Disclaimer: I own nothing except the idea, Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto, if there are resemblances to other stories they will either be credited or it is unintentional.

Note: For the record Kakashi is just reminding everyone that he is one of the greatest Shinobi they have, he's sill the late, smut reading an, he'll just do it slightly less in public, and he won't be late when Tasatsu involved, no need to get a trio of bloodsuckers that know where you live angry at you.

This is the part where they make fun of and own just about everyone just because they can. The obligatory make fun of everything chapter.

Thanks for all the reviews sent and any ideas given.

Legend

"What is love"-speech

'Baby don't hurt me'-thought

"I hate bunnies"-bijuu/angry Jinchuuriki/summons

Rasengan - jutsu

[Translation]

(In story author note)

Sakumo stood up and started yelling at the team, she went for a good 5 minutes at amazing pitches on something. To be honest no one knew what she was saying, it's like trying to understand a jet airplane, it's simply too loud to notice the changes of individual words. She finally stopped, took a breath and screamed "WELL? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS?"

Everyone looked at the floor to see the team's reaction and half of them almost broke down in laughter.

In front was Kakashi and Sakura, in the exact same position, in both of their left hands was an icha-icha book, Sakura was on book 2, Kakashi was on book 58, both of them even had the same expression on their faces, giggling perversely every now and then. Behind them was Naruto and Sasuke playing ping pong, where they got the ball, table, or paddles no one knew. On a chair in the middle was Haku being the judge of the game. After realizing all the noise stopped Haku started blushing while the 4 Tasatsu all said, in unison, in the exact same lazy tone "Huh? Did you say something?" Everyone else face faulted at team 7's response to a 5 minute long reprimand.

Meanwhile the rookies all had one common thought 'WTF'

After every one picked themselves up, it took a moment sense Tsume had fallen on her wolf and he wasn't happy about that. After every one was back in their respective seats Sakumo started again "HARUNO SAKURA WHY ARE YOU WITH THAT BOY AND TALKING TO ME LIKE THIS" After a moment no one responded, in creepy unison Kakashi and Sakura flipped the pages of their books when Sasuke decided to interject "Aneki, I think the monkey over there is talking to you."

Sakura looked up and said in a disapproving tone "Be quite otouto, it's a monkey, they can't speak English and can't communicate, stop encouraging it." Naruto decided to put in his 2 cents "That's an insult to monkey the world over; maybe some form of mutated peacock?" This got the 3 sibling into a 3 minute long discussion over what type of animal Sakumo was and then continued for another 5 onto other councilmen and their animal avatars. On the inside Kakashi, Hiruzen, and Danzo were all laughing as everyone else got madder and madder as the 3 continued, it didn't help when they compared Hiashi with a poodle, all bark, no bite, and prances around more than it has any right to.

They also compared the Nara's to owls, which they all thought was cool, the Akimichi with bull frogs, they weren't happy about this, the Yamanaka with leeches, they didn't like this either, the Inuzuka's with puppies, as they never seemed to grow up, and the Aburame with beetles, which they all agreed was the coolest out of them all. They then continued with comparing Danzo with an elephant, long memory, huge power, and a good poker face. They also compared Hiruzen with a cat, more lives than was reasonable, cunning to fault, and lovable when he wasn't ripping you with his claws.

Eventually Kakashi stopped them with "That's enough you 3, quite down." This got the three to all whine like 5 year olds "Kaka-ossan." Meanwhile Haku wondered if she was in trouble, she tried to be respectful but when the 2 brothers had pushed her into a chair, which she didn't know where they got it, and told her to judge she had just done it, she hadn't known what else to do.

Kakashi, Hiruzen, and Danzo all marveled at how child like the siblings were acting, especially sense they knew the three's true nature, Danzo was given the true report by Hiruzen, the 2 didn't exactly like each other they thought the other was 2 strict or soft respectively, but they saw the necessity in the other.

Tsume decided to sum up just about everyone's thoughts "What happened? And what are you talking about?" The three decided to answer, starting from Sasuke, to Sakura, to Naruto, than all 3 in unison. "Many things/great and small/don't you wish/you knew them all?" At the end their eyes all turned red and there seemed to be far too many daggers in their mouths where teeth had once been.

There was an awkward silence as everyone either didn't know what to say to that or was scared by the collective red eyes, fang combo.

After a moment Kakashi sighed and said, "Are we here for a reason? As much as I love all you weaklings being mocked by your betters we can do that at another point in time." A civilian couldn't help but point out "Their not being mocked" pointing at the Nara's and Aburame's Kakashi replied "They aren't weak; you are so why are you talking?"

After letting him splutter for a moment Kakashi decided this fool had to learn his place. Kakashi decided to test something he had learned from Kurama. KI or Killing Intent was used by sending your want to kill out into the natural chakra in the air, what he was using was Kurama's specialty, KP or Killing pressure. The reason Kurama's chakra felt so malevolent was because while there was the same amount of desire, he pumped out chakra as well making it seem thicker and more oppressing.

Now Kakashi was giving it a shot, he let loose KI at kage levels, but by adding about chunnin level reserves with it, it almost doubled the KP. Several of the civilians and genin almost had heart attacks from the fear Kakashi generated, the jonin and clan heads all were on instant defensive, Hiruzen approved of this new tactic, Danzo wanted to know if he could do such a thing and Tasatsu? They were trying to keep from laughing at everyone's expressions; hey being blood suckers connected to a demon tends to make KI ineffective.

After a moment Kakashi stopped and dropped it to chunnin KI and spoke in his ANBU voice, calm, cold, and demanding respect "Who do you think you are? I'm superior to you in every way; remember that and I may let you live worm." For a moment there was silence then there was a clapping noise? They looked behind Kakashi where Sakura was once again reading, and behind her was the 2 Tasatsu boys were sitting crossed legs playing patty cake?

…

Moving on everyone decided to ignore that and Kakashi continued "May I ask what you believe gives you the right to talk to or about my team like that? Is it the ANBU? You'd be dead before they moved. The Hokage, I'm too valuable to this village to punish for you. The jonin in the room? Besides Guy there so far below me they can't even think about my level and Guy won't help a moron like you. So I ask again, to everyone, from the clan heads to you little rookie jonin, from the genin to the ANBU, what do you think gives you the right to think about talking to me like this? You're beneath me."

He waited another moment before bowing to the Hokage and asking in a lazy drawl "Is there a reason we're here?"

Sakura interrupted "Wait a moment ... aren't we here for the petting zoo? Kaka-ossan you said we were going to the zoo, you didn't lie did you?" Kakashi just said "I said zoo, and this has defiantly been a zoo, I never said anything about a petting zoo." Sakura pouted and went back to reading her book. Sakumo as just looking on in shock at how her daughter was acting.

The genin were all completely mystified by what was going on, this go worse as Naruto and Sasuke stood up, grabbed Sakura and using Haku as an unwilling judge they started performing flips and having her rate them. Kakashi looked back, shook his head and looked back to Hiruzen waiting for his answer.

Hiruzen sighed and was about to answer when Naruto cut in "Kaka-ossan, is there any way for you to turn blond?" "No, why?" "I don't know I suddenly had an image of you blond, yellow energy around you then shouting 'I'm a boss' and then a ball of energy in your hand shouting 'Kamehameha!' is that weird?" (I'd just like to point out Kamehameha is a word in Word dictionary, and I apparently miss spelled it …)

…

Kakashi finally said "Naruto, go back to flipping." "OK ossan!"

Back to Hiruzen, who took out a bottle, knocked a few pills into his hand, grabbed some water and downed them all in one go, while saying "For my headaches." Taking a moment to breathe calmly Hiruzen once again began "you were called for the change in name, adoption and change of line, and to question young Haku here."

Kakashi nodded and said "Which do you fools wish to uselessly complain about first?" and eye-smiled like the ass he was. The council was about to explode with anger over this farce and it wasn't helping that Naruto and Sakura had started to sing 'Mary had a Little Lamb' in the background. It took all of Kakashi's will power to not bust out laughing, he knew they were doing it on purpose, just to annoy the council, but that made it no less funny.

Hiashi was fed up with this and decided to say so "What do you mean 'uselessly' we are the council and you will obey" He never finished. Kakashi let loose KP almost double of before, one of the out of shape civilian councilmen literally died due to a heart attack. Kakashi was quite, but even his silence was heard like a roar when there was no other noise, even the Aburame bugs were quite, hoping to hide and survive against the Kami before them. "Did you say I will OBEY? Now how do you intend to make me obey? You? You're not at a tenth of my power your clan? The Uchiha massacre left behind 2 Uchiha, I won't leave one Hyuuga. Who are you dealing with?"

He stayed silent for a moment and increased the pressure, killing 2 more councilmen.

"I am Hatake Kakashi. I am Kopi Ninja no Kakashi. [Copy ninja Kakashi] In Iwa I am hailed as hachi-Ri ga shibō [eight deaths] for my might. In Kumo they fear me as Raitoningu kyō [Lightning Lord] because I have surpassed them all. In Kiri they speak my name is with fear, Mizu kōtei [The water emperor] for I'm there better. Suna still remembers Ōkami o nenshō [burning wolf] as there savior in several major battles. Now who are you to question or order ME? What does some no name, no talent hack like you and your clan get off LOOKING at me without BOWED HEADS? I will make you bow and BEG if you continue, KNOW YOUR PLACE KNAVE!"

…

Total silence.

…

Kakashi simply glared at a stunned Hiashi. He wanted to say something so badly, but Kakashi's glare glued him into place, daring him to speak, move, to provoke this man who was his better. Hiashi tried, tried to speak, to defend his honor, tried to prove his own strength, yet he could do nothing, nothing at all.

Finally Kakashi stopped glaring at him and his one-eyed stare swept across the room. "Let me make this clear, this is a statement, I will no longer be your stepping mat, and I will not allow you to walk upon me any longer. This is my statement, these three are mine, and they are Tasatsu, this girl is under their protection. Anyone have a problem with that and they can take it up with me. Send your best, send clans, ANBU, whatever you have and I'll show you how far out of your depth you are. I will serve this village, not this council; I will make you bow your heads. Whether you do it in respect for my deeds or my loyalty, or you do it in fear of my power or abilities I don't care. This village will prosper, and I'll make it so, try to stop or hinder me and see what you fools get."

He waited a moment before looking to the Hokage "Will there be anything else Hokage-sama?" in his usual lazy tone, patented eye-smile on full blast.

Hiruzen sighed, there were 3 dead councilmen and almost everyone else was in a stupor. "Come to my office in a week, all 4 genin teams here with be getting a joint mission." "Hai Hokage-sama." [hai-yes] The Tasatsu siblings all fell to one knee, left hand over their hearts, right hand knuckled to the ground. Haku likewise curtsied. Then the 5 left.

As they walked out Hiruzen looked around and decided to walk out before everyone else woke up and annoyed him, Danzo was right behind.

{Starting with Guy}

'YOSH! My most youthful rival is back! This is good, Konoha needs a good kick. I hope you have it in you I'll be with you every step of the way my old friend.'

{Going to Lee}

'Yosh, they are most youthful, I wonder if one of them will be my eternal rival?'

{Neji is up}

'Was the girl and blond not supposed to be weak? How were they able to withstand such KI from so close?'

{Tenten's turn}

'That blond was hot, and did he keep winking at me? (He was) But why were they so disrespectful?'

{Next is Asuma}

'I always heard Kakashi was one of the best, but never believed it. Now though, him and those genin, I just don't know.'

{Shikamaru's coming down to play.}

'Troublesome, troublesome blonds, troublesome ravenette, troublesome red head, troublesome jonin, troublesome new girl, troublesome family, troublesome meeting, troublesome life, troublesome day, just plain troublesome.'

{Choji come on down}

'What happened? I thought these were barbeque not honey barbeque.'

{Ino, you think}

'What happened to Sasuke-kun? And Bill-board-brow? Naruto-baka? I thought there sensei was some washed up wannbe. I don't understand anything here.'

{Anko, who snuck in when no one was looking before the meeting}

'So Mr. Lazy isn't lazy, blondy is crazy, Red is a mini of Kakashi, and hottie just goes along. Now how to get hottie alone.'

{Kurenia the miss prissy is here for here for her say}

'They, what? A washed up pervert, a perverted girl, an undoubtedly pig of a blond and a quite ravenette who's probably just as bad, what are they doing to that poor girl with them.' (I actually like Kurenia, but she's too easy to make fun of when you have these types of characters, in future fic's she'll be better, maybe even a main pairing.)

{Kiba, the disturbed}

'Sakura is now a hot red head, and she kept looking at me like she was going to eat me. I feel very scared about that.'

{Shino is here too}

'Interesting, I should get to know them and their change better if this is any indication. I also wonder why they seemed to have a problem with almost every clan except mine and the Nara's. Their chakra has also changed; something to look into.'

{Hinata, the meek}

For the record she's stuttering, but I can't type that, my computer sometimes auto corrects. 'Naruto-kun, what happened to you and why are you siblings? Who is this new girl? Does she want Naruto-kun?'

{A week later at the Hokage office}

Hiruzen looked at the team he had assembled it was made specifically for this one mission. The team had genin teams 7, 8, 9, and 10 and also had Tasatsu family friend Haku and Jonin helper Miterashi Anko. There was some animosity in the room and a lot of curiosity, and lust but that was mostly Sakura as she looked at Kiba and Anko as she looked at Sasuke.

He spoke up before anyone got any ideas "This is an important mission, the leaders will be in order, Kakashi, Anko, Guy, anything past that and you had better be all on the same page. If it's just the genin than the Tasatsu siblings are in charge, No arguments."

He looked at them all, waiting for their mission "This is an A-rank mission, and bring back Senju Tsunade and her assistant Kato Shizune." (Her uncle is Kato Dan so I figured that would be her last name.) He took a puff of his pipe and continued "Bring them back, peacefully if possible, in chains if not, and make sure they can work once all is said and done."

That's it, tell me what you think. Hope to hear from you, until next time folks.