Disclaimer: I own nothing except the idea, Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto, if there are resemblances to other stories they will either be credited or it is unintentional.

Note: Someone suggested multi-pairings for Naruto and Sasuke. If I were to do that each would only get 2 plus Sakura would also get 2, you know fairness and anti-sexism and all that. No gender bender's here pairing's here (except Haku, haven't decided his/her gender), in another story sure, but as this is my first I'm trying to start slow. So Sasuke/Tenten/Temari? Sakura/?/? Naruto/?/? I'm thinking Naruto will get Shizune, Anko or both, if he does they'll be about 19 or so.

Most the council, including Shinobi side and the rest of the Haruno family will be bashed. Should I bash Kiba, Tsume and/or Hana? The Inuzuka's will be bashed, as will all clan's minus the Nara clan and Aburama clan. Anyone else? Ino, Choji, Hinata? Kakashi is good in this fic, but anyone else is pretty much fair game.

Summons? I plan on giving the Tasatsu family a contract, so Bats? Spiders? Maybe a mythical one like my interpretation of Chupacabra's or Sphinx's?

Does Kyuubi's gender matter? Boy or girl?

I said Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are going to be strong, high a-rank to very low s-rank by Chunnin exams, their lovers will also be strong so if say Shino is paired with Sakura or Tenten with Sasuke then they WILL be stronger then canon.

Danzo and Kabuto Saved, live, die, good, gray, bad? Yakumo Kurama and Ranmaru? There ages are changeable so they can be paired with each other, team 7, other "rookies", and really anyone of interest not super old. Except Danzo, he doesn't get a pairing, but the other 3 sure.

Finally, I keep asking for pairing, and character positions. This is because I will decide all these thing when they start to head back to Konoha, or at least mostly unless someone has a really good idea/argument. So in a few chapters I'll stop although there will be questions and I hope you'll all help me. ;)

Legend

"What is love"-speech

'Baby don't hurt me'-thought

"I hate bunnies"-bijuu/angry Jinchuuriki/summons

Rasengan - jutsu

[Translation]

(In story author note)

After a moment Sasuke said "Alright hit me." Sakura dimly nodded, not bothering to talk. It was only a few minutes sense they had been joined but they already understood each other very well, and that included Kurama.

Kurama spoke first "Before he tells you about his life and all, why I don't give you 2 some background for all of this." The 2 nodded and got comfortable and Naruto took a moment before sitting between the 2. Unconsciously in an act that none of them would have been 100% comfortable, they both leaned back so that Sasuke's head was on Naruto's right shoulder, hands folded on his stomach. Sakura leaned onto his left shoulder, curled into him, her arms curled around his left like he was some sort of stuffed animal. All together they looked totally at ease with one another, cute, possible the last time the 3 would ever be described thus. Kurama then continued "Once there were man and they had a protector from all the worlds darkness. However the creature, at first a beautiful 10 tailed wolf called simply Tsukiyomi [moon god], began to change. She turned into it, from wolf to … THING, why? Because it was humanities reflection, as a pond will have a reflection of the moon. Slowly, as humanity forgot her and became more and more evil and corrupt, so too did she. Finally it appeared, what was once her, and it destroyed all before it. Then for there was still good in humanity, Kami [god] gifted one human with the Rinnegan [Samsara Eye]. He found chakra, made jutsu, and finally challenged what was now called the Juubi and after a long battle, he defeated the beast."

The 3 genin sat (cough*cuddled*cough) enraptured by the story the great Kitsune told. "Finally he defeated the beast but knowing it was a godly thing, even then, and thus could not be killed, he sealed it into himself." Kurama continued. "He became the first Jinchuuriki or 'the power of human sacrifice' as they would later be called. Near his death, to stop the Juubi's rebirth, he split it into 10 pieces. One he sealed into a large ball of rock and threw it into the air, it would later become known as the moon. The other nine each took on a form of corruption and purity, and more or less power. They would soon be called the Bijuu [tailed beast]. As you know I am the ninth, the strongest, my corruption is wrath, the more wrath in the world the more angry I become, my purity is love with love I am freed to be my own being."

The beast took a deep breath. "After many years Uchiha Madara came to me seeking power, by looking at me with odd eyes, eyes I'd later learn were the eternal mangekyo sharingan [Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye] and forced my purity away. Without it my wrath took control until Uzumaki Mito sealed me into herself, she was the first Kyuubi Jinchuuriki with Uzumaki Kushina, the blonde's mother being the second. I never liked either of them, Mito saw me as only a beast and Kushina fucking wrapped me onto a boulder with unbreakable barbed chain … if it hadn't of hurt the kit, I'd love the fact I killed that bitch."

The 3 genin sat there, still for a moment before Naruto asked "My turn?" Sakura replied "Yup, but no moving, you're comfortable." Sasuke nodded unable to deny the inexplicit feeling's he now had around the 2, but enjoying them none the less, as was Naruto. Naruto had never known, and Sasuke had forgotten these feelings. Comfort, family love, home, the knowledge that those next to you were family, that you'd do anything for them, and they for you.

"Well as I'm sure you already guessed I am the third Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, it's why he's here after all. As I already said I forgot to tell you but I did mean to. I hope this doesn't change anything but I will tell you 2 about what that means. Jinchuuriki aren't … treated well. We're viewed not as the containers we are, but as the demons we hold. At the age of 4 I was kicked out of the orphanage, it took almost 4 months before the Hokage found me and gave me a place to live, shitty though it was. I've been beaten, starved, ignored, and worse, no rape though for which I'm grateful for. By associating with me a lot of people are going to be mad. I know the Haruno family and Inuzuka clan in particular hate me; well all of them except the Saritobi, Aburama, and Nara clan hate me. Especially the civilians. I should have warned you about that first, before we did this."

Sakura looked disgusted, and Sasuke simply said "It doesn't matter, we're here together and nothing is going to stop us, if someone gets in our way we crush them." "As touching as this is, I should tell you all about the changes that have happened to your bodies."

What weapons should they have? And a good throwing/piercing weapon besides kunai? Shurikan's are cutting and sebon needles are too fragile for their increased strength and speed. Read, review, suggest.