Disclaimer: I own nothing except the idea, I don't know who owns Danny Phantom, if there are resemblances to other stories they will either be credited or it is unintentional. There may be crossovers with DC, Marvel, Teen Titans, Bleach so on, I don't own them either, they'll mostly be one shot minor ones, except a few like Tony Stark from Ironman, and Teen Titans, which will stick around.
Note: Dani's size and development, this will be explored more in this and the upcoming chapters but here's my reasoning, she's genetically modified by a perfectionist. Vlad would have wanted his child to be the biggest and baddest, just because he messed up the gender doesn't mean he wouldn't have made sure she came out as good as possible, if only for his own OCD style perfectionism, (- That's a real word, I couldn't believe it.) She was made to mature fast, by 14 to 15 she'll be fully grown in everything but mentality, but not all adults have grown up there either (Tony). This means as long as she isn't getting pregnant anytime soon (She won't) she can do anything an adult can, well as long as Danny lets her, this means her having relationships or … having 'fun', will be fine.
The Avengers is the movie Avengers and for now Hulk, Thor, and Hawkeye will be good enough for protection, Blackwidow is doing … secret things. (This is unimportant; I just like to think this is what she'd be doing)
For Batman, he's not based on anything particular, think Arkham Asylum; only I don't know who I'll have in this, so anyone is fair game, including Joker, Batgirl, Nightwing and many others, so there's no real continuity in that. I just don't know enough about 1, most of what I know is collective on other things.
For grammar, I'm not good at grammar, or spelling, if I mess up blame my Microsoft Word.
Nice job, james phantom (Guest) knew the mother first, but I'm not paying you.
Legend
"What is love"-speech
'Baby don't hurt me'-thought
(In story author notes)
{New day}
Dani woke up at 10 in the morning, she was a night person and stayed up until midnight (I do that) and her Pops hadn't gone to sleep yet so she figured she either got it from him or it was a ghost thing. She woke up yawning, got dressed, she had to be the best looking 13 year old alive, which made her wonder, and went to get something to eat.
As she walked out she noticed another door opening. Her Dad walked out in his normal attire. She couldn't help but ask "Hey Pops, why do you always have that coat on?" He seemed startled for a moment, one look in to his eye and she could see he was still half asleep. He finally replied "You have your coat on too ya know, and in case I have to go and fight at a moment's notice, you saw my ghost form had the coat 2, well kinda but the point is I need the human coat to have the ghost coat and the ghost coat is useful. And the hood is up because I'm used to it like that."
She nodded, he looked at her for a second, took off his hood, and said "Come on sweetheart, I'll make us some quick breakfast, the others should be around there, although Thanatos is still in my room he'll be around later."
She wondered about that comment about Thanatos and looked around and saw a horse just walk through the wall and into the next room. Well that explained how he walked around and no one seemed to worry about it. … . Moving on she turned around and ran after Danny.
As they walked into the kitchen she saw the others in the next room over talking, but she followed Danny and watched as he started to make chocolate chip pancakes for both of them, as he did he started talking to her about her learning "I said I'd teach you staff fighting and hiding, there's a reason for that. I want you well versed in fighting with me and the others before I teach you how to fight as a ghost, and when I said hiding I meant how to hide from someone following you without ghost powers. You need these things for when you can't change. We'll start after we eat, OK sweetheart." She nodded, but she noticed he had on that sweet smile and made a note to learn how he made an innocent smile look so terrifying.
{After pancakes}
He walked her out and pointed towards the others and said "I need to do something, come when I call, but until than talk to them." "What are you going to do Pops?" "Try to convince your aunt to not kill me before she talks to you."
She nodded as he walked away and went to the others. Steve and Pepper were talking about baseball again and Tony was failing at a rubix cube again. She walked in, grabbed and finished the rubix in all of 12 seconds gave it back and said "Good morning Uncle Star, Uncle Rubix, Aunty Pepper."
While Tony was looking at the cube in bewilderment, Steve was looking at him in amusement and Pepper Said "Good morning." Dani asked "Hey, what's so special about Aunty Jazz?"
Pepper, the only one not looking at the cube asked "What do you mean?" "Well Pops seemed to be afraid she'd be angry with him and he's really strong." This got Pepper to chuckle "Your aunt is normal, it's more along the lines of your Dad is too powerful, he couldn't stop her because anything ghost related might seriously harm her and his other skills are either matched or would still hurt her. This means he'd have to just take it even if it doesn't hurt to much it's the fact his big sister is hitting him and he can't do anything about it." Dani nodded while Steve mixed up the cube again so Tony could try it.
While the boys tried to fix the cube Pepper and Dani talked about whether green [Dani] or red [Pepper] looked better in a bed room. After about 5 minutes, the boys getting nowhere, Danny walked in, and without looking fixed the cube in 8 seconds, causing even Dani to wonder how he did that, and looking at Dani said "She wants you sweetheart, also don't believe anything she says about me being 5, that year was not as bad as she makes it out to be." Nodding Dani decided to just walk away and meet her other aunt and save the questions about that for later.
As she walked away she heard Tony yelling at her Pops on how he did the cube thing and she smirked, she loved her dad and moments like this made it all the sweeter.
She came to another room, this house was huge and the only reason she knew where she was going was because there was white writing in mid-air saying 'here' and pointing at the door. She sweat dropped at her Dad's sense of humor.
As she walked in she noticed a wall was taken up by a life sized view screen and she saw a girl she presumed was her aunt. She had red hair with an orangey tint, about her height, more gymnastic then her or her Pops, who was more of a runner or swimmer physic. Her eyes were blue but where her's were pure blue this woman's had a green tint to them and was a kinder stare. Danny gave the impression of power, Dani gave the feeling of teasing or annoying, this woman had an aura of understanding and loving. Dani could only think where pissing Danny off was paramount to suicide, pissing this girl off was like your mother, making you feel stupid, embarrassed, and like an ass.
"So I guess your Aunty Jazz?" This caused said woman to giggle 'She's way girlier then me or Pop, but I suppose she should be more girly then her brother and I'm just like him.' And she than answered "Got it in one Honey, and I'll continue to call you such." Jazz then smiled, it was just like her Pops sweet, threatening smile. It scared her out of her mind.
Jazz then continued "I always thought I'd be the first one to have a kid but to be called aunt is nice. As I'm calling your dad or as I'm told Pops Danny, you'll be called Honey, and you'll deal with it RIGHT?" Dani nodded quickly; at least she knew where her Pops got that expression from.
"Good!" Said a far to chipper Jazz. Dani was now convinced they were related, only a relative of hers could smile like that then get all chipper. On a different note she couldn't stop herself from saying "Me and Pops have some hot relatives." After a moment of silence Dani started to stammer apologies while Jazz laughed. Jazz noted "you seemed to have developed Danny's Oedipus complex." Dani didn't know what that was and asked "What's an odd-y-pus complex?" Jazz laughed at her pronunciation "Oedipus complex is a stage in childhood where the child falls in love with the parent of the opposite sex, or whichever they sexually prefer at least. What I mean is I helped Danny through most of his childhood so if you looked you'd notice most girls he's interested in resemble aspects I often showed. Protective, accepting, loyal, and a lithe figure. Not that I'm to blame, our parents were off 'hunting' and it's a natural condition, most peoples spouses either resemble a parent or are the opposite of a parent, depending on their relations."
Dani still didn't completely get it and her face showed it so Jazz waved it away and said "OK so let's introduce ourselves and learn more about each other. My favorite color is green, favorite food is steak, favorite dessert is popcorn, I like Pop and R&B music, I dislike perverts and liars … and your Father not telling me things [que tick mark], my hobbies are reading, helping others, and learning more about my chosen profession psychology."
Dani took a moment to memorize all that; she found she liked her aunt so far. "Ok, well my favorite color is white, favorite food is steak, favorite dessert is mint ice cream, I like pop and rock, I dislike hypocrites, people that think a bada- [RUMBLE]… I-I mean a cool person like me is cute, and those that refuse to try, I love my Pops and most of the people I've met including Uncle Rubix, Uncle Star, Aunty Pepper, Thanatos, and Aunty Jazz, I don't have any real hobbies, but I'm sure now that I'm with Pops I'll get a few." She finished with a beautiful smile.
Jazz giggled again, she was quickly realizing she was probably one of the few people in the world that could get away with giggling at this girl and calling her cute was defiantly something not many could do. She also liked her introduction and loved that she was included in the girls 'people she likes' list.
She decided to mess with her niece more "You're so cute! Now if only you pouted you'd look adorable."
After Dani calmed down the 2 proceeded to talk for almost an hour before Jazz's head shot up and quickly told Dani "Sorry Honey, parents are coming, gotta go. Love you and can't wait to talk more, tell Danny I love him and while he's not off the hook I can't wait to hear from him to." With that the screen went black and Dani returned to the room the others are in.
{Back in the main room.}
As Dani walked in she stopped at the door way at the odd scene she saw. Her dad was asleep, or at least looked like it, on his back, somehow balancing on top of a standing Thanatos. Tony had a 3D projection of a rubix cube, apparently trying to figure out how her and her dad did it so easily. Steve was polishing his shield, whistling "whistle while you work" from Snow White. Pepper was reading a magazine about dinosaurs and how they probably evolved.
After getting over this odd sight she walked in and her Pops suddenly jerked up and looked over at her and offered a lazy smile. She smiled back softer than his, and said before she forgot "Aunty Jazz said you're not off the hook but she can't wait to talk to you again." Danny nodded and said "OK I've got to get up, than we start on hiding." "What happened to staff training?" "I decided I'll do that when I get back and focus on hiding for what's left of today." She just nodded and waited, almost 10 minutes, until Danny got up and they walked away, no one else looked up.
{In a large room with lots of old junk, most likely a storage room}
As they got there Danny decided to make this simple and said "This is a simple game I'll be back in 3 minutes, hide and stay hidden. Every time I catch you I'll use my plasma and give you a zap, probably on either the arm or butt, just to annoy you." She stared for a moment and he turned around and said "start" and shut the door behind him.
{That night as Dani got into bed}
Dani laid in bed, relieved after her shower, happy her 'training' was over. Her rear end was red from all the bolts. Not that the training wasn't effective, she went from 30 second hidings to 10 minutes. The actual pain wasn't the problem either; she just didn't like her butt getting hit. Maybe it was because she was still a girl and not fully grown, she didn't know but the only people she wanted touching her butt was any girlfriends she got.
As she started to drift off though she couldn't keep a smile off her face, she loved her Pops, and her Uncles and Aunts were all fun and people she knew she would love. Her time making food and talking to Pepper, brushing Thanatos 'Annoying frickin' horse' and chatting with Steve, Laying around with Pops, having little verbal wars and teasing Tony. She loved it and while it would end, she knew they'd all do it again.
And with these thoughts she fell asleep with a smile on her face.
{Next morning}
Dani got up, showered, and dressed at 10:00 and in the kitchen by 10:15. She simply grabbed some cereal and walked into the main room where Tony was waiting, trying to do another rubix cube. She calmly watched him and ate her cereal, after about 5 minutes she was done, she went back and dropped off the bowl and spoon, came back, saw Tony was no nearer to completing the cube then when she first got out here, took it, and finished it in about 16 seconds.
Tony yelled out "HOW DO YOU PHANTOMS DO THAT!?" Dani simply shrugged. "Hey Uncle Rubix I've got 2 questions for you. 1 is where's Pops? And 2, I thought about it and, not to be vain or anything, but I've never seen another 13 that looks as good as me, why is that?"
After another minute of looking at the cube, seriously he was a multi-billionaire genius you'd think he would have learned how to do simple puzzle games like this already. After a moment he replied "Well the first one is simple, it's just me, you, and possible Thanatos if he wanders in, until dinner. Everyone else is working on other things. The second has a few explanations."
He took a moment, set down the cube, and started "Mostly your just more mature and fit than most your age. One explanation is your part ghost, we don't know what that does to development and if that makes you mature faster. The second is you might just be an early bloomer, I doubt it from how much you've developed but maybe. The third, and the one I'm betting on is you were technically made, it's possible A) you were made by a computer and it optimized you not your gender B) he made you, realized your gender, but his OCD made him finish, or C) he perfected you and it didn't occur to him that gender counts. Whatever the reason does it really matter? Your Danny's child, you're our friend, you are Daniela, Dani with an I, Phantom. You hear me Little One? Let's get started already, this non-sense talk is boring."
Dani smiled, she may say it sarcastically but he really was like an uncle to her.
{That night}
Dani was in the shower, she didn't want to smell like Thanatos, and she reflected on her day.
She had had fun teasing and being teased by Tony, it was more like talking with a brother or an old friend than some guy she met only a few days ago. Also despite all there arguing and their respective attitudes, he was smart and she learned a lot.
From machines he'd taught her those important to the life she'd live. He taught her the basics of how to drive just about anything beyond aircrafts, weapons from guns to tasers, generators, cooking helps, and then TV's and computers. Next about computers, he taught her maintenance, basics of programming and hacking, and also how to navigate to see what she wanted.
The last thing she was taught was people and he surprised her by contacting Jazz on video chat as she was a budding psychologist. First they taught her basic behavior, than they taught her hundreds that had defied this behavior for no apparent reason. The point was while you can get a good grasp on someone and how they act, you'll never be able to predict everyone 100% of the time. They than went over some of the most famous people in the world, past and present, and their actions and how they think. She spent most of the time arguing with Tony or being reprimanded by Jazz, but she had fun.
Dinner was just her and Uncle Star ganging up on bothering Uncle Rubix while Pops and Aunty Pepper talked about whether using ecto-generators for power was a type of murder. Towards the end Pops had stopped the conversations and told her "Me and Rubix [HEY!] have found the person we think is the female … donor and were leaving tomorrow and it might take us a few days. Thanatos is staying here, Pepper is in charge but your lessons for tomorrow is with Steve. Be a good girl sweetheart and have sweet dreams." With that he left for bed saying he was getting up early the next day.
She'd miss her Pops but she knew he'd be back and the next few days would be fun. With that thought in mind she slipped out of the shower and into bed with a small smile on her face.
Good or bad? Any suggestions on people that show up in the story? Should Wulf, Jonny, or Batman show up first, should Deadpool be in this fic? Thanks for reading, I hope you like, remember to review.
