Disclaimer: I own nothing except the idea, Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto, if there are resemblances to other stories they will either be credited or it is unintentional.

Note: No sword/Naruto he's gonna be the physical one, gauntlets or knives. If I add gun's he'd be the one to use them to balance his close rangeness. Rather than whip/Naruto maybe bladed chain and with Sakura? She is gonna be the long range one, Sasuke will be support/ assassin/ leader/ politics/ planner. Razor wire?

Chapters will get longer. This is my first fic so I was trying to make sure I understood the uploading and to see any reviews on the style and other questions. As for combining chapters, no. Most of my stories will start with short chapter for explanations. This should be the last short chapter although updating will slow down.

Kiba, Hana, Tsume spared from bashing? And it's Aburame? Sorry, not gonna be changed but I'll type it right from now on, or try to at least. Should they have familiars? Like the Inuzuka's only with either wolfs or foxes.

Should Itachi come back? Have a pairing?

Sasuke/Anko/Haku - Naruto/Shizune/Tenten – Sakura/Kiba/Shino? Kakashi-Hokage/Mei-Mizukage? Kakashi/Hana?

No bi/homo-sexual or gender-bender this story, maybe in a future one.

No beta or anything, I did this more or less on a whim and while I continue I'm not investing enough time to find a beta or figure out how that would work.

Thanks for all the reviews sent and any ideas given.

Legend

"What is love"-speech

'Baby don't hurt me'-thought

"I hate bunnies"-bijuu/angry Jinchuuriki/summons

Rasengan - jutsu

[Translation]

(In story author note)

Sakura asked "What do you mean 'what happened to our bodies'?" "Did you expect to be the same after bonding your DNA with these 2, kit?" Asked the huge Kitsune. "Well, I wasn't really thinking about it." Answered Sakura. "Well … there were some changes." "Can you explain them, and why you're calling us 'kit'?" Asked Sasuke.

"Well I'm calling you 'kit' because I always called the blonde kit and sense you 3 are all siblings now all 3 of you are 'kit'." The kitsune thought for a moment. "Now are we done questioning the most powerful living thing there is while he's trying to help you or are you gonna continue annoying him?"

They all shook their heads, in Naruto's case just not wanting the argument. "O.K. my turn now? Good" Sakura and Sasuke stared in amazement, while Naruto rubbed his eyes and shook his head. Who knew the feared Kyuubi no Kitsune was a sarcastic jerk? "Anyways', let's start with the general changes before we get into the more specific individual traits. Over all you three are strong, as in bench press 200 pounds strong, and fast, fast enough to leave 95% of jonin in the dust with minor effort, and of course an uncountable amount of stamina. You're going to be running for days, and making your mates very happy. More than likely 2 for each of you, under C.R.A. and just to be satisfying for your stamina."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow in question, Naruto muttered "ero-kitsune" [ero-pervert/perverted] while Sakura turned red at the thought of 2 guys pleasing her just to satisfy her she then yelled "What are you suggesting you perverted jerk."

Kurama replied "What's wrong? I didn't say you had to get 2 mates, just pointing out how hard you'd be to satisfy due to your stamina, plus you 3 are basically the paragon of humans. Long life, you'll almost never get sick, strong, the only drawbacks are your natures and the blood drinking, getting 2 mates or even more for any of you three would be easy. As mentioned you'll never get sick, period, and only the strongest and fastest of poisons will affect you for more than a second or have any real impact on you at all. Also your chakra is highly unique, this has caused you 2 have more chakra, more control, any jutsu you do will be extra strong, and if you push enough chakra into an animal you may be able to bond with it but I'm not sure."

The three looked on in shock as the fox continued "Finally the sharingan, well to put it bluntly, I changed it." Sasuke was too shocked to be mad yet, while Sakura and Naruto looked on curiously. "First of all, the pupil is slitted like mine, call it vanity." Naruto immediately said "its vanity." Sakura and even Sasuke sweat dropped, while the fox and blonde glared at each other.

Kurama muttered "Moving on." Before continuing in his normal booming voice. "Anyways, before the ever clever kit here decided to speak" Mass sweat dropping again "These eyes are also more integral to your bodies. Your children will have them from birth and they'll easily activate, if you get to mad the person in front of you is gonna see your eyes flash red with little comma's in them. Also the Mangekyo sharingan and the eternal version are both natural now. The tomeo's won't spin, the first will be at the bottom, and the next to, respectively, the top right then left, the mangekyo versions will appear in the bottom right then left. If you were to connect them they'd make an inverted star. The 5 mangekyo abilities are spread to each of the tomeo's they'll be, in order, a compact Susanoo, it'll fit the body, Amaterasu flames to use in fire jutsu's, Tsukiyomi to create gen-jutsu, the 4 will strengthen all these and the last will give you Kamui a space-time nin-jutsu I'll explain when it becomes more relevant."

Sasuke interrupted "But the Sharingan can already cast gen-jutsu." The kitsune answered "The original can, yours will have hypnosis instead, better for getting what you want, worse for traps." Naruto decided narrow this down a little "So we have advanced physical, and chakra capabilities, and hypnosis?"

"Yes you have also all matured, I won't tell you what you look like, it's gonna be a surprise, although you all look good, however I will tell you all aged. Your bodies are about 15, so you can do whatever you want, drink, smoke, get drunk, fuck, whatever." The three humans face faulted at the fox's words.

"Now you each have a specialty, what you're great at, a secondary, which you good at, and the last one which you're decent at. The Blonde baka-kit's physical first then chakra. The Pink ero-kit's strength is chakra next hypnosis." The males all ignored Sakura's cries of "I'm not a dobe" while trying to rid herself of the persisting 3some images going on in her head. "And Sasuke rounds it out with his specialty being hypnosis, and secondary being physical." Ended the bijuu.

"I understand me being strength; I like to rely on blood and endurance for most things anyways." Spoke Naruto "But why these 2?"The fox answered "Your close range, the pinkette is long, and the quite kit is more leader/assassin the upfront fighter." Questions answered, Naruto nodded.

"So?" asked Naruto, Sakura looked bewildered herself, but Sasuke simply nodded and said "Let's wake up and see what's changed."

That should be it for the intro's and thus, future chapters are gonna star getting longer. Read, review, give me feedback and suggestions. Thanks to all who have already done so, and I'll see you next time readers.