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Note: I'm tired, but it's raining and that makes me want to write.

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Legend

"What is love"-speech

'Baby don't hurt me'-thought

"I hate bunnies"-bijuu/angry Jinchuuriki/summons

Rasengan - jutsu

[Translation]

(In story author note)

The 5 ninja reached Konoha after 2 days of running, with the speed increased boys slowing down for the high Chunnin speed girls. This had cause Haku to be upset until they showed that not only were they faster, but so was Sakura and they were slowing down for her. When she pouted about this Sasuke had called her adorable, making her blush and then said she was even cuter blushing, increasing said blush. If this kept up she'd start to invent new shades of red, and it only got worse when Sakura, who she learned was the most perverted of the siblings volunteered Sasuke to give her a ride, pointing out how much she'd love to ride him and that her scent meant she couldn't lie about it. More reds were seen.

As they came up on the gates she reviewed what she knew of the 4, the Hokage, and the village.

Kakashi, he was different than what she would have expected from an S-class ninja, much less one with names like his. He was lazy and read smut in public, when it didn't involve 'his kids' he was at least 2 hours late to everything and came up with the stupidest lies, what was the 'road of life' anyways? However she remembered his power and if she was right he was going to be the next Hokage.

She remembered how they had described the Hokage, The younger 2 as 'fair, but strict', Kakashi had described him as 'fair and firm' however it was Naruto's description and subsequent conversation that had been most telling and why she thought Kakashi would be the next Hokage. He had described as 'fair, but he's old' Kakashi had sighed but nodded. When asked what he meant he had replied 'He's fair, and I owe him so much, my life and sanity more times than I can count and more, however he is too old for his job. He wants less conflict, and is too willing to make concessions, the academy was 3 times harder and the councils had less than half their current power and wealth 10 years ago.' Kakashi had sighed and said 'Yeah, he's too old for his job, but he already found a successor, and he's almost ready." This last sentence made her think Kakashi would be the next Hokage, all he seemed to be missing was stamina, but if what she had seen was any indication he was training for more even as she thought about this.

Naruto was an ever-changing mystery, every time she thought she understood him, and she found something proving her wrong. He reminded her of an old saying 'every time you think you know the answer, he changes the question.' It's like he knew she was watching them, and just wanted to mess with her. Then again from what she knew about him he might be. Strong and loyal to a degree just below fanatic, yet willing to speak ill and even curse those who hold his loyalty. Kind and caring, capable of holding a babe or pet a pup, yet she had witnessed there feeding, and he was the worst. The most horrible thing in a human is helplessness, when you hear rape and kidnapped victims something that is always stressed is the lack of choice, in them being helpless against it. Where Sakura had mutilated them and Sasuke terrified them, Naruto had made them feel helpless. The goof ball of the 4, yet she knew he was the first one the others would go to for help or comfort. A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, surrounded by a riddle.

Sakura was, well the first words that came to head with her were, Perverted, Kinky, and Sadistic. She was a pervert, she blamed Kakashi the three called him ossan [uncle] after all. She blamed the kinky on Naruto, the reason for this was because she seemed to get off on biting, the other 2 enjoyed it, it was built into them, genetically, to enjoy it, however she would swear Sakura actually had an orgasm from it in a non-aggressive situation one time. Sadistic came from Sasuke, to everyone else he was at least, and Sakura could act like this at times. Haku just hoped the girl wouldn't bite her, besides that she could deal with, if with some embarrassment, her quirks.

Sasuke was a contradiction, a person with 2 opposite sides, the Sasuke with her or his family was one, and the Sasuke when she or his family wasn't around were completely different. When he was with her or the others he was nice, caring, not open but willing, flirty but that was apparently her smell, and honest. When with others he was kinda a jackass, uncaring, closed and cold, dismissive of everyone not in his group, and quite.

Konoha had 2 sides as well. The one most people heard about, it was the strongest village, had some of the strongest ninja, calm, accepting, and disliked war. But that wasn't what she had heard from the Tasatsu family, as she thought of the 4, regardless of anything else. Discriminative, lax, power hungry, and unthinking. From what she understood Naruto was discriminated against for something, Kakashi was lax like most of them before this mission, Sasuke as a former Uchiha was well acquainted with their hunger for power, and Sakura was an unthinking sheep before whatever happened to the 3.

Kakashi she could, tolerate, his lateness and attitude was annoying, however that made him no less powerful and he was, in his own way, caring. She thought she liked what she had heard about the Hokage, or Hokage-Jiji [Jiji-old man-gramps] as Naruto called him. Naruto she got along with, she'd even say they were friends. Sakura scared her, and teased her; she could deal with the red-head as long as she was ok with always blushing. Sasuke, she didn't know, she liked him and kinda wanted him to ask her out, but they scared her vaguely. She thought if she could adjust to them though she'd love to at least try with the ravenette.

She focused back onto reality as Kakashi talked to the 2 gate guards. Guard one "Halt state your business, and who are these 4 gaki's." Kakashi replied in a tone that scared the guards "Watch your tone when you talk to or about me or my genin or you'll die and I'll be the only one to ever know where the body is." Taking a moment for that to sink in, he hated it when people disrespected them, he use to just shrug it off though, no longer, they would remember who he was and act like it or they would pay. "Team seven and their guest are returning we'll go to the Hokage now that is all weaklings like you need to know." And with that he strode past them, the 4 following him, the siblings grinning, oh how they loved their ossan.

As the 5 walked through Konoha they got a few looks. Curiosity, when they recognized Sasuke respect, when they recognized Naruto fear and hatred, and to Kakashi and his determined stride some wonder, though that might have just been that he wasn't reading his smut, he had a mission after all.

As they made their way into the tower the secretary tried to stop them, saying something about "damn demons" and "meetings" and "comeback later, without the demon" to be honest she wasn't paying attention, to mad. Kakashi just let loose a little KI and said "Were going in" she shut up very quickly after that and they walked in.

They walked, well with Kakashi's current attitude that said "Disrespect me and die" they strode in, but whatever, they strode in to what looked like a mini meeting. As they stopped Sakura, not being perverted for once, pointed at and introduced everyone in the room.

"Those 3 are team 8; the thin boy is Nara Shikamaru, he's a shadow user, a genius beyond most compare, but lazy and not a good fighter. The bigger boy is Akimichi Choji, call him fat and he'll kill you, well try, he's too kind for his own good though. The blond girl is a fan girl named Yamanaka Ino; she's well a Sasuke fan girl. Their Sensei is the big smoker guy, Saritobi Asuma the son of the Hokage, and one of the only wind user's in the village.

The next one is team 9 or team Guy, we've never met them, and we only know what ossan has told us. The lone hair one is a guy, well I was told he was a he, but … he's Hyuuga Neji you wouldn't know what it means but he's a branch member and considered a prodigy. The mouse is a Minnie by the name of Tenten and a weapon user who supposedly never miss's, also she smells like someone Naruto would like. The bowl cut kid is Rock Lee, he can't use his chakra but he's amazing at Tia-jutsu as is their sensei Might Guy. He's one of the few people that can spar with ossan and a Tia-jutsu master beyond everyone else.

Last and possibly least is team 10, a tracker team. Dog boy is Inuzuka Kiba, and he smells good so I might eat him later {que sweat drop's from her brothers} and a good tracker. The other boy is Aburame Shino, bug user, doesn't show emotion, smart. The blushing girl is Hyuuga Hinata, a Hyuuga, but she's shy, a good fighter but she's too shy to show it, her clan makes her fight her younger sister often and although she's better than her she doesn't fight seriously because she doesn't want to hurt her, most of her clan label her weak because of that attitude. Their sensei is Yuuhi Kurenia a gen-jutsu mistress and a sexist against males, known as the ice queen due to this attitude, I think she needs to lose her virginity and maybe she'll calm down. {Naruto face palmed, Sasuke tried not to hit his sister, a purple haired girl in the corner snickered and Kurenia blushed} Not much to worry about she's a rookie jonin and relies too much on gen-jutsu.

The purple haired girl that Sasuke keeps looking at is Miterashi Anko our resident snake mistress, and a member of I&T, she's a pervert, nice and is looking at otouto as much as he's looking at her."

Throughout Sakura's introduction everyone had been listening in, just as Kurenia was about to call her out on it Kakashi interrupted "I will talk to the Hokage with my team, everyone, including ANBU, out NOW." Every one stood stock still for a second, Asuma and Kurenia thinking why a washed up jonin would demand anything, Guy hoping his rival was back, everyone else shocked that he would demand this. When they didn't do so immediately he leaked Kage level KI and most ran out, Anko slower than the other watching Sasuke for a moment, the ANBU checked with Hiruzen, and Guy stopped for a moment. "It is good to have you back my eternal rival!" Kakashi eye smiled slightly and said "It's good to be back, meet me at training ground 48 at 6 in 3 days for a spar, a real one and don't bring the weights; I'm not playing any longer." Guy only smiled, did his 'Nice Guy Pose' and ran to find his students.

After everyone else had left in their various moods, Kakashi activated the silencing seal he knew was there and sat down in front of the Hokage. The Hokage, while surprised at Kakashi's actions, the new girl, and the changes the 3 genin had undergone, decided to just get through this "What happened to you and a report for this mission is necessary."

Kakashi thought how to word his reply for a second before "I noticed something, I'm not respected and it annoys me. They think I'm washed up, fine let's see them think that when I fight them, they think I'm a useless pervert, OK let's see them say that after I save their lives, they say this village has no use for me, I can deal with that because I know that's not true. However I've saved how many lives? Turned the tides of what amount of battle? This village and its people owe me how much? And for a time I was fine, I thought it would pass, but no longer, especially not with my new goal. They will learn to respect me or learn to fear me. My new goal? Your old Hokage-sama, you are possibly the greatest Hokage we've ever had, Sensei didn't live long enough to take that from you, but your old and we need someone new, until we get that I'll have to take that hat and prove we are still strong."

Hiruzen couldn't be happier, he had a successor who he knew loved Konoha and would protect it with all of his considerable might, Kakashi one of his greatest Shinobi was getting serious again, and this village would get a wakeup call that it needed. "I'm happy to hear that and we'll have to discuss many things, but for now I think your report is necessary."

"Make sure you have some aspirin Jiji, this is one hell of a ride." Said a smiling Naruto as Kakashi started.

{About 2 hours later, a detailed report, and a headache on Hiruzen's part.}

"This is a headache and 3 half's." Said Hiruzen, making Naruto laugh, the other 2 grinned, Haku looked on in sympathy, and Kakashi just eye smiled. The old man sighed and muttered "OK, one step at a time, alright? Alright."

Sighing again Hiruzen decided on the easiest part, well easiest for him anyways. "OK you 3, you all want to change your family names to 'Tasatsu' and move into the formerly Uchiha, now Tasatsu compound. Also you want it known that your siblings, Naruto in clan control, and the family holders of the Sasoriza contract? You also want Miss Haku to be under Sasuke's protection and for Kakashi to take your council seat until you reach chunin, when you'll appoint someone else so he'll have more time for other jobs. Did I get all that?"

They all nodded. For about 5 minutes Hiruzen took and filled out various documents before giving them for the 5 to sign and then filing them away.

There would be problems, the civilians would argue Naruto is controlling the others; the Shinobi won't like the power shift this may cause, and Haruno Sakumo won't like her daughter not only being friends with Naruto and giving up on Sasuke. However they could argue with these 4, if he was lucky they may drain a few and give him less headaches. That thought appealed to him a little bit too much.

With everything else, he made a time to meet Kakashi to start teaching him Hokage things, and made sure he had a mission for them all to do, he even had one in mind, and they would all appear in a council meeting tomorrow. He also set up a time to get them some blood-bags.

{The next day}

The next day the 5 were walking to the meeting room in the tower, ready to tell everyone off. They wanted back home, they had taken everyone's stuff from their houses and put it in their respected rooms at the compound. They still needed to organize them all though and they ranked that far above this stupid meeting. Well Haku didn't, but she was the nicest one out of the 5 so whatever.

As they walked in Kakashi nodded to the Shinobi side of the council, Haku bowed to all, and the sibling continue to talk about whether or not fish pee'd … no one ever said they were talking about anything important, just more important than this meeting.

The civilian side was pissed that no one except this no name girl was acknowledging them, the Shinobi side was kinda mad the three now matching brats weren't paying attention, and the Hokage and his adviser Danzo were amused by all this. Off to the side the other 3 rookie teams and their sensei's were there sense most of them were either going to be clan heads or advisors one day, and no one thought this meeting would be too bad or important, plus they all had a personal connection to at least one of the involved.

Deciding to start of one of the fatter civilians stood and was about to talk when Sasuke and Sakura in front of Naruto whirled around to hit him on the head for an especially stupid comment and everyone stopped. They stopped because of the symbols on their backs, Akuma Kitsune and Monsutakitsune and Naruto fell showing the kanji on him, Oni Kitsune, and for the rookies this was meaningless. However for the older generation to know that they would willingly associate with foxes was worrying and that one of them was 'The Last Uchiha' and the other was a councilwoman daughter was worrying.

As they got over that Naruto jumped up but before he could speak or retaliate Danzo asked "Can there be some order? Can you all at least pretend to know how to act even if none of you seem capable of such a feet?" This offended most people when Sasuke spoke up "Kaka-ossan is showing respect and so are you and the Hokage, and that's better than I thought would happen, 3 people at one of these meeting? Gotta be a record. Take what you can get." His 2 siblings visibly agreed with him and so did Danzo even if he didn't show it. Everyone else just got even madder.

Sakumo, Sakura's former mother, got up and started to yell.

And that's all, I just can't think of anything else right now. Read, review, give me your thoughts, and thank you all.