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Chapter 14:

The next day, Sasuke went to help Itachi at work. Naruto tried to hide in his room to avoid Sarah. But Sarah wanted to confront him. She waited in the kitchen until the blond got hungry. Naruto saw Sarah and tried to run off but she grabbed his arm.

"We need to talk," she said. Naruto gulped, not liking the way she said that. Sarah led Naruto to the couch. She checked the time, knowing that Sasuke was going to be home soon. Naruto was hoping that it would be sooner than they both thought. "I saw what happened last night." Naruto's eye widened. "How long have you been blackmailing Sasuke into sleeping with you?" Naruto wanted to tell her that he would never do that, but he had. Even if it was awhile ago. Naruto had blackmailed Sasuke for only a month and a half. Sasuke blackmailed Naruto longer than Naruto had blackmailed him. "Well?"

So Naruto chose a different way to approach this. "What makes you think I'm blackmailing Sasuke?"

"Because Sasuke isn't gay!" Sarah raised her voice. "He would never sleep with you unless you held something over him! And I want you to stop!"

Naruto took a deep breath. "I'm not blackmailing Sasuke."

"You're lying!" Sarah yelled.

"What's going on?" Sasuke asked. "I could hear you from outside."

"He dares to call you gay!" Sarah said. Naruto felt himself sink into the coach. He was too afraid to hear Sasuke's rejection.

Sasuke smirked. "I'm not gay."

"See?" Sarah said mockingly to Naruto.

"I'm bi," Sasuke said.

"W-what?" Sarah asked.

"I said I'm bi," Sasuke repeated crossing his arms. "Got a problem with that?"

"But Sasuke," Sarah whined. "Why would you even think about sleeping with a man when you have me?"

Sasuke shrugged. "Can't help the way I feel."

"So you aren't being blackmailed?" Sarah asked.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Blackmail? By who?"

Sarah pointed to Naruto. "Him of course! I saw you having sex with him!"

"Oh," Sasuke said. "I don't see the problem."

"Problem?" Sarah yelled. "Of course there's a problem! I'm your wife. Sleeping with that loser is adultery!"

"It isn't adultery," Sasuke said.

"How could it not be?" Sarah questioned.

Sasuke smirked. He walked over to a shelf and pulled down a folder. Inside was a copy of the marriage contract. He held it up. "This says it isn't."

"What do you mean?" Sarah was confused. Naruto looked like he also had no clue what Sasuke meant.

Sasuke sighed and began to read the contract. (feel free to skip ahead since the next part is quite boring, but necessary. The end of the contract reading will be indicated with a -0#=~=#0-.) "'This is a contract for binding Sasuke Uchiha in marriage to Sarah Hamelton. Upon the signing of this contract, all rules apply to the people involved. As agreed, this is a contract between three people, the main couple and the witness.'" Sasuke paused. "In other words, the wedding may have been just us, but the marriage is between the three of us."

"What?" Sarah shouted.

Sasuke's smirk grew wider. "There's more. 'This agreement can only be achieved if all three sign this and if the marriage is consummated.'"

Sarah looked at Sasuke in horror. "You slept with him after me?"

"I did," Sasuke said. He turned back to the contract. "'To fulfill the agreement, a set of rules have been made and are listed below.

1. Sasuke Uchiha is allowed to bed Naruto Uzumaki whenever he wants and it will not be considered adultery.

2. If Sarah Hamelton asks for a divorce, everything belonging to the couple including their companies, goes to Sasuke.

3. Uchiha Corp stays with the Uchihas no matter what.

4. If harm comes to Naruto Uzumaki by the Sarah Hamelton's hand weither personally done or hired help, it will be as if Sarah Hamelton asked for a divorce. Same goes for Sarah Hameltons family or friends.

5. With the death of either Sasuke Uchiha or Naruto Uzumaki, everything goes to the survivor of the 2. In the case both die, everything goes to Itachi Uchiha or living Uchiha (by blood).

6. Sarah Hamelton will only get her company back if there is no living Uchiha left or if Sasuke asks for a divorce.

7. Sarah Hamelton has the right to have as many partners as she wants.

8. Children will be given the name Uchiha. Upon divorce, no matter how it is done, any children will remain in the custody of the Uchihas.'" He ignored the rest of the rules.

Sasuke flipped to the next page. "'For clarity, Sarah Hamelton will not married to Naruto Uzumaki. She will only married to Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto Uzumaki will be married to Sasuke Uchiha only. Naruto Uzumaki will receive all rights to the Uchiha name as owner of half of everything. Sarah Hamelton will, by signing this, agree to hand over all rights to Hamelton Corp to the Uchiha Family. As stated on the previous page, [insert rules two, five, and six], the handling of Hamelton Corp will be by Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki unless something changes. In case that no divorce is filed, upon the deaths of Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki, Uchiha Corp goes to a live relative and Hamelton Corp goes to Yahiko Pein (he doesn't have a last name so I gave him this one). If there is no living relative, everything will go to the person dictated in the will of either Sasuke Uchiha or Naruto Uzumaki depending on who out-lives the other.'"

Sasuke looked up at the other two in the room before reading the last bit of the contract. "'After the marriage, Naruto Uzumaki's last name will become Uchiha. Sarah's last name will remain as Hamelton. There is no need to get a marriage licence since this document is proof of the marriage. However, a marriage licence will be issued upon signing of this contract.'" Sasuke held up the contract on its last page. It had four signatures, Sasuke's, Sarah's, Naruto's, and Yahiko's. He also held up what looked like two marriage licences. One stating that Sarah is married to Sasuke and the other stating that Naruto is married to Sasuke as well.

-0#=~=#0-

"No!" Sarah yelled. "This wasn't how it was suppose to be!"

Naruto looked shocked and confused. Sasuke was expressionless, but Naruto knew that he was proud of himself. "I think this is a valuable lesson," Sasuke said. "Read everything before you sign anything."

"You knew I wouldn't bother reading all of it," Sarah accused. "That neither of us would."

Sasuke smirked. "I wasn't the only one who knew. Itachi could tell based on your personalities." He looked at Sarah. "And you trust me too much."

"I-I'm going to talk to my daddy and out lawyer," Sarah said grabbing her purse and heading for the door. "I'm going to find a loophole."

Sasuke stood up, grabbed Naruto's wrist, and moved towards the stairs. "You go do that." He pulled Naruto up the stairs. Naruto looked back at Sarah.

"Hmph," Sarah stopped her foot then left, slamming the door behind her.

Sasuke pushed the door of his room open and shove Naruto down on the bed. He quickly stripped the blond. As he undid his own pants, Sasuke saw a look of anger on Naruto's face.

"Why are you doing this?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke was going to admit his feeling, but something held him back. He threw his clothes to the floor and grabbed the bottle of lube. "Didn't you hear?" He lifted up Naruto's legs. "For all intense purposes you are my wife." He shoved two lubed fingers into Naruto's hole. "In other words, you are mine." Sasuke removed the fingers and slammed himself inside Naruto. The house was soon filled with Naruto's screams of pain and pleasure.

If you didn't hate Sasuke before, I bet you hate him now. There were several more rules to the contract, but they weren't that important. Rule #9 however, will show up in a later chapter.