know not to click on that type of Wifi."
The Doctor came down the stairs. "We have some time before Clara wakes up. We need to warn people not to click on that Wifi."
"That's what I was just saying. It would do some good for Terra Firma to warn people as well. I'm not sure about the support that it has from the civilians, but if they don't warn them, the other governments will wonder why we have Terra Firma at all."
"Then it's settled. You and Jack can start warning the different groups. Lia, why don't you stay with me?" The Doctor said, looking between Lia and me. Lia turned to me with a hopeful face.
I said telepathically to Jack, Should I?
Sure, unless something happens between now and Clara being woken up. Jack said telepathically back to me.
Nothing happens when Clara is asleep. When she wakes up is a different matter entirely, but it's dark by then, so we have some time. I swallowed. "Yes, you may stay with The Doctor." Lia gasped and started to smile. "Make sure to do whatever he says." Lia nodded excitedly. I turned to The Doctor. "You better not lead her into danger without contacting me first."
Torchwood Headquarters, 2013
Jack and I used our vortex manipulator to appear just outside the Torchwood gates. "I'll never get used to not working in that underground hub." Jack said as we walked up to the security window.
"Definitely." I remarked. I stumbled a bit, grabbing onto Jack's arm to steady myself. "Come on!" I groaned.
Jack laughed and smirked. "Still having problems walking?" I glared at Jack but before I could retort, Jack knocked on the window.
The window slid open and a droaning voice said, "Welcome to Torchwood Headquarters, do you have an appointment?"
"Well, considering I used to run it, I figured I could just walk in any time." Jack said in a light tone.
"Wha- Oh, Mr. Harkness! It's- er, it's a pleasure to meet you." The man said. "I'm guessing you would like to see the main team?"
Jack gave him a smile. "Yes, of course, it rather is an emergency."
"And who is with you? I'm sorry Mr. Harkness, but it's the protocol." The man said as Jack gave him a disappointed glare.
"Actually, this is Susan Harkness, my wife." Jack said, putting an arm around me and drawing me next to his side. I tripped, but managed to keep standing. I inwardly sighed.
"Um, I've seen pictures of Mrs. Harkness, you ain't her." The man said in a suspicious tone.
I rolled my eyes. "Don't you know Time Ladies can regenerate?"
The man's eyes widened. "I-I'm s-sorry ma'am. I'll inform Mrs. Cooper at once of your arrival." He pressed a couple buttons and the gates slid open.
"Thank you, er-?" Jack asked.
"Robert Coate. Security." Robert said.
"Thank you, Mr. Coate." I said, with a small nod. Jack walked through the gates to Torchwood Headquarters.
Torchwood Headquarters, Meeting Room A
"So, let me get this straight." Tosh said. "A company that is based in The Shard is downloading people's mind through the internet?"
It had taken us at least an hour to explain what was going on with the wifi and how I had regenerated. We were currently in Team Alpha's meeting room. I was sipping a hot coco, sitting on Jack's lap while Rex paced along one side of the room. Gwen was rubbing her forehead. Esther had a look of horror on her face. Vera was leaning against the wall, expressionless. Ianto was leaning back in his chair, arms crossed, clearly thinking about something and Owen was staring off into space.
"Okay, so we get Terra Firma to put out a world wide warning. Do what we did to announce Terra Firma, commandeer all the television programs for five minutes." Esther said.
"Yeah, but we don't want to alert whoever is controlling the business in The Shard to know we are onto them." Ianto put in. "It does end with everyone being downloaded back into their bodies as if nothing happened, right?"
"Yes." I said, "They should be downloaded back into their original bodies."
Gwen stared at me, "Should?"
I rolled my eyes, "Well, many variables have changed. Like the fact that Torchwood and UNIT are public and watching for alien invasions or plots, Terra Firma is in place and the fact that I am present. Though I doubt those changes would stop The Doctor from saving those people." I added as I saw Gwen's eyes narrow.
Gwen sighed and leaned back in her chair, rubbing her temple, "We have a duty to warn the public. If we keep silent about this, how long until the truth comes out? We already have people who don't trust us because they think we are keeping secrets. They would be right. We should tell them something."
"Like what? Not to click on strange wifi's?" Esther said, "People won't listen to that. They will do anything to be online. They will need a reason. We can't give them one unless we want Ms. Kislet to know we know what they are doing."
"Then how do you propose we warn the public?" Jack asked, finally speaking.
"We don't." I said, everyone looked at me, confused, "As I said before, everyone is downloaded back into their bodies. We retcon everyone of this experience at the same time. There will be no mention of this… episode on any documents in Torchwood. This conversation never happened."
"And how will we do that?" Ianto asked.
We shouldn't have involved them. I thought to Jack, Last time we met, he killed me. I didn't have to explain who he was. I'm not putting any of them in danger. Take out your sunglasses The Doctor gave us on my que.
I gave a small smile and put on sunglasses that The Doctor had given me and stood up. Jack did the same, "I'm sorry." I said, I pointed my sonic pen at the black device that had lowered itself from the ceiling, which I had put in for cases like these.
"No, no, WAIT!" Gwen yelled, standing up.
I swallowed and pressed the button to erase an hours worth of memory from everyone in the room, there was a blinding flash followed by thuds as my friends fell to the floor or slumped in their chairs, unconscious.
I looked down around the meeting room at the unconscious bodies of the original Torchwood team. I looked at Jack and took off my sunglasses, folded them and put them back into my jean jacket pocket along with my sonic pen, tears forming, "How did I become like this?" I asked my husband quietly.
The Maitland Home
When Jack and I drive Torchwood Three, a black SUV, back to the Maitland home to find The Doctor and Amelia Rose sitting outside, with the Tardis next to them and the lamp light making it light enough to do work.
Lia jumped up right away, practically running over to us. "Guess what?" Before we had time to even open our mouths, Lia continued, "We built a quadricycle!"
Jack smiled, "That's wonderful!"
The Doctor glanced up from his tinkering, "Told you she's still safe."
I rolled my eyes, "I can see that, Doctor."
"Hello?" We all look up to see Clara leaning out her bedroom window.
"Hello! Are you alright?" Lia called up to Clara.
"I'm in bed." Clara said, confused.
The Doctor nodded. "Yes."
"Don't remember going."
"No." The Doctor responded.
"What did I miss?"
The Doctor took out a small notebook, "Oh, quite a lot, actually. Angie called. She's going to stay over at Nina's. Apparently that's all completely fine and you shouldn't worry like you always do. For god's sake get off her back. Also, your dad phoned, mainly about the government. He seems very cross with them, I've got several pages on that. I said I'd look into it. Lia and I fixed that rattling noise in the washing machine, indexed the kitchen cupboards, optimised photosynthesis in the main flower bed and assembled a quadricycle."
"Assembled a what?" Clara asked.
The Doctor rolled his eyes, "I found a disassembled quadricycle in the garage."
Clara eyed The Doctor, "I don't think you did."
The Doctor smiled widely, "I invented the quadricycle. Ha!"
Lia hit The Doctor in the arm, hissing, "WE invented the quadricycle."
The Doctor cleared his throat. "Right. Lia and I invented the quadricycle."
"What happened to me?"
The Doctor put away his notebook, "Don't you remember?"
"I was scared, really scared. Didn't know where I was."
"Do you know now?"
"Yes."
The Doctor waved his arm at Clara. "Well then, you should go to sleep. Because you're safe now, I promise. Goodnight, Clara."
"Are you guarding me? All of you?"
The Doctor looked confused then smiled, "Well, yes. Yes, we are."
Clara stared at The Doctor, "Are you seriously going to sit down there all night?"
The Doctor sat back down in the lawnchair, "I promise I won't budge from this spot."
"Well then, I'll have to come to you." Clara said, disappearing from the window.
"Eh?" The Doctor asked.
Clara brings a chair out for herself and three mugs. "Sorry, I couldn't carry more than three." Clara said to Jack and I.
I smiled, "Don't worry about it, Clara."
"There's two more chairs leaning up against the Tardis for you guys." The Doctor said. Jack went and got them, setting them up while The Doctor started talking to Clara, "I like your house."
I sat down in a chair while Jack sat down in the one next to me, "It isn't mine. I'm a friend of the family." Clara said, taking a sip of the hot chocolate.
"But you look after the kids. Oh yes, you're a governess, aren't you, just like-" The Doctor stops talking abruptly.
Clara looked confused, "Just like what?"
"Just like. I thought you probably would be."
"Are you going to explain what happened to me?" Clara asked. "Are any of you?"
"There's something in the wifi." Lia said, then looked to The Doctor to continue.
"Okay." Clara said, not believing it.
The Doctor sighed, "This whole world is swimming in wifi. We're living in a wifi soup. Suppose something got inside it. Suppose there was something living in the wifi, harvesting human minds. Extracting them. Imagine that. Human souls trapped like flies in the world-wide web. Stuck forever, crying out for help."
"Isn't that basically Twitter?" Clara asked. The Doctor picks up her laptop and puts it on his lap. He then clicks on her wifi list. All the sets of symbols pop up. "What's that face for?
"A computer can hack another computer. A living, sentient computer, maybe that could hack people. Edit them. Re-write them." The Doctor explained.
"Why would you say that?"
I sighed, "Because a few hours ago you knew nothing about the internet, and you just made a joke about Twitter."
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