Author's Note: Here is the second chapter of 'Blonde Haired Devil'. *cheers*

I can't believe I am uploading the second chapter in a day. Though both chapters are small. Meh, details.

So, Naruto is alive. Don't worry. I can't write a story about Naruto if he is dead. Unless it's about a Naruto ghost. Anyway, this chapter is about what happened to Naruto after last chapter's incidents, so jump right in.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or High School DxD

Chapter 2: Waking up as a devil

"Hello." talking

'Hello.' thinking

"Hello." Kyuubi talking

'Hello.' Kyuubi thinking

*Knock* Sound effects

"Ugh." Naruto woke up with a start. "What happened? Was that a dream?"

"Not really." was the reply, seemingly from out of nowhere.

"Who's there? Show yourself."

"Oh shut up. Don't get your panties in a bunch. And show some respect, brat. You are talking to the world's strongest bijuu."

"Respect needs to be … WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THE STRONGEST BIJUU?"

"Ugh, brat. Stop shouting. I can hear you just fine. You don't even have to speak out loud. All you need to do is think."

"Rea.." 'I mean really?'

"Yes, because I am inside of you."

'Inside of…' "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY INSIDE OF ME!"

"STOP SHOUTING!"

'Sorry. Anyway, what do you mean by inside of me?'

"Oh, because I am sealed within you."

'Sealed within…' "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SEALED WITHIN ME!"

'I'm going to get a headache before the day is over.'

'So you are telling me that you are Kyuubi, and that the Yondaime Hokage did not kill you, but rather sealed you inside of me by sacrificing himself?'

"Yes."

'And also your life is tied to mine, so that if I die, you die?'

"That's right."

'And, yesterday, Maki-san actually went on a date with me, and then killed me. In order to ensure my survival, and thus yours too by default, you turned me into a devil?'

"Precisely."

'Tch, I must really be dreaming. Or maybe it's a hallucination. I should check the milk. Maybe it's past expiration date again…'

"Oh, snap out of it will you. You are now a devil. Get out of denial and deal with it."

'What do you mean deal with it! How am I supposed to suddenly deal with so many things? I mean look at what you just told me; I have the Kyuubi sealed inside of me, I actually got asked out on a date, before the same date killed me, and then I got turned into a devil. How does that even work?'

"You would know if you actually stopped panicking and let me explain."

'Oh.' Naruto blinked, 'sorry about that. So can you now explain how the hell I became a devil?'

"Well, you already know that I am a demon, right?"

'Well, yes. Of course. Everyone does.'

"So, you see back before I was sealed, I would roam about and destroy things that didn't suit my taste. On one of my travels, I ended up in hell, literally. There I met with the devils. There was this one man, who managed to completely stop my destruction before actually overpowering me. We were both left winded once the battle was over. He then did something… unexpected. He offered to turn me into a devil, so that we could fight side by side. He also even told me the method of becoming a devil, how nice of him."

'What happened then?'

"Oh, I killed him. Why on earth would I want to be a devil? I am completely happy as a demon, thank you very much. Anyway, so his method was very simple, something that would work on even a normal human. All it would have needed was for you to die while having some negative or dark energy in you. Now while you only have the yang part of my chakra, everyone knows that all good things tend to have a little bit of darkness in it. That's the whole concept of yin and yang if you ask me. So all I did was force a little bit of chakra out of the seal, it wasn't very hard with you dying and all that and voila, you became a devil."

'That's it? So, what does it mean, being a devil and all that.'

"Well, for one thing you will hate daylight."

'I already hated daylight, what's new about it?'

"Well, you are going to really hate it. Sunlight is damaging to devils. While it wouldn't hurt you too much considering you have me inside you, it will be draining on your ever so large reserves."

'Oh.'

"You will be stronger during the night though. You know, more energetic, faster, and seeing in the dark kind of stronger."

'Right.'

"The last ability that you should know is that you will live longer than a regular human being. This was what that sort of sealed the deal. I mean, I would take being stuck inside you over being stuck in the 'Infinite Darkness' place where all bijuu go to when their jinchuriki dies, even if I had to stay there for only 5 years."

'Live longer… How much longer are we talking about here?'

"At least a thousand year."

'A thousa…' "A THOUSAND YEAR!"

"Sheesh, brat. Quiet down, will you. I think you just shouted louder than that pink haired girl."

Somewhere in Konoha, Sakura sneezed.

'Oops, sorry. It's kind of hard to not shout when you give me such extraordinary news.'

"Yeah, well what would you do when you learned the rest of it, I wonder."

'What do you mean, rest of it?'

"Well, that even I don't know. I killed the guy before he could tell me."

'Oh, right. How are we even talking right now?'

"That is a byproduct of your reincarnation. Normally, you would have to get into your mindscape before you could talk to me. But because you reincarnated with my chakra in your chakra stream, our connection was made stronger. Though as a side effect, you can't get into your mindscape for the next 3 years, it sort of needs to repair itself from the damage it got when you were killed."

'Are you telling me my mind got damaged?'

"Nope. It's just psychological trauma. Though I sometimes do wonder if it was originally damaged."

'Hey, that was uncalled for.'

"Anyway, shouldn't you get some breakfast already? It's past 12 in the noon you know."

"WHAT? Damn I missed class completely. And I am hungry. WHERE ARE ALL MY RAMEN? Oh found one…."

*Knock, knock*

"Coming." said Naruto, before opening the door, to find an extremely handsome young man stand in front of him.

"Hello, Uzumaki Naruto. My name is Azuka Beelzebub. We need to talk."

Alright done. Damn, it's hard writing big chapters. Which is why my chapters will remain small. So you could expect fast updates of short chapters as long as life allows me, and I don't get a writer's block. But don't expect as fast as this one, cause this only happened because I had a holiday from school and work for no apparent reason. …No, I did not ditch them. I don't ditch, at least not often. Last time I ditched was maybe in… May.

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Awkward. I hope you liked the story. Please, do review. It gives us budding writers inspiration to write some more chapters. So, yeah. Reviews will be appreciated.