"Mmh?" Haruhi woke up.

She saw Mori to her right, and Honey on her left, with his Usa-chan clinging on his chest. The twins were plopped on the floor, and Kyoya was half-off the bed, half-on. The only one who wasn't here was Tamaki.

"Tamaki?" Haruhi walked into the kitchen.

She stared in shock as Tamaki was dumping food on the plates.

"Morning, Haruhi!" he smiled. "I made Okayu and Miso soup for breakfast."

Haruhi nodded, grabbing a plate and scurrying to the table.

"Itadakimasu!" Haruhi said, as she stuffed her face with rice.

"Seems like you're hungry," Tamaki chuckled.

"Yeah, I guess." Haruhi shrugged.

Tamaki put his hand on his chin. "Anyways, what was Mori doing in your bed?"

"I was sleeping, s-so he wanted to protect me.." Haruhi blushed curtfully.

"Oh?" Tamaki raised an eyebrow. "Is that all?"

"Y-Yeah," she stuttered.

Tamaki's eyebrow twitched violently.

"HOW DARE HE SLEEP WITH MY DAUGHTER! THAT PE-"

BONK. Tamaki was already lying on the floor, unconscious.

"Who did it?" Haruhi mewed, poking at Tamaki.

"We did." two familiar voices came out of the blue, swerving their arms around Haruhi.

"Thanks, I guess." Haruhi shrugged.

"You can thank Mori, he gave us the idea." they snickered, pushing Mori closer to her.

"Umm.." Haruhi blushed, staring blankly at Mori.

"..." Mori replied.

"Now kiss!" Hikaru and Kaoru pushed Mori and Haruhi closer. Before Tamaki almost had a heart attack, Honey ended the kiss with two kicks to the twins.

"Don't force them to, Hikaru and Kaoru!" Honey glanced at the twins. "Let them go at their own pace."

"..." Mori and Haruhi stared emotionlessly back at Honey, as he pushed them closer.

"Now kiss!" Honey's face brightened.

" MY DAUGHTER WILL NOT BE UNVIRGINE-"

"That's enough." Kyoya growled.

"Please!" Honey pleaded with puppy eyes, as the devious twins joined him.

Haruhi sighed. Mori looked at Haruhi, as they leaned closer.

"Just make it qu-"

Mori kissed her deeply, surprisingly. Tamaki had another heart attack, only more violent.

"NOOOOOOOO MY DAUGHTER WILL BE UNVIRGINIZED SOON~" Tamaki wept.

"Oh shut up." Haruhi rolled her eyes at him.

"Our turn! Our turn!" the twins yipped.

"No." Haruhi crossed her arms.

"But we helped you guys!" Hikaru whined.

"Yeah!" Kaoru protested.

"Fine. A kiss on the cheek is enough." Haruhi fussed.

"Me first!" Kaoru smiled.

Haruhi kissed him on the cheek lightly, before pulling away after.

"I'm waiting," Hikaru stated. Haruhi kissed his cheek more passionately, as he blushed in surprise.

I wonder if we're sleeping in the same room again, Mori thought.

"Last but not least, you!" Haruhi smiled, bending down to kiss Honey on the cheek.

"Haru~chan kissed me! In your face, Tamaki!" Honey giggled, swinging his Usa-chan.

"Fine. Don't blame me." Haruhi walked over to Tamaki, kissing him on the cheek. He squealed as she walked away.

Haruhi looked up at Kyoya, as he stared emotionlessly back at her.

She went onto her tip toes to kiss him on the cheek. His clipboard fell as her lips were on his lips. She widened her eyes as she jolted back.

"Gomen'nasai!" Haruhi hide in a corner, cowering in fear.

Kyoya walked over to her, crouching low.

"It's fine." he kissed her on the lips suddenly, as everyone but Mori stared in shock.

She's single yet, Mori sighed. I'll have to lure her sometime tonight.

Haruhi stared at Kyoya as he kissed her more passionately and deep, as they both fell to the floor. She blushed as his body was pushing closer.

"Ah," Mori replied, taking off Kyoya and scooping Haruhi up.

"I must have gotten carried away," Kyoya chuckled.

"Woah." everyone but Mori, Haruhi, and Honey stared at Kyoya in shock as he blushed.

"Sorry Mori, but today it's my turn." Kyoya snickered, grabbing Haruhi and walking out the door.

"Mn." Mori replied.

"Is this what commoners do for fun?" Hikaru whined.

"Then go play with your brother." Haruhi mocked back.

"Haruhi, need help?" Mori scooted closer to her.

"Sure." she gave him a big piece of bread.

"You throw it in the pond for the ducks to eat, like this." Haruhi tossed a piece into the pond, as some ducks swarmed around it, pecking it away.

"Could I try?" Kyoya asked.

"Sure." she gave him a big piece of bread.

"So when are you and Mori getting married?" Honey appeared, asking curiously.

"Who said we're getting married?" Haruhi looked confused.

Honey whispered in Haruhi's ear. "Mori told me everything."

Haruhi blushed, looking at Mori.

"Mori, why did you tell him?" Haruhi nervously whispered to Mori.

"I trust him," Mori replied. "He never told anyone."

"You know I can hear you," Honey pouted.

"As can I." Kyoya added.

"Oh crap." Haruhi whispered.

"Ah," was all that Mori said.

"Will you tell the story?" Kyoya smirked.

"Not yet." Haruhi drooped her head.

"What story?" Hikaru popped out of nowhere.

"Nothing." Haruhi stated.

"I think Mori and Haruhi are in loooooove," Kaoru giggled.

"Fine. We are. Is that enough for you?" Haruhi protested.

"Tell us why!" Tamaki asked.

"I thought you didn't want to know." Haruhi questioned.

"I promised myself to be a better father, so I will respect my daughter's thoughts and opinions!" Tamaki teared up.

"Fine. Don't blame me or Mori if you hate us after." Haruhi scoffed.

"We promise we'll still be your friends!" Honey smiled.

"Ok. So do you remember that New Year's Eve party?" Haruhi started.

"Yeah." they said.

"Well, me and Mori were drinking too much alcohol-"

"I think I might know the rest." Honey winced.

"Anyways, we were drunk as heck, and then-we did some pretty bad decisions..." Haruhi trailed off, blushing as she turned her head away.

"MORI, HARUHI IS OFF-LI-"

BONK. Tamaki was again lying on the ground, unconscious.

"Thanks Mori." Haruhi exhaled deeply.

"Mn." Mori replied silently.

"Haruhi..." Hikaru worryingly gasped. "Are you...pregnant?!"

Haruhi stared in utter shock. Even Mori was surprised. Kyoya was still emotionless. A few seconds went by. Haruhi couldn't hold it in anymore, as she fell to the ground, laughing at them.

"We weren't that drunk to do something stupid like that!" Haruhi laughed.

Kyoya started to laugh so loud. Hikaru and Kaoru joined him. Honey and Tamaki soon joined. Mori stood there in silence. He was shaking, trying not to laugh. He burst into tears, falling to the ground. Haruhi couldn't stop either. Everyone was shocked. Mori laughed for the first time. Ever.

Gomen'nasai! I had school and other crap to finish so it took a while to finish this chapter. Hope you enjoy the next ones! (Once again, warning-Chapter 8 WILL be containing lemon content)

Goodbye my little bone biscuits!