This is the last Chapter of Love-Mailed. Enjoy!

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Chapter 22:

"Sasuke Uchiha, do you take Naruto Uzumaki to be your lawfully wedded... husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?" the priest asked.

"I do," Sasuke said.

"And do you, Naruto Uzumaki take Sasuke Uchiha to be your lawfully wedded... husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?" the priest asked.

"I do," Naruto said.

"Then by the power invested in me," the priest announced. "I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss your bride."

"Wife?" Naruto squawked. "Bride? I'm a..." Naruto was shut up by Sasuke's lips on him. Naruto smiled and kissed back. Cheers broke out from the onlookers. Sasuke guided his bride down the aisle and to their limo. The driver drove them to the reception hall.

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Sasuke glared as Mikoto flipped through the baby pictures of the groom. He hated his baby pictures. His wife kept cooing at every picture. Sasuke sighed. When Mikoto finally sat down, he was glad that it was over. But then he saw Itachi take the stage. He groaned, thinking that he wasn't gonna like whatever his brother had planned.

"Now for pictures of the bride," Itachi said. This brightened Sasuke up right away. Tears instantly filled Naruto's eyes. It had been a long time since he had seen pictures of himself with his parents. After their deaths, Naruto hid his album. And when the fire happened, he thought all was lost. He wondered where Itachi got the pictures. The pictures continued from when Naruto was a baby all the way up 'til his eighteenth birthday, just as the had for Sasuke. Soon, the pictures came to an end and Itachi stepped off the stage. Suigetsu and Shikamaru took the stage next. Suigetsu had been Sasuke's best man, while Shikamaru had been Naruto's.

"I've known Sasuke for a long time," Suigetsu said. "And he has never been as happy as he has been since he met Naruto. The two have been through a lot and I'm glad to see them still together. And man do I have to say that I'm amazed someone actually wanted to marry the emo kid." Sasuke glared at Suigetsu as Naruto laughed. "He can be one hell of a bastard, but he also has a good side, if you look deep enough. Anyway, to Sasuke and Naruto." The onlookers repeated "to Sasuke and Naruto." Suigetsu handed the mike to Shikamaru.

"Naruto is stupid," Shikamaru said causing Naruto to frown. "He can't cook anything besides ramen and eggs. Sometimes he even burns those." Some laughed before Shikamaru continued. "He may have a lot of faults, but he has a big heart." Everyone nodded in agreement. "And the center of his heart is Sasuke. This speech has been too troublesome to write, so let's just say, to Naruto and Sasuke." The crowd shrugged before repeating "to Naruto and Sasuke." The two got off the stage.

"Remind me to kill Shikamaru later," Naruto said.

"Ditto," Sasuke said.

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Sasuke and Naruto opened gift after gift thanking the giver. Itachi handed Sasuke a DVD in a case with no title on it. A note was attached to it:

Thought you'd like to see what started it all.

-Itachi

Confused, Sasuke put it down before opening another gift. Naruto get looked at the DVD with a questioning look. He shrugged as he too moved to open the next gift. Neither noticed Itachi grabbing it and putting it in Sasuke's suitcase.

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Sasuke began to take out his clothes to put away. Naruto was doing the same. The two were now on their honeymoon. Sasuke raised an eyebrow when he found the DVD Itachi had given them among his things. Naruto looked over to see what caused Sasuke to pause and saw the DVD. Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other before shrugging. Sasuke went to the DVD player and put in. Moans and gasps soon filled the room. Sasuke's eyes widened at the sight.

Naruto blushed. The DVD had been the same porn video he had used to blackmail Sasuke. He quickly grabbed the remote from Sasuke and turned it off. His face was still red.

Sasuke blinked. Then he glared. "Damn Itachi," he cursed. "I sware I'm going to castrate him!"

Naruto grinned as an idea came to his mind. He walked over to his things and pulled out his camera. "Sasuke?"

Sasuke ignored him, too busy threatening to kill his brother.

"Hey Sasuke?" Naruto asked poking Sasuke's arm.

"What?" Sasuke was still angry.

"I know what will make you feel better," Naruto said. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at his wife. Naruto held up the camera. "We can make a video of our own." Sasuke smirked. He picked up Naruto bridal style and moved to their bed.

"I think that's the second best idea you've ever had," Sasuke said.

"What was the first?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke smiled. "Marrying me."

And so, the new couple did just as Naruto suggested, though, their movie turned out to be much longer.

Sorry about not ending it with a lemon. If I added anymore lemons, this story would have turned sour.

If you laughed at that, you are my new best friend.

Thank you for reading this! I hope you liked it!

Also, if you do want me to write a sequel about Itachi's story, let me know or I won't write it.