Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, v7
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"Well, GLaDOS, how do you feel?"
"...You installed an urge?"
"...Yeah."
"...and you really think that that's going to work?"
"We'll see."
The urge got stronger and stronger every second. After only a few hours, I couldn't stand it.
I was so mad at Doug right then.
After work, everyone left, except Doug. I noticed he was hiding. When everyone was gone, he started to tamper with a computer. My view switched.
There she was, stuck in a cyrosleep, dressed in an orange testing suit. She looked so peaceful, so helpless, so vulnerable, so... testable...
NO! THAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER, YOU MONSTER!
The camera switched back to Doug, and he started to cry.
Doug never cried.
"I-I'm so sorry. Here, I'll help you."
He was carrying a book of crosswords.
After I watched him solve the first one, I felt much better.
Much, Much better.
In fact, it was the greatest feeling I had ever felt in my entire life.